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fabem:
Can I add you so DAT u can help me anytime I want help?

surely I will if its within my power to do

priscaoge:
Some ladies may not like this but relationship is all about applying wisdom. If your guy always cheat on you try put these into practice then you see how far it goes. Ladies a man who cheats does not deserve you let alone your tears.

1. Demanding to know about the other woman: You don’t need to know her cos if he cheats on you for her, he will cheat on her for some other women.

2. Forcing him to choose btw you and her: There is no competition here cos if he loves you, he will come after you.

3. Scrolling through his phone: These have cause problem in most relationships. You don’t need to search his phone now, asked yourself “ can you be able to withstand what you will see?”

4. Beating the other woman up: Be mature in this aspect. Love is worth fighting for BUT not physical battle. You pray about it and if nothing happens please! move on with your life.

5. Threatening to leave just to scare him: Doing this may not help matters cos if you have what it takes to keep him and he can’t find it in the other woman he will come back to you.

6. Insulting him: You don’t need to insult him to show how angry you are, doing that makes him feel that you are afraid of losing him.

7. Committing Suicide: Seriously, when you are gone, you are gone! If you take your life cos of a man that does n’t deserve you, you are such a joke! It is hell fire and God will not be happy with you. No man is worth dying for and it is only Christ who die for you and I.

Are you going through heartbreak right now, try and be strong he left you in order to create space for the right man to come in.

Good day...

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Fr33born:
My question is, why airtel too dey lie? I even started wondering if Lai Mohammed is the owner of Airtel.
Airtel will tell you to recharge to get call bonus of #500, 25000k and so on but when you recharge, you get nothing.

I think it's only Airtel that does not give data when you recharge.

I suscribed for airtel timely data plan to download something. After opening one page, it stopped going until the time expired.

Why am i even complaining when i have forgotten the sim.

actually when you get a text telling to recharge certain amount to get certain bonus, its true however you should recharge on that same day and if after recharge you didn't get your promised bonus after 24 hours, put a call through to 111 so that the issue can be addressed.


concerning bonus on recharge, the key factor to bonuses on recharge is your tariff plan or service class. may I know what service class you are on?

Jorussia:
Good Afternoon,please how can i download more than 1mb files(videos music etc) using my Airtel opera mini bundle?

this data is meant to surf not to download. you might have challenges downloading with social bundles.

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APROKO MNAGER (comedy) Solarova at united bank of nevermind (UBN)

As I took my time to enjoy the slendor of the chilling room while it lasted, the manager smile at me and said "hope you are comfortable?" I nodded in response to say yes. He continued "sir, if I may ask sir, I will like to know what you want to do with such huge amount so that we can give you financial advice. I interrupted, thanks am not a CHILDREN, I can advice my self. He smiled as said no problem then but sir, can you try to reduce the amount you are withdrawing beacause if we pay you all the amount you filled it will affect our operations for sometimes. I got upset and stood up and drew my eyes close to his face then told him categorically, "when I was depositing and accumulating the money in your bank, did you tell me to reduce the rate I was depositing? He said no. I banged my fist on his table and said call this girl to bring my money. KFC on my mind please (chai money could make someone turn proud o). He pressed a button on his land line and the sweet cashier came in. How well about Mr. Solarova transaction? the manager asked the manager. Almost done but Mr Solarova has to follow me for some verifications replied the cashier. I hurried to go with her. When we got to her office, she said you will have to sign seven times on your withdrawal slip. WTF!!! You say?, that was what the same exclamation I made too. I decided to go easy with her, maintain my gentle and responsible man attitude because that how the ladies should be treated and who knows maybe I might even get lucky with her, yes get lucky I say; she is pretty so its a nornal thing for me to you know (winks). I signed seven times in a gentle man's way as she requested. Thank you sir with a smile from her. She went indoor to file the triplicate copy of the slip. On returning, she shocked me when she said sir, we can't process your withdrawal unless we carry out a urine test on you. What!! On top wetin? I exclaimed, but since I am acting a getntle man's role in the scene I quickly smiled and said "let's go ahead" as I smiled... TO BE CONTINUED...

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I bounced into the bank since my withdrawal today is far better than every of the withdrawals I ever made in my entire life. The amount on my withdrawal slip was smiling at me and my belle dey sweet me. I entered the bank with my shoulder pads so high and my steps and walking style was synonymous to that of the turkey (lols). I know you must be wondering how much am withdrawing; I won't disclose for security reasons (lols) but trust me, its huge. On getting into the banking hall, the queue was so long but I just walked straight to the counter since the amount a withdrawing is no match to anyone online. Before I knew it, almost everyone on the queue got mad at me and started shouting "who are you" "where are you from" "bros, you no dey queue". I looked back a smiled at them and I replied with so much of pride and confidence, "Do you who you are talking to?", "Do you know how much am withdrawing?". The comotion continued until the manager came down to address the situation. On seeing me, my package and my withdrawal slip, he took my slip and told me, "gentle man follow me". I followed him and I did "NTOR"(abused with my tongue out) to everyone on the queue. The manager handed my withdrawal slip to a special cashier in the inner chamber (omo see class, money good o). I sat down in a sofa in manager's office which is fully air conditioned while the cashier attends to my slip....
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tunnamania11:
That "borris" had once spoilt my "Aso odun" at amusement park.

lols, that time we used to have "odun kekere and odun nla"

tunnamania11:
I had 3 of it, made some coins from it.

Wise of you

Yungwizzzy:
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etiosa97:
Guy u be warey ohh. I get reach like 7 of this thing then. My younger brother go day push me for back, e go come be like say we day ride keke napep

Lols!!! The one I cruz na 4 legged. The thing dey sweet

Like seriously, did you cruise this lovely ride I did



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rawpadgin:
I swear down am downloading this

omo that barber nearly konk my head open because I dey always cry wen he dey barb me with this

My own barber was my uncle, I cried each time I wanna barb too

quinnboy:
wish I had my hair cut with it

Its a mixed feelings o. E dey sweet but if the clipper bite you ehn, the story is always touching...

Stanislaus17:
I've been using airtel 250 mb for N300

Tell me how sir

Faremisodeeq:
What about coconut island in lagos

C ur coconut head. Lol