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Someone complained that Craig's Bond did not confront real villains. Men, is that joke? Ernst Blofeld is your idea of a real villain? One stupid cartoon-like Character that catches Bond several times and still leaves him free to use his gadgets to escape? I think Gustav Graves, the North Korean guy was the real baddy, but still, an individual, identifiable and stoppable. Have you tried confronting a clique, say in your office or some other community who thought you were 'marchin their banga'? Craig's Bond was hunted by the British and American govts. CIA really wanted to kill him and M told him they had a 'capture or kill' order out on him. Can you beat such a connected criminal organization? As for not understanding the movie half the time, don't tell me you are the nigerian home video type. You know how they don't like oyibo films because of their ability to tell the stories without somebody having to state exactly what is happening at every point to us the dumb audience. If you are to discuss the Bonds and compare intelligently and be taken seriously, this should not be the case. anyway sha, you do sound better than the people I described above.

@Mad_Max: Lol JeSoul, what's there to say? Craig is the KING, and Atreus know it. He has depth and cold charisma. And whatta bod! He's vulnerable, utterly ruthless, and when he kills, sexy as hell. He and Connery are the best Bonds.And his acting chops? Craig's the only award-winning Bond. Feeling a little nostalgic for mysogynistic aston-martin driving British civil servants and brainless women who coo "Oooh James"? There are 20 previous instalments to knock yourself out with,yeh?

I think I just fell in love with max. You are sooo on point. Who needs a sissy Bond, tall and handsome face, but absolutely no body and an initiated, baptized and confirmed ashewo to boot? Daniel Craig is just it, with Sean Connery coming (a bit of a distant) second in my estimation. I love them all though- beautiful Roger Moore, elegant Pirece Brosnan, somewhere out there Timothy Dalton. Did not even know that George Lazenby existed until perhaps like 10 years ago. I saw a movie of a strange Bond that I could not stand watching some years before I found out who he was and his name. He's American for that matter! Imagine!
The sissiness of Bond just made us all too readily accept Jason Bourne. A real spy, who could not afford to be extremely cool and had to look like he was serious about saving his hide. He also didn't go about announcing to his potential killers that he was Bourne, Jason Bourne. He used aliases and protected his identity all he could. I think Geena Davies was even a better Spy than most Bonds. I loved her in 'A long kiss goodnight'.[b][/b]

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You should enjoy the song below. It's been done by so many people in the Carrebeans from early 1900s that I don't know who is the originator.

If you want to be happy living a king’s life
never make a pretty woman your wife
If you want to be happy living a king’s life
never make a pretty woman your wife
Now all you have to do is just what I say
and then you may be jolly, merry and gay

Therefore, from a logical point of view
better marry a woman uglier than you
(chorus)
From a logical point of view
always marry a woman uglier than you

A pretty woman make a husband look small
and very often causes dawnfall
Soon as she marries then and there she starts
to do the things that will break your heart
And when you thing that she is belonging to you
she is calling somebody else duduh _{(I think that means sweetheart or something)}

Man, from a logical point of view
better marry a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view
always marry a woman uglier than you

Man, from a logical point of view
better marry a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view
always marry a woman uglier than you

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you can be sure you will be happy in all your life
She will never do things in a funny way
to allow the neighbour have things to say
She wouldn’t disregard the husband at all
by exhibiting herself too bitter and cold

Man, from a logical point of view
better marry a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view
always marry a woman uglier than you

An ugly woman give your meals on time
and try to make you comfortable in mind
At times when you lie sick in your cosy bed
she will both caress you and scratch your head
And not a minute in the night will she leave you alone
it seems you want to melt the cold from your bone

Man, from a logical point of view
better marry a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view
always marry a woman uglier than you

If a man that’s not your friend
say that you have no taste
marry an ugly woman above disgrace
one who is cute, looking barbarous and rough
the skin like alligator, bumpy and tough
pigeon-hole, bull-leg, across in her eye
she got two lips that look like a big bow tie

Boy, from a logical point of view
better marry a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view
always marry a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view
always marry a woman uglier than you

Sorry, I know this thread is old but, Bond is a legend we cannot wish away. He is more of an enternainer, in the sense that you know you are seeing a movie, and so you can sit back, relax and enjoy it. kinda cheesy. Daniel Craig has redeemed the Bond genre. They were never really spies- ashewos and matini drinkers is all they were. Do you notice that craig even 'pursues woman' less than the other ashewos and faces the business of spying? I just love him and consider him my best Bond ever, so far (dethroned Sean Connery). Pierce Brosnan is probably the most elegant, Roger Moore perhaps the most handsome (in his hey day, anyway), but... I don't know... maybe they are puscies. How do such lazy agents that the whole world already knows, get anything done? The CIA agent that Bush and his people exposed had to retire because she was outed. How stupid can it get (except if it is a movie) for a secret agent to go all about town, telling every new babe he sees, and all the bad guys that he is 'Bond... James Bond. All that gadgetry just to get a little thing done, and they always break them. If bond were a pikin, you would probably have stopped buying him things by now.

Again, I think that if craig's JB fought Bourne, he would likely hold his own. For a while. He's bad. He even knows how to improvise with things he sees around. Unfortunately, I think that Bourne would take out even him eventually. Imagine being deadly with a book or a magazine.

Don't even let me start on Ethan Hunt. Far, far, far, far, faker than James Bond could ever hope to be. But I also watch the MIs- they mak good entertainment.

Spies who don't go by aliases work in embassies and are covered by diplomatic immunity. The real spies in the grind, with no protection on the ground have to have aliases and protect their own hide. Anonymity is absolutely essential in the business, unless you are the CIA director or somthing close, and have to be seen on TV and appear before congress. Bond is presented as saving the world, but I think he is gullible. His government has deceived him into thinking that. They are killing innocent people, calling them terrorists and the like. okay, I was just fooling around with that one, but Bourne has learnt to not trust his own government. So I think he is actually wiser.

Jason Bourne is it for me any day. Only Daniel Craig has been able to make me stop for a split second, not to have second thoughts, but to say 'bros I hail o' before I declare the obvious answer. Bourne is mean, he's tough, he's deadly. I would have said he respects women more than Bond, but I suspect that is not a plus with the girls. Sometimes, some ladies do like a ride with a powerful type of guy, even if short-lived, and then cherish the memory.

Bourne also knows things, knows the world (Int'l exposure) and knows his way around toys. He just was trained to be very effective without them.

She fine, but too much assistance (make up)

I am wondering why this even came up here as a question. You should have been telling us how you kicked her out of your life for grossly disrespecting you by forcing you to put her ex beside you (I think this is fairly obvious, even if not stated) on your wedding day. I don't know how it worked out, but you should have put all arrangements on hold and really seriously re-evaluated the whole relationship- easier said, I know. Doesn't seem to me that she is can be all that decent.