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PoliticsRe: Who Is The Most Popular Nigeria President Even After Leaving Office by michazy(m): 10:37am On Aug 12, 2016
Populous or Popular?
PoliticsRe: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by michazy(m): 10:33am On Aug 12, 2016
What's this one saying?? You can't predict your success based on someone else's failure sir. Are you God? Baba park well.
PoliticsRe: Why Nigerians Should Support Trump To Victory by michazy(m): 10:33am On Aug 12, 2016
What's this one saying?? You can't predict your success based on someone else's failure sir. Are you God? Baba park well.
RomanceRe: Which Of This Can You Manage To Do? by michazy(m): 10:25am On Aug 12, 2016
The only one that is not possible is 6months of no food such person will die. on bathing, rubbing cream and brush; cleanliness is next to Godliness: it's left for you to decide. 6months of no sex isn't spectacular it has been happening since day one. And on phone it's on individuality discretion; but it's advisable to have one for communications especially in the 21st century. But 6months no money is dangerous and demonic. cast it out!!!
AgricultureBsyelsa Farmers Please Let's Meet Here!!! by michazy(op): 3:28pm On Jul 09, 2016
Please if you are into agriculture or an agricultural student in Bayelsa kindly drop your phone number.
It's urgent,
Thanks.
AgriculturePlease Help Me On Agriculture In Bayelsa State by michazy(op): 11:08am On Jul 09, 2016
I want to carry out a research on farmers in Bayelsa state, Someone said Ogbia local government has the highest number of farmers. I don't know. Help me with the local government that has agriculture as major occupation so that I can be able to administer my questionnaire. Thanks.
NYSCRe: Offences That Will Kick You Out Of NYSC by michazy(m): 7:21pm On Apr 29, 2016
Good. No any Unilorite could fall prey of any of these offence.
SportsRe: Florence Omagbemi Is Falcons Caretaker Coach by michazy(m): 10:08am On Feb 18, 2016
All is well. I pray they last for sometime in the position. Perpetual!!! a lady like a guy. I sight you.
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by michazy(m): 1:37pm On Oct 12, 2015
Celestial Church of Christ
(Students' parish, Unilorin chapter)
Congratulates everyone here that has been admitted and those that are still waiting for their "alert ",I pray that the Lord will grant you your heart desire in Jesus name. Amen!!!
We are using this medium to reach out to all Celestials that have been admitted and yet to be admitted,
Contact : 07062877283
Your comfort as a new student is our concern ...#cares.
Nairaland GeneralRe: URGENT - Please Have You Seen These Missing Guys? by michazy(m): 9:14pm On Sep 26, 2015
God will guide them back home in Jesus name.
FoodThis Is What I Saw On The Golden Penny Spaghetti by michazy(op): 8:36pm On Sep 26, 2015
Hope this is not an adulterated product?

PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Pays Condolence Visit To The Awolowos (Photo) by michazy(m): 7:30pm On Sep 20, 2015
They've been planning for her Centenary Birthday. Mama would be 100 in next 2months. But Giver of life Has Taken it.
Do good while you still have breath.
CelebritiesRe: MI Mobbed By Fans In Lagos | PHOTOS by michazy(m): 7:24pm On Sep 20, 2015
Some Nigerians sha!
How much will he give them that will be enough for them. My people try to find something reasonable to do. God Bless!
NYSCRe: NYSC: A Litmus Test For A Faithful Wife/girlfriend by michazy(m): 7:19pm On Sep 20, 2015
There is nothing bad you serving your Father Land. It's just that most of our Youth(male and female) nowadays are not faithful. May God Help Us. #TeamEloquent!
AgricultureRe: Starting A Poultry Farm (a Blog) by michazy(m): 7:56pm On Aug 11, 2015
Pls help me out, I noticed my broilers are finding it difficult to stand upright. I started brooding them 6days ago.
CultureRe: Some Impressive Facts You Might Not Know About Our Great Continent -africa by michazy(op): 7:29pm On Apr 10, 2015
Being from Africa is the best and greatest thing that has ever happened to me.
CultureSome Impressive Facts You Might Not Know About Our Great Continent -africa by michazy(op): 7:28pm On Apr 10, 2015
Africa is the world's second-largest and second-most-
populous continent . At about 30.2 million km2 (11.7 million
sq mi) including adjacent islands, it covers six percent of
Earth 's total surface area and 20.4 percent of its total land
area.

1. The Gambia has only one university.
2. Equatorial Guinea is Africa’s only spanish speaking
country.
3. South Africa is the most visited African country.
4. Nigeria has the richest Black people in Africa.
5. Samuel Eto’o is the highest paid Footballer of all time, he
received about £350,000 weekly in Russia in 2011.
6. A person from Botswana is called a Motswana, the plural
is Batswana.
7. A person from Lesotho is called a Mosotho.
8. A person from Niger is called a Nigerien.
8. A person from Burkina Faso is called a Burkinabe.
9. Nigeria has won more football cups than England.
10. Zimbabwe’s President, Robert Gabriel Mugabe is the
world’s most educated President with 7 degrees, two of them
are Masters.
11. Al-Ahly of Egypt is the richest club in Africa.
12. Didier Drogba is Chelsea’s highest goalscorer in
European competition.
13. Johannesburg, South Africa is the most visited city in
Africa.
14. Zinedine Zidane wanted to play for Àlgeria, but the
selector rejected him, saying they are already many players
like him in the team.
15. President Jacob Zuma was given a special award by Fifa
for refereeing on Robben Island during his years as a political
prisoner.
16. President Robert Mugabe was jailed for 11 years for
fighting for freedom.
17. President Robert Mugabe is Africa’s oldest Head of State
and the world’s second oldest Head of State. He was born in
1924.
18. The Seychelles are the most educated Africans.
Seychelles’ literacy rates (Adult: 92%, Youth: 99%) Zimbabwe
is 2nd (Adult: 91.2%,Youth: 99%).
19. Rwanda is a better country for gender equality than
England and USA.
20. Somalia got its first ATM on October 7, 2014.
21. South Africa has the most Grammy award winners in
Africa.
22. Ethiopia has the most airports in Africa.
23. Ethiopia’s economy is growing faster than China’s.
24. Eritrea’s President, Isaias Afwerki is the least richest
President in Africa.
25. Ethiopia is Africa’s oldest independent country, it has
existed for over 3,000 years without being colonised.
26. Haile Selassie 1 was the 225th and last Emperor of
Ethiopia.
27. Nigeria has the most monarchs in the world.
28. Angola has more Portuguese speakers than Portugal.
29. President Jose Eduardo Dos Santos has ruled Angola
since 1979.
30. President Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo is Africa’s
longest serving Head of State. He has ruled Equatorial Guinea
since August 3, 1979 when he overthrew his uncle, Francisco
Nguema. His son, Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue is his
Vice President and will succeed him if he resigns. He started
ruling Dos Santo
31. George Weah of Liberia is the first man to win World,
European and African footballer of the year in the same year.
32. Swaziland is the only remaining absolute mornach in the
world.
33. The Gambia is the smallest country in Africa followed by
Swaziland.
34. King Sobhuza ll of Swaziland took the longest time in
reigning Swaziland, 62 years as he was crowned in 1921 and
died in August 1982 at the age of 83 years.
34.1. King Sobhuza II of swaziland, married 70 wives, who
gave him 210 children between 1920 and 1970.
35. Zimbabwe is the only country in the world were almost
everyone was a billionaire at one point.
PoliticsRe: Delta State Governorship Election-Online Vote!!! by michazy(m): 3:31am On Apr 07, 2015
#O’tega Emerhor# all the way, I perceive good governance in him.
Sports2022 World Cup Final On 18 December by michazy(op): 6:36pm On Mar 19, 2015
Fifa has confirmed that the 2022 World Cup final in Qatar will
take place on 18 December.
A Fifa taskforce recommended last month that the tournament
should be switched from summer to winter.
The decision to hold the final on 18 December means Britain's
traditional Boxing Day club matches on 26 December can still
take place.
In another key decision, Fifa has chosen France to host the
2019 women's World Cup ahead of South Korea.

http:///92Bn4D
PoliticsRe: Sophisticated Guns Captured From Boko Haram By Nigerian Soldiers [photos] by michazy(m): 5:31pm On Mar 19, 2015
saintTim:
Halay! Halay!! Halay!!! Kukere

# God bless the NA
Bro. pls did you upload this? , I find it difficult to upload on my phone.
PoliticsRe: Atiku And His Defection Instinct Check Out This Banner by michazy(op): 5:13pm On Mar 19, 2015
It's not coming up
PoliticsAtiku And His Defection Instinct Check Out This Banner by michazy(op): 1:39pm On Mar 19, 2015
Atiku with his defection instinct, it was reported yesterday that he has disowned his 120 groups that defected to PDP. This is a very big lie. Yesterday some set of people came to my friend's shop to print the banner below. I'm quite sure that this banner would be opened to the general public before this coming Saturday. Who is fooling who?
PoliticsRe: Does Bleaching Change Your Genetic Make-up?(pic Inside) by michazy(m): 6:00pm On Mar 17, 2015
It's is left to her , the bleaching has nothing to do with her genetic composition. She's just peeling off her skin. She will always sees that her unwanted skin colour in her offsprings.
RomancePeriodic Table Of Elements Of Human Beings by michazy(op): 4:07pm On Feb 26, 2015
(1). ELEMENT NAME: WOMAN
SYMBOL: WO
ATOMIC WEIGHT: (Don't even go there)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Generally round in form.
Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if
mishandled.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: Very active. Highly
unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold,
silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile
when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of
exotic food. Turns slightly green, and violent
when placed next to a shinier, and more
beautiful specimen.
USAGE: Highly ornamental. An extremely good
catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the
most powerful income reducing agent known.
CAUTION: Highly explosive in inexperienced
hands.
(2). ELEMENT NAME: MAN
SYMBOL: XY
ATOMIC WEIGHT: (180+/-50)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Solid at room
temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.
Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find
a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are
unable to conduct electricity as easily as young
samples.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: Attempts to bond with
WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form
strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged
period of time. Neutralise by saturating with
alcohol.
USAGE: None known. Possibly good methane
source. Good specimens are able to produce large
quantities on command.
CAUTION: In the absence of WO, this element
rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
By: Michazy.
FamilyPeriodic Table Of Elements Of Human Beings by michazy(op): 3:03pm On Feb 26, 2015
(1). ELEMENT NAME: WOMAN
SYMBOL: WO
ATOMIC WEIGHT: (Don't even go there)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Generally round in form.
Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if
mishandled.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: Very active. Highly
unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold,
silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile
when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of
exotic food. Turns slightly green, and violent
when placed next to a shinier, and more
beautiful specimen.
USAGE: Highly ornamental. An extremely good
catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the
most powerful income reducing agent known.
CAUTION: Highly explosive in inexperienced
hands.
(2). ELEMENT NAME: MAN
SYMBOL: XY
ATOMIC WEIGHT: (180+/-50)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Solid at room
temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.
Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find
a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are
unable to conduct electricity as easily as young
samples.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: Attempts to bond with
WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form
strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged
period of time. Neutralise by saturating with
alcohol.
USAGE: None known. Possibly good methane
source. Good specimens are able to produce large
quantities on command.
CAUTION: In the absence of WO, this element
rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
By : Michazy.
PoliticsBreaking: Important Information For All Ad-hoc Staff by michazy(op): 9:48pm On Jan 31, 2015
All Ad-hoc staff (PO’s, APO’s, & SPO’s) that did
not get the SMS & could not find their names on
the display list at their LGA State of Residence
should go back with acknowledgement slip for
screening on Monday 2nd February, 2015. Time:
9am – 4pm.
Call: 0700-CALL-INEC (0700-2255-4632) for
HELP!!!
AgricultureRe: Piggery House Construction Design Details by michazy(m): 12:01am On Jan 21, 2015
can you help with the marketing(pig)?
AgricultureWhat Agriculture Used To Be In Nigeria; It's Current Effect On Her Economy by michazy(op): 11:46pm On Jan 20, 2015
A fundamental reality in the Nigerian Economic
Environment is the acknowledgement that
agriculture is the mainstay of the economy. This
is because agriculture represents a strategic
asset to the overall national economy. The
importance of agriculture is manifested in three
major facets, viz:
a) Provision of employment opportunities to over
60% of the Nigerian work force including the
under-aged who are not yet of working age.
b) Widespread prevalence of poverty has been
linked to the level of the development of
agriculture in Nigeria as over 40% of Nigerians
live below poverty line.
c) Meeting the food and fibre needs of the
population.
Observers have noted that Nigeria is a nation
richly endowed with abundant natural resources
that are conducive to agricultural development.
Right from the colonial era, there had been
significant emphasis by various governments on
how to develop agriculture. In the past few
years, however, government has been making
reference to poverty alleviation in budget
pronouncements without concrete and special
emphasis on agriculture. It is difficult to
perceive the type of policy measures that could
be put in place to surmount poverty, without
making agriculture a central focus.
A cursory look at the agricultural development in
Nigeria, nay Africa, reveals a wanton neglect of
this strategic sector of the various economies.
Recent statistics made some startling revelations
that if something drastic is not done, there is
bound to be crisis in the next few years.
Researchers have discovered that there is a
continuous drop in per capital food output gaps
and decline in agricultural infrastructure,
degradation of agricultural resources due to
desertification drought and large untapped bare
land. However, this gloomy position in Africa is
somewhat at variance with what is seen in
South and East Asia, where there has been a
rapid improvement in agricultural practices and
productions. In Nigeria, the contribution of agriculture to
natural development has waned considerably. In
the 1960s and 70s, Nigeria was a major exporter
of agricultural commodities such as cocoa,
groundnut, cotton, etc. At that time, agricultural
exports accounted for over 70 per cent of both
total export earnings and proportion of GDP
making the country self-sufficient in food
production. By 1996, the contribution of the
sector was only 30 per cent of GDP, and about
two per cent of foreign exchange earnings. In
fact, as far back as 1976, Nigeria had become a
net importer of food items, signaling the
emergence of domestic food shortages. This
development is not unconnected with the
increase in oil output and prices beginning from
the first half of the 1970s, government macro-
economic policies which did not favour
agriculture, including urban-biased
infrastructural development, and inconsistent
foreign exchange policies.
In the decades of Nigerian independence, series
of palliative measures and programmes have
been put in place to address this undesirable
trend but to no avail.
PoliticsRe: 2015 ELECTION: INEC Releases List Of Ten Presidential Candidates by michazy(m): 9:12am On Dec 29, 2014
No one can deny the fact that we are having just two candidates. We are all clamoring for change, if Goodluck is not capable, Buhari is not the next option. For me and my house GEJ till 2019.If GEJ is not capable, who will?
RomanceRe: What Do You Do When Your Parent Detest The One You Love by michazy(m): 7:56am On Oct 15, 2014
carsellerz:
same bible you quoted says a man will leave his mum and dad And join with his wife for him to raise a family. marriage dis days doesnt work on sentiment you marry who you think you love and can live with for the next 30yrs.
so far the Bible says in Mark 10:7 that a man will leave his father and mother and cleave to his wife does not mean one should do that out of his parent consent.

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