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ProgrammingRe: How To Hack Nairaland In 30 Seconds. by micodon(m): 7:16pm On Sep 05, 2021
tollyboy5:
lol i see my comment of 2018 grin
nl is highly secured.
im a bit right. ports are secured. you can only attack users acct grin
Your first post was about NL not having an open port. And I'm still here to tell you that you're f*cking wrong. Still a novice
ProgrammingRe: Digital Naira Currency (NAIRA COIN) For Nigerians Has Been Launched O by micodon(m): 5:05pm On Jun 26, 2021
Looked at the source code. Utter crap!!! All it does is send HTTP requests to port 5000 of the same machine. Bullshit
WebmastersRe: Dear Nairalanders by micodon(m): 11:04am On Jun 17, 2021
Website name: RicheeRank
Your NL Moniker: Richeemedia

If you want to promote your business, come out with your full chest and stop trying to deceive people
EducationRe: Why Is Any Number Multiplied By Zero Equals To Zero? by micodon(m): 12:44pm On Jan 14, 2021
BobFischer:
Why is any any number multiply by zero is equal to zero?

10 x 0 = 0
100 x 0 = 0
1000 x 0 = 0

If i have 100 oranges on a table and i multiply it by zero. Why do i suddenly have zero?

100 oranges X 0 = 0
1000 pears X 0 = 0


front page please
mathematicians in the house please gather.
If you bring 100 oranges from abuja to lagos zero times, how many oranges did you bring to lagos from abuja?
Science/TechnologyRe: Mysterious Beast Washes Up On Greek Island. Does Anyone Know Its Name? (Photos) by micodon(m): 7:00am On Nov 21, 2020
Sea Lion
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 9:36pm On Aug 02, 2020
stanliwise:
Maybe you misunderstood it.

It is twice as fast at it’s counterpart. So are you satisfied now?

Meanwhile anytime you have a web project I see you running back to PHP grin grin grin
Thats not being fast.

Web project? You didnt go through my github repo? Smh
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 9:30pm On Aug 02, 2020
stanliwise:
I didn’t say PHP is the best programming language. Please quote the place.

I said PHP 7 is very fast I didn’t compare it.

Thank you for understanding.
You cannot correctly say something is fast without comparing it
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 9:27pm On Aug 02, 2020
stanliwise:
There is no need to argue further with you. You are just finding ways to condemn PHP. But have this PHP still power 81% of the web. In 30 years time. It ain’t going nowhere.
Thats not the point of this argument. The argument is that you said it's very fast. And I say:NO!!! It's not fast.

This you're argument about it powering about 81℅ of the web holds no water. It's like saying the Corolla is the best car in the world because it's the most commonly used.
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 9:17pm On Aug 02, 2020
stanliwise:
From the beginning of the argument didn’t you mention C#, Rust, Scala?
Yes, because they also faster. If PHP as as fast as you said it is, then I should not fear challenge from any language
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m):
stanliwise:
PyPy is not the official engine of python, it also don’t have support for some modules.
So most website you see run on actual Python. Even before PHPNG Facebook I think was using another compiler I think

From inception I only said PHP 7 Is very fast. I didn’t compare PHP with any other compiler. You just wanna make it look like PHP is trash
If you said PHP is "very fast", then it's speed should be measured compared with other languages. And when you compare, you find out that PHP is actually slow.

in the real world PHP is slow. That's why Facebook built HHVM. That's why good developer/company would not build any performance critical web app in PHP.
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 9:07pm On Aug 02, 2020
stanliwise:
not Erlang please.
Follow the argument from the beginning.
I was telling the they guy that PHP was not to be compared with static language and that is how argument started. He even derailed.

Secondly, I said PHP 7 is very fast. I didn’t compare. But he wanted to
Node, lua, python, Erlang are not static ... So what are you even saying?
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 9:06pm On Aug 02, 2020
Bytestream:
Oga we all are saying the same thing grin
PHP IS SLOWER THAN NODE,ERLANG, PYTHON AND LUA ON A NORMAL DAY
Bros, even on an abnormal day
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 9:05pm On Aug 02, 2020
stanliwise:
With PHP 7 running on PHPNG engine. Erlang is not so faster than PHP keep believing that.
NodeJS is fast but about just 3x as fast as current PHP 7.
Lua has smaller system than PHP7, even you wouldn’t pick it
PHP 7 can compare python. You mentioned Pypy, why not just python?? Meanwhile PHP can be cache too to improve speed also.
Erlang is so much faster than PHP, novice. Erlang is what powers whatsapp back end. Facebook chat back end is Erlang and Cassandra.

I wouldn't pick Lua cos its a small system? Dude thats why its the worlds most used scripting language in game development. Good luck building PlayStation, windows, android games with PHP.

Why mention PyPy? Because its a freaking JIT compiler for python. It's like asking why mention the Zend engine
Cache PHP? Which language can't be cached?
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:59pm On Aug 02, 2020
Bytestream:
Jeeze....dats a handful
Well I don't know much languages oo
Buh I think I can code industry standard in python, javascript, dart(flutter), c# and ruby that's all...u d boss where I dey nah grin
Learning should never stop. If you've mastered a language, nothing should stop you from learning something else. Languages rise and fall. Imagine what happened to those who had just Fortran in their toolbox. Fortran was once the bomb, but now if you know Fortran but don't know another lang , maybe like Julia, you're in soup.

So, I try to keep learning. Funny enough, it was when PHP messed me up in a performance critical application that I ran to Golang.
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:52pm On Aug 02, 2020
Bytestream:
I know stanliwise is the PHP prodigy
Yea. I think is Rasmus Ledorf's relative
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:51pm On Aug 02, 2020
stanliwise:
shallow talk. You are too full of yourself. You just keep Comparing me to you, you lack esteem. People who praise themselves are not worth it.
Where's the script you promised?
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:49pm On Aug 02, 2020
Bytestream:
I know u are against PHP, woow...
Cool..I do react, Vue and angular
I felt maybe u where a backend developer in mybe golang or scala grin
I didnt quite complete my self education on Scala. Golang, Rust, PHP, Lua, Python, VB.NET, Crystal are my core
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:43pm On Aug 02, 2020
Bytestream:
Wow dats great you really are the boss!!
Do u use PHP for mobile development and pen testing...? Please educate me I wan be like you grin grin shocked
You sef no even know who dey argue against PHP
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:42pm On Aug 02, 2020
Bytestream:
Gbam my guy...am thinking of learning golang buh am soooo busy trying other cool stuff with JavaScript..am a full-stack developer (God help me) ok rephrased I know backend and frontend to an extent which could pass as industry standard.

Why don't you learn vue.js and bcome full-stack also..leave the mythrs of PHP to continue slaying with PHP in 2020
You've not been following up on the thread quite well. I'm arguing against PHP. I'm a full stack developer. I actually know vue, react, and riot very well. They're extensively used where I work. I'm saying knowing PHP and a dozen other languages , PHP is not the route to go .
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:35pm On Aug 02, 2020
stanliwise:
ahahahhahahhahaha.
You don’t build site anymore and you think me that still code website you know PHP than I do.
Now wonder you said non-blocking isn’t part of PHP.

Prolly you mean the time you left PHP
I've outgrown building websites. I do tougher things And, I'm 200℅ sure, you're not up to me in PHP
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:34pm On Aug 02, 2020
stanliwise:
ahahahhahahhahaha.
You don’t build site anymore and you think me that still code website you know PHP than I do.
Now wonder you said non-blocking isn’t part of PHP.

Prolly you mean the time you left PHP
Dude, want to compete?
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:33pm On Aug 02, 2020
stanliwise:
PHP isn’t fast as Golang because the comparison is so stupid. PHP is not a static language
you're really daft. You said it's really, really, fast. So why not compare?

And if you want a fight between PHP's speed and dynamically typed language. You got many:

1. Lua is dynamically typed, but is way, way faster than PHP
2. Erlang is dynamically typed but is way, way faster than PHP
3. Python scripts on PyPy - way, way faster than PHP
4. Javascript - way, way faster than PHP
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:27pm On Aug 02, 2020
Bytestream:
U nor be full stack like dat nah!! Shay u be backend engineer? I will have preferred you drop a full stack project...buh dis will do..
Doe welldone on the site it's cool.
micodon we dey wait for your own site oo
i don't build sites anymore, dude. blockchain? check. Games? check. mobile apps? check. Pen testing? check.
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:25pm On Aug 02, 2020
stanliwise:
most of my job are backend job. I have coded many website. So you may not know how cool it is.

PHP isn’t faster than Golang don’t get me wrong.
The original argument is PHP and Go shouldn’t be compared
no shithead. The original argument was that PHP as not as fast as golang and the rest. You came with a fork to a nuclear fight
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:23pm On Aug 02, 2020
stanliwise:
I coded the backend. I still have the script with me. Do you wanna see it?
yes, please. i want to see the script
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:21pm On Aug 02, 2020
stanliwise:
My last project was https://houseMatter.tv I used codeigniter
I coded the backend only though
I went through the website, and i saw powered by Ade media. Dude stop lying
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:20pm On Aug 02, 2020
Bytestream:
Wow dats great...I have also done cool stuff on my own tech stack...

www.tomiiide.com vs drop your php website let's compare speed, simple!

Or better still let's write a data miner, analyzer and filter in our various tech stacks and see which is faster..say in 100hrs what do u think?
Dude, you're getting it wrong. I'm looking for a PHP guy to challenge me. I'm saying if you find one, call me. I'll most probably use Golang or Rust
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:18pm On Aug 02, 2020
stanliwise:
Golang is more faster than java but would you use it to build android app? No, because it simply was made for android dev.
So as PHP with it speed isn’t made for machine but it is fast for most web app.

PHP and static language like Java, c# and the like are not to be compared.
Compare web languages like python, JS. It is better that way.
and who the Bleep told you that Golang, Java, C# and co are not used for web development?

https://decred.org built with golang

Godaddy built with C#

LinkedIn built with Java

What's wrong with you?
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:06pm On Aug 02, 2020
Bytestream:
Please ooo I haven't written a line of PHP in my life grin grin grin
Abeg let's go back to the speed test..

puts "let us speedtest oo!"
i have written quite a lot. As per, i was once a contributor to the codeigniter framework as at v2. I know a lot of PHP inner failings. Any speed test challenge you're offered, abeg buzz me. I take God beg you
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:04pm On Aug 02, 2020
stanliwise:
stop childish language. Jare!
Let compare Golang vs Assembly na! Rubbish
Yeah, let's compare. Golang will run slower. But what i'll build with Golang in 1 week, it'll take the assembly developer 2-3 months to build. and, he'll have to cover every architecture. Let's see who is more productive
ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:02pm On Aug 02, 2020
stanliwise:
What stupid contribution. The contribution to cheap repo. Mtcheww you can fool people not me.
Perhaps I am off this comparison. It is for babies.

All I know is Comparing PHP, Gorlang, C# was totally off talk. You still don’t wanna accept
See how daft you are?
The attachment shows how much i earn for my stupid contributions. You're mentally deranged

ProgrammingRe: 8 Reasons To Use Php In 2020 by micodon(m): 8:01pm On Aug 02, 2020
Bytestream:
I want to see what dat makes Dem full stack also , at least I want to laugh at some designs and get laughed at in return.. don't let our coding prodigy run nah... grin
whose coding prodigy? I saw his repo. One word: disappointing

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