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Nawa!! Yams taller than the owner!! Interesting!

Girs,, at age 25, you should get married and remain in ur husband house, and at least have two kids. Shikena!!

God!! 75m as part payment? My Child must be a lawyer.politics is the rishest business in Nigeria.

Jacksparr0w127:
hmmm I'll try read it. I hope I don't get disappointed tho

U will enjoy the write up. The guy is really a writertainer!! I like reading such articles. It helps me to brush up my writing skills. Nice one OP!

Jacksparr0w127:
you read all these? You deserve a kudos

Yeah!! Waiting for the conclusion.

Master writer.kudos man !! I love this story..

I received a text massage from DSE Benin for recruitment screening on the 30th of January 2017.
When I got the text massage, I kept wondering when I applied for the job. I immediately did a quick online search for what DSE- Benin stand for and I couldn't find anything like that on the net.so, I showed my friend the text and he too has not heard of such name in Benin city.. nevertheless, he advised me to try them out. The next day 31st, another friend o mind came to see and while we were discussing, I observed he dressed fine, so asked him, this one u dress like this so, where to?? He laughed and said, I get interview close by 9am. I asked him, 9am? Where?.. Na new company, close by,na DSE Benin..ah!!! DSE Benin ! I received the same text and its 9am this morning.. I'm not going, na 419..I wasn't interested because I didn't apply for the job but on a second thought, I have given out my CVs to one or two persons maybe they most have helped me to applied for the job that I don't know of..so, I got dressed and we drove down there together..
By 9:05am we arrived at the place along airport road. Funny enough, they office is not too far from my shop and house.I was wondering how come such a company is located here and I have never heard or seen them.
When we entered the hall, two guys asked for the text message we received before we can be allowed into the hall..we showed the them the texts and we went in to filled our names, code and phone numbers before been ushered into another smal hall..
When I entered into the hall there were many others persons already sited. I quickly do a count and observed we were about 26.
About 10 :17am, we were given question papers to write a test that lasted for another 45mins.
When we finished the test, we were told to wait. We waited for like 15mins before one guy came in and introduced to us a beautiful babe who used another of our 45 to one hour plus to talk to us about company core- values and personal core- values. By this time I was already getting impatient and really pissed up when I wanted to ask the lady a question and she refused. She kept asking us but refused to take qusetions.That she will not be taking questions that someone higher than her is coming to answer all our questions...
Man!! Finally ,the moment we are been anticipating for came.

we were made to claps five times, four times, three times , two times and once for over five mins before the "smallish guy" came in and eventually, she introduced to us the Boss, MD, of DSE..
The Boss started to talk about how he suffered looking for a job when him graduated. Godhelped him to get a job with DSE in delta state and today he is the Boss, employer of many workers.
This guy talked and talked that at this point, some persons started leaving the hall... He saw the reaction and mode, he quickly said that was the same thing that happened when he got invited last years in delta. He didn't not apply for the job and when came for the interview, he was choosed because he stayed and enudred till the end.
He told us that DSE means Divine Source Empire, that specialises in training young men and women as nutritionists and that the head of office is in Lagos, and he was transferred from delta state to head the new office in Benin.
He siad DSE is runs as franchise to ameriaca center of Disease control(ACDC ). And Standard America board (SAB)
He said we will be trained as Nutritionist and be given a lincese as certified trained Nutritionist (CTN) who be employe by them to go to corporte companies to solicites for customs.and we will be paid in dollars..
He told us only few of us will be taked.by this time 1:45pm, we were now 18 of us left. He Asked us" if you know u want this form", stand up?all except two ladies that were sited. 16 of us came and queue up to collect the form,when i saw the struggled in the front roll, I left the queue and went to the back sit ti sit and wacth the whole senaror. He called me and asked me if i wanted to go? I said no, that am tired and simply apologised and said we will soon be done..He brought out the forms and said when he got the job last year, he paid 13k and now we will made to pay 15k .. Almost at the same time, we all chorus!! 15k?? The two ladies got angried and left the hall..
Before he started giving the forms out, wrote on the board the typy of persons he can't work with.
the proud, the right, the greedy..he said can't work with such persons.
When he saw no one except one man that signified to pay the 15k , he decided and said OK, u can pay instalmentally.. Some promised to pay 5k,10k before the close of the day by 4pm.. He wrote the various amount on the forms and gave it to them.I went to my friend and wispered to his eyes, " Guy am not paying anything ooo...He smile and said abi! No wahala!! I go give it a try.. He collected the form and wrote 3k. He filled the form and we left 2: 37pm..
I saw my friend this morning and he told me they have been calling him to come pay his money to join his mates for the training.. He has changed his mind now. That he will not be going back there again....

Pls, Post ur pix without make-up. As for this pix, u try small..

Op thanks for the piece of information but pls also advice ur fellows ladies to also wash down there with enough soap and water.smelly vaginas can be really nauseating... Abeg, make una too dey shave clean ....

Thumps up for the writer. Very educative and informative.am encouraged by this.

Is this the answer?? How many members can afford to buy this gun? Let preach love not hate..

I was surprised today to see my pastor's post on facebook asking " Do u want buhari dead or alive?" And the comments were really shocking...some people actually they want him dead.
Is this right?Buhari will not die.he will live to fulfill all the promises ..one thing many don't know is that its not the first person who fell sick that die first ....its God's wish that all should repent. Let us pray not curse.I wish PMB quick Recovery.

Somebody even told me to pay 50k to obtain the form in Benin city. This is Fraud na..

tizzdi:
Op u fall my hand badly..

How?? Its been long ooo...then I was inexperience but I eventually did.

Hmmmm.... Sometimes ago, there is this babe that was into me and I couldn't really get the courage to toast her cos am the shy type..
This babe has already given me the green light but I was playing holy, holy...
My family and friends all thought she is my girl friend, I mean as in, lover, cos we were always together.
One day I just summoned the courage to tell her I want her to be my girlfriend. And the reply I got embarrassed me. She replied and said I thought u will never ask??

She remembered what her mother told her. Its guilt...

Whatsapp her or text her u will not be around tonight. That u r sleeping over.

This is how they have been playing Nigeria.
political calculators!! While GEJ is suppose to be at Donald Trump's inauguration, He is with baba iyabo watching them played AYo....baba he insulted during the last general election,he is now romancing again cos of his 2019 ambition.

As for me, I can do it.

We don't want to hear our air force jet drop bombs in the civilians hide out ooo...look for jammeh and bomb him out asap..

FreeSpirited:
How long have u been with her to 'really' like her?...stop wussying around

it doesn't take eternity to know someone before u start liking the person. First impression matter.

Frankicent:
Desperation and needyness... Don't be disturbed girls do that a lot.... You shouldn't have call her immediately... She is a girl lots of competition.. guys more cute, richer and fresher that you are into her.. worst of it you all do the same thing. Collect a girl number call her immediately. Tell her it's you blah blah blah... start boring chat... Your mission is too be unique from other guy.......make I stop here. If you have any question ask ..

Thanks man. This is good and matured comment.exactly what I want to hear. But the truth is a that, I didn't call her immediately..

[quote author=FuckyourMama post=52941100]Jst see ur dull response...clear reason u can't slice diz bitchez [ 'dull response"...??Hahaha!!! I don't want to bother myself argueing with u since u have no reasonable response.

naija1stpikin:
he is discussing her studies/education like he is her lecturer funny

Hey!! Look man, is not as if i was just discussing her studies/ education. It happened we were coming from the same direction, uniben. And I think its appropriate to ask her about her studies to at least know who she is before rushing to start professing or showing ur interest in her.
In the cause of the educational discussed, I got to know she is a 300 level linguistics student of uniben.
she asked me what dept I,m and I told her I have graduated and just came to do my clearance for which she congratulated me.
so, is that a bad idea to discuss ur studies/ educational background with a girl u just met?

FuckyourMama:
No mind d dullard...even his thread is boring

Why can't some people comment without insulting? Why bother to comment in dullard and boring thread if u r not the biggest dullard? Be matured with ur comments my friend.

CosmeticChemist:
She is trying to be inaccessible to you. Inaccessibility is one of the subtle weapons women utilise in trying to secure a man's emotional commitment. Your jealousy & her cantankerousness are great instruments for this task.
The more jealous she makes you, the more strongly the heat of your jealousy bonds your heart to her, as you are clearly exhibiting now.
In inciting your jealousy to incandescence, a woman's ways can be quite bizarre. She might deliberately encourage the attentions of rivals, she might keep playing hard to get, she might require you to flatter her to the point of irrationality and other guiles she might not be even aware she is projecting.
The aim of all these, is to establish and test her power over you, to reduce you to unquestioning obedience.
So, you need to realise the situation for what it is. And if there is anything you do, do not act too desperate for her attention. You will only make yourself a willing victim to her dark art

Interestng!!! In other words, i should forget about her? Thanks man.

DuchessDee:
No Comment!

No comment is comment......

"He is like a brother to me .Churchhill has a big heart" So because he has a big heart, u have to shared the heart with Toto, sorry tonto?? She said it all.. He has a big heart and generous in the other rooms..

[quote author=naija1stpikin post=52928558]this is why she left you. You're boring[/quote
boring?? Hahaha....I see .