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Samsantos9: May the syringe of good health inject you.

MrRomantic1: May the kiss of love open your eye 2 b a boyfriend matter IJN

MrRomantic1: May the kiss of love open your eye 2 b a boyfriend matter IJN

ojingbe: Happy birthday to me today.pls like my post

Didi 5: May the mace of sound mind and health smash you!

Metaphycist: A shocking 1 at dat.
Nat dat I ws rili in lav wit any1.
Wen I ws goin 4 clearance,I ws expectin both d gurls n guys 2 luk so stunnin bcuz of d way dey talkd,made jokes,etc....Bt I later found out dat I made a big mistak n I ws dissapointd.
Even dos I saw their pix lukd amazingly different.....Anoda indicatn dat no 1 sud count on pictures.
I lik pple who respect their luks n dress reasonably cool...bt I hardly saw dat,all I saw ws shabby shabby....( Wic is y I wana use my Collections 2 change dat 2 sum extent.).
It ws smhow,bt I had 2 adapt n flow wit all of em,cuz my luv 4 em ws undisputed.
So I learnt sumfin....weneva I hv a fwnd I hvnt seen,I'l try 2 tink of him/her as appearin unpleasant in my mind,so wen I see em,I'l be surprisd rather dan dissapointd...n it hs been helpin me until now.
True story.......
Pls no 1 sud tak it hard.

Didi 5: The joke may be so 2009 but its.....

Adex097: Ask for it next time , I'd gladly give you some..you hear .
Btw, its a friday night!!!
What is DJ tsleazy still waiting for??


SPIN THA DISC!!!!

sigidporte: exactly!!
there's this guy in my city that got a girl on 2go network, they chatted for long and the guy invited the babe to his place (family house) and the girl said no, that if they must see, it shouldnt be his house, that it should be an open place. The guy agreed after she made her choice of crunchies. On the d-day, the guy went there first and was waiting for the girl to come. During d wait, he bought meat pie and ice cream for d beb. He was peeping from d window to see when the gal will be coming. Finally the gal came, and its was not wat d guy was expecting. He jst find water proof and wraped d pie and ice cream and left.

Ken excel: Hahahahahahaha..abeg oooo
was kiddin oo..wat like seriously let me ask...wat is love? And do dy fall in love or stand in love?
Pls enlighten me sir.

sigidporte: sorry nke gi kwa...

iLLiE: Do i know u?







U go bomb ni!!!!

Metaphycist: And In d form of a joke,he makes d point very clear.
I knw u guys r jokin,bt neva try 2 mak d mistak of fallin in luv wit a gal u hvnt seen "korokoro"
Mst oftn dan not,she'l nt look d way u expected her.
Truth

iLLiE: Smh



See as guys dey hustle for affrey like daily bread



Ah dey think of hw ah go take join d arrowing crew 4 UNIBEN una dey here dey fyt ontop girl





All of una go bomb ni

sigidporte: Nigerian Female Students That
Passed Through ASUU Strike
During your study, Here are
recommended Names for your
First Child. Take NOTE:::
1.ASUUwunmi
2. Asuubueze
3. Asuubuike
4. Asuulade
5.Asuusemilogo
6. Asuubiyi
7.Asuumuyiwa
8. Asuugbemi
9.Asuudabira
10. Asuubuzor
11.Asuunonso
12. Asuudera
13.Asuuseni
14. Asuuyusuf
15. Asuujoke
16. Asuunedu
17.Asuufagge
18. EbeleASUU
19.Onyinyeasuu
20. Asuuamaka

evening peeps..

Ken excel: ..yes ooo.i blive it will be called off very soon...mark my words and d day i said it..

karenkinky: Aff cash u. So yu r d wan dah haff bin attacking me an' Asakel shey?

karenkinky: Yes o. I chop banku

karenkinky:

Wait. Are you following me on twitter?

IKJ1000000:

learning

IKJ1000000: I syt yhu michael isokpeki

Didi 5:

Hello Mickey

akpan aniefiok:

Gud morining e-friends,it has been a long tym since i posted anytin on nairaland,i want to use this medium to congratulate those who were admitted few days ago and those who were admitted early last month.pls i want somebody to ansa my question, becos right now am confuse and i don't know what to do .concerning the statement of result ,becos i just concluded my secondary this year.i was told that the statement of result is given by the principal and i went to my secondary sch early this month for the principal to do it for me.all she did was to stamped and signed on my waec online printout and said i should give it to the sch like that ,i was very confuse ,becos wat she did was diff with wat ave heard about statement of result .guys pls wat should i do?wat she did would it be acceptable? And lastly,if it would nt be acceptable wat should be the format the principal would use ?

ooman: that's just your own view, no proof for that

ooman: oh that is dumb, am talking to people who exist, who believe in a god that doesnt exist

Chimaritoponcho: @op if u wan 2 knw jus ask any mountain of fire ministries member

ooman: you bet