₦airaland Forum

If you were not privileged to barb you hair with this clipper, when next you see me online, address me as Uncle...

That's my governor but don't o. Happy sunday everyone

kazmanbanjoko:
yu will need to come to my tutorials to learn more.

That will be nice. Send me the timetable and venue

Post SAED Talks

After a very interesting skill aquisition and enterpreneurship development programme on how one could make milllions with his girlfriend, the following conversation came up between corper solarova and akpos who met at the lodge:

C. Solarova: I really enjoyed todays SAED.
C. Akpos: like seriously, this is my best ever SAED, I gained a lot.
C. Solarova: so you were at the venue too? But "I DINT SAW YOU!!!

francizy:
Not u or your post bro.. Just some headlines up there..

Lols, propaganda means business o. It has come to stay in Nigeria I think.

Realdeals:
check www.newsheadlines.com.ng

Thanks a bunch, mature minded fellow

kazmanbanjoko:
Op, who send you message na. Is this how they report news in your village?

Lols, Mr kazman will appreciate if you can tutor me how its been reported in your city, I will surely appreciate.

francizy:
I see lying liars, decietful decievers and propaganda machines everywhere..

What's propaganda about the newspaper headlines

Michesta News Headlines Today {Sun-19-Jul-2015}

Punch

Subsidy removal won’t hurt Nigerians ‘ Utomi

Leave subsidy, focus on refineries ‘Teriba

Investment in oil palm takes times to mature ‘ Adebutu

Choosing between e-books and hard copies

Buhari wants to imprison Jonathan, Niger
Delta group

Vanguard... Continue Reading: http://www.michesta.com/michesta-newspapers-headlines-today/

Michesta History Today July 19

July 19 is the 200th day of the year (201st
in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar.
There are 165 days remaining until the
end of the year... Continue Reading: http://www.michesta.com/history-today-in-history-july-19/

Michesta Horoscope for Today July 19:
LEO:

When someone says something that
strikes you as combative today, do your level best to give them the benefit of the doubt... Continue Reading:
http://www.michesta.com/horoscope-todays-horoscope-july-19/

Michesta News Headlines Today {Sun-19-Jul-2015}


Punch

Subsidy removal won't hurt Nigerians ' Utomi

Leave subsidy, focus on refineries 'Teriba

Investment in oil palm takes times to mature ' Adebutu

Choosing between e-books and hard copies

Buhari wants to imprison Jonathan, Niger
Delta group

Vanguard

I still cook for my husband ' Aisha Buhari

El Rufai, beggar-millionaires in battle for Kaduna streets

Nigerian Church endangered if Boko Haram
captures Plateau'COCIN president

Poser over Acting INEC Chair: Who will
Amina Zakari hand over to

Same sex marriage: The world is challenging
the Church '-Monsignor Osigweh

Buhari will probe Jonathan's govt '
Presidency

This Day

Jonathan's ex-CSO detained

Dasuki planned treasonable felony 'DSS

Anti-Saraki senators dig deeper

I don't need a killer squad to win elections in
Kogi 'Gov Wada

Why we could not impeach Fayose 'Omirin,
former Speaker, Ekiti State House of Assembly

Civil War in Nigeria was a child of necessity
'Navy Commander Yusuf, retd

Guardian

VisualArts: In Lagos, globalism inspires a
rescue-mission for Visual Arts Scholarship

Practical Steps To Sustaining A Relationship

Theatre: Themes of forgiveness, unity
dominate Adelugba's That Scoundrel Suberu

ADENEYE-ADEJUWON: A Truly Independent

INEC Begins With Divesting President's
Power Of Hiring, Firing

Film:Why We Must Step Up War Against
Piracy, By Buhari

Revue: Agbeyegbe at 80: Garlands For
Theatre Game Change

My uncle came visiting me from the village, on arrival I offered him big green apples, he said "thank you my son, give me knife make I peel am" I fainted

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Congrat koko master

Nice one broda.

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SOLAROVA DANFO EXPERIENCE


IGNORANCE FINISH ME

As I write u this night, I am in a state dey call semi-coma. With th situation of thing I no suppose write you but as the aproko manager one of michesta, I must brief you wetin happen and wetin my eye see.Wetin happen be say, I get an official assignment today and I already booked an appointment for 9:00am this morning. As day break, I put on my suit sorry coat after I don wear shirt wey I tuck in. I come crown am with shoe(na sandal i wan wear before Lols). I hit the bus-stop one time. E no suppose dey new to you say solarova na JJC for lagos. E no reach five minutes when a danfo came and the conductor shouting “sango, toll-gate, agbado-ijaye” na inn I whisper meiran, he said “oya wole, N70 “(enter N70) oh boy, see cheap danfo!!! I quickly jumped in and off we go. Zooooooooommmmm na so we reach where I go alight. Meanwhile, other people wey dey alight from thesame danfo wey I enter na on top motion dem dey drop. As e come reach my turn na inn I say make I do like others dey don dey do after all I don spend sometimes in lagos na. Unknown to me, I noticed all the people that alighted before me was running after the danfo like say dem forget something inside am little did I know that they were cooling the pressure of the speed they encountered while alighting. As the conductor shouted “meiran”(telling the passengers than people going to meiran to alight) me sef said “o wa” (say I dey alight o) as usual the danfo was on motion and me ghas alight. I jumped down and wanted to start walking forgetting I should cool the speed by running a bit before walking. My dear, I no open eye until now since around 8:45am. U dey asking me wetin happen I no know too o, but right now my uncle is eating pounded yam with chicken laps and na koko(pap) me dey drink. Wondering why My jaw has broken!!!