₦airaland Forum

EgusiSoup:
I don't even know How to start

Oboi, u sure say na person born u?

omenka:
Bro seriously, you are wasting your talent on this forum.

Rotflmao.

Sir Omenka, wetin I do again?

These guys from the east are so funny. They will say "proudly 5%" on one thread and on another thread, they ll cry of marginalization.

Aminat508:
midolian, u don dey turn sumtin else

swthrt mi, how u dey?

Pangea:

Abeg PMB, what of our brothers from the East naa?

Their reward is in otuoke.
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Akande

President Muhammadu Buhari has approved the appointment of Mr. Rahman Adeola Ipaye as Deputy Chief of Staff and Mr. Laolu Akande as Senior Special Assistant (Media & Publicity) in the Presidency.

The two new appointees will work in the Office of the Vice President.

Mr. Ipaye is the immediate past Attorney General of Lagos State.

He studied at the University of Lagos where he graduated with B.A. (Hons) Degree (History) in 1984; LL.B. Hons (1988) and LL.M. (1991). He is a Fellow of the Chartered Institute of Taxation of Nigeria and the Chartered Institute of Arbitrators respectively.

Before his appointment as Attorney General and Commissioner for Justice, Mr. Ipaye was employed as a lecturer in the Department of Commercial and Industrial Law, University of Lagos (1992 to 2001); Special Assistant (Legal Matters) to the Governor of Lagos State (2001 to 2007); and Special Adviser (Taxation and Revenue) to the Governor of Lagos State and member of the State Executive Council (2007 to 2011).

Mr. Laolu Akande graduated from the University of Ibadan in 1990 with an honours degree in History and a Masters degree in Communication & Language Arts in 1992.

He became a Staff Reporter of the Guardian newspaper in 1990 while still serving under the National Youth Service Corps. He left The Guardian to join the foundation team of The News Magazine in 1993, where he became Senior Writer. In 1997, he was appointed by Nigerian Tribune as editor of the Tribune on Saturday, a position he held until he moved to the United States of America in 1998.

In the United States, he worked as a journalist with the Philadelphia Inquirer and New York Newsday. He also served at the United Nations as a Press Officer and later as an Advocacy and Communication Consultant. He was also the Bureau Chief of The Guardian in North America and the Executive Director of the Christian Association of Nigerian-Americans, CANAN.

Mr. Akande taught at the State University of New York at Stonybrook and also Suffolk County Community College in Long Island, New York between 2002 and 2015.
Ipaye and Akande have been working with Vice President Osinbajo since the inception of the present Administration.

https://www.lasgbackupsite.net/media/k2/items/cache/63ae8dd535459e6ddaa9950601158f8d_S.jpgMR. RAHMAN ADE IPAYE

http://dailypost.ng/2015/09/03/buhari-approves-appointment-of-ipaye-akande-as-dcos-ssa/

Cc: lalasticlala

Aminat508:
no be midolian o..

omenka:
You yeye ehn. Hain! So na u be d monkey abi wetin? Lmao.

Owo iya ti ba awon werey

Insurgency will soon be gone like yesterday. We are counting down.. Shame on the wailers that rejoice over every successful attack by the insurgents..

*dancing*

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The Nigerian Army has reiterated its stand on ending terrorism in three months as directed by President Muhammadu Buhari.
The Acting Director of Army Public Relations, Col. Sani Usman, stated this while giving an update on the counter-insurgency operation, at a news conference in Abuja on Thursday. Usman said the recent offensive operations carried out by combined forces, had decimated the central command and leadership base of the insurgents.
 
He said the military offensive had left the terrorists with no formidable force. Usman said the objective of ending the reign of terror in the region in the shortest possible time, was not only feasible, but a reality that Nigerians would soon come to live with. He said troops involved in the operations have been directed to pursue the insurgents to their last known hideout in line with the general objective.
 
“I have no iota of doubt in my mind that our troops will wipe out the insurgents in the shortest possible time and we are committed to this target. “You are aware that our troops recaptured Gamboru Ngala last Tuesday and are now consolidating, mopping up and preparing for the next offensive against the terrorists. “It is gratifying to note that most of the terrorist group leadership, has been decimated, while foot soldiers are abandoning their masters, burying their weapons in the forest and seeking solace.
 
“It is the achievements from harmonised efforts that have confirmed our stand that the insurgency would be ended as soon as possible, “ he said. Usman attributed the feat attained so far, to the strengthened collaboration among the security agencies, especially the synergy between the army and the air force. He said officers and personnel of the Nigerian Air Force had exhibited the highest level of professionalism to the admiration of all in the present offensive against the insurgents.
 
The director cited the professionally executed air reconnaissance and provision of logistic support to ground troops in remote locations, among others, as some of air force’s invaluable support to the operations. “I would like to acknowledge the commendable role the Nigerian Air Force plays in the fight against terrorism, alongside sister service and other security agencies.
 
“The Bombardment of identified Boko Haram terrorists’ location, close air support, air surveillance and interdiction by the Nigerian Air Force, have enhanced the ongoing operation’s efficiency and successes. “In addition to providing water and airlift of other logistics to the war front, the air force has been a force multiplier as troops are confident that they would receive quick medical attention when necessary,’’ he said.
 
He said the pressure exerted on the insurgents by joint forces led by troops of the Nigerian Army, would be sustained until they were totally wiped out from the nation’s territory. The director assured that the military would do its part by ensuring that recaptured territories were secured well enough for the government to commence reconstruction work.
 
Usman, however, appealed to the general public to sustain the level of cooperation in order to expeditiously end insurgency in the affected parts of the North-east. The News Agency of Nigeria recalls that President Buhari had given the military three months within which to end insurgency.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/bharam-soldiers-abandon-masters-bury-weapons-in-forest-army/

How unfair can Jonathan be to Nigerians. A "man without shoes" that was elected to rule this great nation with high expectationz that he ll be leading us to the moon Only ended up building a shoe store for himself. Who is more ungrateful?

francizy:
Why hasn't Bubu's body odour swung to action yet??



Pas'singshot AKA passingshit
Mid'olian AKA midoliar
Obi'agelli AKA odegelli
Ber'emx AKA bereft-sex

Mumu pikinz dem too full this forum these days. What is wrong with you for goodness sake? Why is it that you rejoice whenever things go awry? Are these problems permanent? Can't/wont they be fixed? Why are you this pained? Bros, I bn respct u pass like this b4 o!

Go find brain abeg *spits*

1. When he enters a restaurant or boutique, everyone else in the restaurant/ boutique must leave because he cannot eat/shop with ‘commoners’.

if this is true then I say fvck him even in death! ...A man that can't eat/shop with 'commoners' should have told his pple not to lay him six feet under the ground as they do to 'commoners' when they die. Mtcheeew

BeeBeeOoh:
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lool...This still doesn't change the fact that we are getting there. Expect fuel to sell at 60naira per liter in the fullness of time. The 40naira per liter you seek is too low and could lead to hoarding.

BeeBeeOoh:
That's good 2 hear, still waiting for my #40 per litre patiently..

Don't worry bro! Sofily sofily catchee monkey..we will soon get there

Na wa o! I just heard on netwrk news that no life was lost. Where did you get your "many lives" from?

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Some Internally Displaced Persons

The Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs) from Gwoza Local Government Area of Borno state who are presently taking refuge at various IDPs camps in Adamawa state have made a sound proposal to the Federal Government to screen and select some of them to join the struggles of liberating their communities completely from the Boko Haram insurgency.

The chairman of the Informal IDPs settlement in Malkoihi,town of Adamawa state ,Alhaji Idrisa Abdullahi made the appealed on Wednesday during the visits of the Country Director of OXFAM Mr Jan Rogge to the camp to supervise on going projects and to find out the current difficulties of the IDPs with the aim to intervene.

Abdullahi said he was speaking the views of all IDPs from Gwoza who are the majority taking refuge in various camps across the state as he said they have been convening meetings to discuss on how to assist the Nigerian troops who are making effort to liberate their communities.

He further explained that at their last meeting,they have unanimously agreed that the government should screen and select at least five able persons from each community affected by the insurgency in Gowza so as join the fight against insurgency.

Details later

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/idps-from-gwoza-plead-to-join-troops-in-liberating-their-communities/219182/

I suspect this madman to be Igbo

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An unidentified mentally unstable young man allegedly attacked the First Bank Branch at Ganaja junction in Kabba, Okene road area of Lokoja on Tuesday, damaging two Automated Teller Machines (ATMs).

The mad man was said to have held a hammer, which he used repeatedly to hit the machine, trying to destroy it.

The incident, which reportedly threw ATM users into confusion and kept them on their heels scuttling for safety, happened at about 9 a.m after the suspect was mistaken for a robber on a mission to rob customers at the ATM.

According to reports, the attack allegedly rendered two bank machines useless, leaving customers exasperated.

The state Police Public Relation Officer, Collins Sola Adebayo, who confirmed the incident, said the suspect was shot on his leg.


http://dailypost.ng/2015/09/02/mad-man-destroys-atm-with-hammer-customers-take-to-their-heels/

Lalasticlala

Errm, flirtykaren, you sure u r not one of these cute albinos?

No matter how you try package am, Albino na Albino. Cute though(especially the little one)

sosanova:
@ OP ur are a grade 1 Mumu
Jimi Agbaje is the man...Jimi Agbaje is the Governor Elect of Lagos state tomorrow Whether u or thief-nubu likes it or not ...tell thief-nubu to take overdose of his drugs tomorrow otherwise he suffer heart attack tomorrow

see ur life?

shadowgwalker:
no be small thing, I de wait for the time when one naija lady go reject ring.

Nah so my ex come dey wear marriage ring wey I no buy for her. She bouught for herself and surprised herself she reminded me of Mr Bean.

hahahaha

See the madman dick

Great Job, man!

Keneking:
lalasticlala

One bag of cement in Zimbabwe would be Zim 6,000,000
One trailer of dangote cement would be Zim 6,000,000,000
Dangote's empire would grow by Zillion Naira

Dangote is just "unbelievable" asweaR..Money no dey tire the man. Little wonder they say "If the son of Adam were to possess two valleys of riches, he would long for the third one"