₦airaland Forum

henryvirus:
In school. She is my coursemate. Now Lovemate.

naijaboiy:
Nairaland

Yours?

naijaboiy:
Where?...

KingTom:
What did we do? You have invoked my evil spirit, if I derail this thread now, you go vex! . Oya O my favorite soft drink is Fayrouz mixed with Jedi Jedi and Monkey Tail

mutter:
Children need to be properly cleared up.
My husband is very conservative and so when our 8 year old son asked him where children come from my husband said they were a gift from God.
He probably thought it was the best answer at that age but my son came to me in the evening when his father was out and told me.
"Mama Papa said children are a gift from God is it true?"
I told him it was true.
He kept quiet but had this disgusted look on his face. After a long while he asked me.
"Mama, does it mean that God puts his hand into all the women's bum to put the babies in?"

So much for clearing up.

Cutehector4u:
well my future wife will talk to my future daughter abt sex education$ as for my son, ds is how it goes.
Dad: son
Son: yes dad
Dad: take dis baby, feed him, bath him, change his diapers, infact u r now his nanny. U aren't allowed to go out as to you are to be watchin d baby.
Son: gets angry. Dad pleas, its gonna be hectic and stressful for me
Dad: Good , den zip up your trousers unless you want to end up ds way. Nd by the way, hiv is real

Prixus:
forget him n go for another. that one will end too but enjoy it while it lasts n don't decieve yourself into thinking u hv found love again else u will b opening another similar thread soon

Cutehector4u:
Wen they hit puberty age

SkinnyDude:
she called me a dog. don't you know what dog is known with/as

saaedlee:
"I don't like the way you press the toothpaste tube," "you're educated but behave an illiterate!"

I later regretted this statement!

Buh thank God we'll soon get married!

DONOCSO:
I Love You - that statement sentenced me.

SkinnyDude:
your pvssy smells like shiit and urine mixed together.

Caisenes:
you're a b.itch and a flirt ,,we broke up cos of that

DDeliverer:
Give the brother a chance nao...
Don't you commit worse sin against God, yet he keeps 4giving you!

2moro, you'l say you are a christian..

tpacalipse:
Kill him!

tpacalipse:
Kill him!

temitemi1:
Once a cheat is always a cheat... Stand ur ground!!!

elantraceey:
Always lock your door at him simple.

achinaboy:
wanted to say something,but there are somany ganja people here

Tinubu:
Ok

rubey:
Uhmmmmn...yeah i think the "will of God" means someone God wants you to marry because that person is the best for you.
You know, like the "bone of your bone, flesh of your flesh"

rubey:
Uhmmmmn...yeah i think the "will of God" means someone God wants you to marry because that person is the best for you.
You know, like the "bone of your bone, flesh of your flesh"