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wristbangle:
Last year, I met this beautiful lady in the market (mehn her figure 8 perfect, her yansh and boobi big like titanic ). So I approached her, collected her number and from there we started chatting, calling and fixed a day for our official first date.

Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with some ladies. She knows me as a gentleman who cannot think otherwise but maybe she deliberately want to punish me when she brought 5 friends of hers to accompanied her on a date with me.

Anyway I did not play mugu like OP who became "fine bara" by begging his colleagues to bail him out. As a sharp man, I told the useless babe and her hungry friends they can order whatever they want as I need to use the toilet. Omo, from toilet, I use the exit door out of the eatery and switched off my phone.

Fast forward......

After 5 hours, I switched on my phone and enable my data. Omo! Come see whatsapp messages from here dropping like heavy rain!! If u see the kind curse

Xionez:
R.U.B.B.I.S.H.

They should better not lay a hand on Taraji o.
Her charisma, facial expressions and general acting is too perfect. Love the way she plays her part too well. She flaunts around, jokes, twerks and reasons sense into egoistic men...and beats it into others.
Its always a pleasure to watch her 'bite and sooth' Lucious.

SHE IS DA STREETS, AND DA STREETS IS IN HER.
It is an unthinkable for anybody to suggest an alternative for the role of Cookie.

Watched some movies and series which Kim made appearances. With the modified face, its hard for her to really express herself. She is a bit...souless at times. Struts about like its ikebé all viewers come to see.
If i wanted that, i'd search for porn. No use deceiving myself.

Can Kim play the decisive woman who knows how to put men in their place?!
Lemme hear a resounding "Hell No" by clicking like.

preach on!

JoeCutie:
Lol. What?

JoeCutie:
Understood? By me? I was just kidding.

lofty900:
Cancer is incurable, she can never be the same again. Cancer has ravaged her and she can't perform her duties any longer so it's better for him to remarry to avoid stories of infidelity here and there.

Twaci:
Good day nairalanders!

So I was bored and thought of this; why not create an opportunity for guys to know us girls better?

So I did. This is an open thread where guys are allowed to ask questions, any question, about girls/women/ladies and I, or any female, can try to answer.

Are u confused about girls? Or moods? Is there anything you would love to know about us? Let us know and see how we can help

Ladies in the house! Who's up?

Laveda
Diddyydiva
Adeh39
Lanicky
Omotayor123
Dollyjoy
Refiner
Ivyy or ivvy
Mimzy
Optional1
Mysticalgal
Farano
Safarigirl
Misspicy
Ishilove
Estharfabian
Michellla
Cherryice
Sinaj
Missmary
Charijee
Taashamania
Dechanel
Tohphaz....
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...Every girl out there!

Let's have fun

JoeCutie:
No, it does not exist again! So because you played it, it should now go and stop existing, shebi? Because everything stops with you nau abi?

wilsonbright:
Yes, of course... It still exists, I'm even playing with my Big sis right now.

Explorers:
But you eat solid foods with your painted nails.

NarnieSnyper:
Same thing Eve told brother Adam, wow, guess what, now we put on clothes.

Anyways, it's concerning that ish,if u can remember

thinking hard.

chrystalz:
Hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa water sun glasses!!! Dis na ghen ghen

jokes

Twaci:
Are they swimming with sunglasses?

Ayaf dead

Explorers:
6. Nail Polish.


Nail polish is yet another chemical cocktail that's probably sitting in your house right now. Even brands that claim to avoid using chemicals are full of toxins, so please just don't put nail polish anywhere near your mouth.

Explorers:
8. Zheng Dong was taking pictures of a bunch of macaque monkeys at the Fuzhou Zoo in China when one of the wily monkeys snatched his phone away. Zheng jumped the fence to retrieve the phone when three of the monkeys surrounded him and scratched at him until several zookeepers came to his rescue and removed him from the cage. While Dong made it out alive, his cell phone was chewed up beyond repair. Instead of thanking the zookeepers profusely for saving him from being eaten by a bunch of monkeys, he sought compensation from the zoo for a new phone.

Explorers:
1. The film editor who was killed by a lioness while on safari in Africa.



Katherine Chappell, a special effects editor on Game Of Thrones, was killed by a lion while on safari in South Africa. She was just 29 years old. Chappell was in South Africa to raise money for a charitable organization but was killed during a ride through a safari park. As she tried to take photos, a lion jumped through an open window and killed her.The tour guide, Pierre Potgieter, is opening up about the horrific accident and insists that he and Katherine were not driving with the windows down. Rather, she rolled hers down at the last minute to take a photograph when the lion attacked. “The tourist had a camera and, of her own accord, rolled down the passenger window to take photographs. A lion then attacked the tourist through the open window,” Mrs. Potgieter, Pierre's wife, said. “Mr. Potgieter tried to fend the lioness off.

miztersale:
1. When it officially becomes
this bad:

that first one cracked me up

rallymento:
My fwend!! How far? ?

where have thou been?