₦airaland Forum

Something funny is happening at the chelsea fans page. make una go peep and laugh out loud.

Egbon dayo, na your face be that? chai!!! today is going to be a troll day.hahahahahaha

Thank you sarri for your dicipline one Arinze abalaga. anybody wey no wan play ball,make he dey bench. alonso and luiz don improve,joginho and azplicueta tried,rudiger,cabalero,hazard,kovacic and el pipita were great. pedro,kanteee and luiz were the bomb. KTBFFH forever

Imo people too mumu shaa.

Hahahahaha. it's wike the wicked producer!!!

I'm fully armed with my pvc to kick buhari back to daura where he should be.

Please dont mind the dullard below me,his brain box is filled with tuwo and fura. Buhari,where is nigerian air?

dude was manipulating her with his dickson.

This one is strong.

GALLANT ATIKU ABUBAKAR!!! we are waiting for you sir. make we atikulate am together. ka ci uwar su.

Only God knows the level of manipulations that will take place this week.

We all crucified jonathan and kicked him out for buhari's sake,only for the old man to come in serve us the worst.

MadeInTokyo:
Atiku has just been confirmed as President Elect of Nigeria even before the election starts.
Bye bye Buhari.. never again

So right mah brother,i keep wishing and praying for this to happen. am gonna make merry like never before.

THIS LAND IS NOT FOR SALE

SERGENT RAMOS.

mhd5757:
Ofcource is painful but only at the time they are drawing the tattoo on your skin, after they finish doing it, the pain will no longer be felt.

okay mahn. i'm getting inked before this year runs out.

mhd5757:
I had the face of a wolf tattooed on my left chest up at Banex plaza, the guy that did it charged me 15k, i think he overcharged me though, because he did not make it as loud as I wanted it to be, I feel the amount he should have collected should have been 8k.

i wan tatoo my chest too but i'm curious about the feeling. e dey pain?

CRY BABIES. 16th is gonna be damn history baby,can't wait to vote their dumb ass outa nigeria.

Your second name is violence. you threatend your way to power still you achieved noting. time up you devil.

Yes of course, if you join apc old things shall pass away,and you shall be made a saint. THIEVES

guy comot hand oo,past get levels ahbeg. okafor's law still dey work oo.

FAREWELL TO DAURA.we dont want to see you again. you are a JINX

KANO violated their expectations. they were all shocked to their marrows,little wonder nairaland have been condusive since yesterday. kwankwasiya have burried their dullard in chief and atiku is coming fort to nail the coffin. apc no chance for you this time.

postdigger:
welcome

(in michael jackson's voice) speechless speechless,that's how it made me feel.

Even these hopeless evening news papers are dissing the dude. ride on airforce1,right in our arm is what many spend millions and make bloody sacrifices to get. it is a blessing dawg.

You sure say no be me be dat guy on green shirt,the area con resemble our yard back then at nsukka.

I thank you so much guys above. the problem is that we aint close at all. am not in nigeria presently,and she is studying at unn.

So my fiancee sent me text today that she have been living with a toilet infection since 2016,didnt disclose it to me,we were just friends as of then.according to her,their family doctor after check up prescribed insertion tablets for her,she was treating it as directed and after few months she got relief. it came back again november last year and that was when she told me because we have started dating then. she have been using inserting tablets but the bacteria is very stubborn. she sometimes thinks that i am going to leave her because of the infection and no sex of which i have assured her that i will always be there as i have always been. the insertion process is what is giving her headache too. help us with your advice and prescribtions.ladies and doctors in the house please.

most of these celebrities aint got shit. all for the instagram likes and popularities.

So on point mahn. just watch out,the hoes will come for your head.

back then at nsukka.jude was a new tenant at our block. dude was at his mid thirties,good looking and many girls in our street was tripping for him but i always wondered why it is hard to see him with ladies.was sitting close to him viewing arsenal vs chelsea match one afternoon,he became so nice to me,tells people am his younger version.later we became friends ,he slaps my butt and touches my chest(ahbi na breast) and lips and all that but i was quite young and innocent to read between the lines(i was 17).at our street speculations arose that he is gay,and i started avoiding him litle by litle.one day i was at his room playing this sega mortal combact game and i heard this idiot pleading with me to come and touch his errect dick(he don naked and i no know sef). i sprang up and zoomed off,he followed me but i outran him and went downstaires,i kept running until i entered my room.immediately, he sent me a text begging me to keep it to myself and i replied "i cover my butthole with the blood of jesus"

These days,most sex scenes are real. very real.