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Udmaster:
Thought u married a Biafran wife? Be ready 4 divorce when Biafran comes.
UN have invited Biafra group over to their July meeting to grant us Refrendum that they also gave to Scotland.. BIAFRA MUST STAND.

don't go there I don't joke with my igbo wife. She is igbo and not Biafran. You guys can go whereva u want to, but not with my treasure and pleasure.

Cc: mhizpeaarl

Midehi:
same goes to the rich & powerful men who cant compose themselves when they see fresh b00bs & nice a$$

it takes the help of God to resist the emboldened @ times..

I wonder what you guys do with the "decent dressing" preachings our imams/pastors gv us in mosques and churches..

Midehi:
and who are enticing them with huge naira?

make we talk true, babe..una eye sef too dey chuk for money..Only God knows the averagely wealthy man's proposal she turned down just to settle as second wife with Atiku.

Midehi:
swear to me you dont like naira.

not the way our 'young and pretty girls' do.

Midehi:
old ugly men always going after young pretty girls.

What about 'young pretty girls always after old ugly men's naira' ?

One of those akpororo's jokes

Whenever I hear or read Biafra, I laugh for so many reasons.

These guys remind me of the story of one bald-headed man. He was scorched by the fierce rays of the sun, and when he was looking for a shady place, fate guided him to a palm-tree. While he was resting there, the fruit of the tree fell on his head with a loud crash, and broke it..

May God grant them the freedom they seek.

Life!

This man was the president a day and few hours ago..Now see what the title of this thread reads..

Well, lemme stop sounding as if I neva longed for this moment



[size=1pt]God, I thank you for this day[/size]

mayb na when light no dey she try on the fridge

#werey

joseph1832:
The dude was even stalking the future Mrs Joseph.1832 sef.

Some pple no sabi den size o! Hahahaha

joseph1832:
Upon all your handsomeness, na only 6 likes you manage get for your profile. Bro, if that handsomeness no dey put money for your pocket, then you need to get a real job and stop being a self deluded narcissist!.

It is well!

lool..no mind the guy abeg..he is just 4 comic relief on nairaland. Neva to be taken seriously

sweetorgasm:
are u d one dat wants to withstand me?

No bro.. I am not fit.

sweetorgasm:
good so who do u think can withstand me?

lol. Dey deceive yourself

What is that on your dp?

The Lioness of Ubima

LooL

SHARIAREPORTERS:
Haram! Haram! Haram!
Woman dhe tickle u
Chai
Na long stick she use?

hahahaha..u don find me come here again?

SHARIAREPORTERS:
Wetin happen?

Na who dey hack ur account?

I know u are beginning to luv Buhari. May God bless your soul.

SHARIAREPORTERS:
Ma moniker was hacked

hahahahaahhahaahaahahahaahahahaha

SHARIAREPORTERS:
Monitoring demon

I dey always wonder why u no dey ever sleep

achemedez:
[size=15pt] am going to miss Lady Dame Faka Patience
Jonathan!!
This woman has increased the life span of an
average Nigerian with her Award Winning Speeches
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband Jonathan and Sambo IS good
people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * My fellow womens.
6- * I travelled to Abroad to Rest in Peace.
7- * My husband is the best COUPLE on Earth.
8- * The Doctors are RESPONDING to treatment.
9- * For those who said I SPEECH bad English, I left
them for God.
10- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives
on.
11- * Na only you waka come?
12- * Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! This blood we are
"sharing"
13- * diaris god oooo... hmmmm diaris god.
14- * On behalf of N2million I donate my family.
15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan
has failed, I have a question for you. When a child
fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be
repeated? Lets repeat Goodluck Jonathan.
16- * Nyeson Wike is the younger brother of my
husband. This man I have tasted him and he is very
sweet. Support him.
(Dame Faka Patience Goodluck Jonathan)
Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! Dis message "we are reading"
"diaris god o [/size]

Loool.

SHARIAREPORTERS:
So help him God

Amen

Its not easy...buh truly the guy really fvcked up. The jokes he made were nt for that kinda setting. My grlfy had to tickle me b4 I could smile to them.

But op, why you dey call lalast.iclala? You wan disgrace Akpororo for front page?

The OP opened this thread like a novice on nairaland.

If he had talked deep about all of these things, the title of your thread would have been "president Buhari delivered his speech like a parrot"..

Sweetnecta:
To the young lady who said Buhari needs God should know that Allah is The Only True God in English language. Obviously, the lady does not know that in arabic Bible, Allah not Yahweh is the Name of The Only True God.



@ by midolian(m): 6:08pm

As sSalaamualaykum wa Rahmatullah. Jumu'ah Mabrook. Jumu'ah prayer in order to receive the ajal/tawab, you have to be in the mosque before the Imam says as ssalaamualaykum wa rahmatUllah at the mimbar. upon saying this the book of record of the angel is closes/folded up. if you talk before the iqamah is called unless you praise Allah and send salaawatUllah to the holy prophet [sa], you will loose the ajal/tawab of jumuah.

if you arrive late and you did not ruku when the imam is still in ruku of the second rakah, whatever you made with the jama'ah upon the imam up from the ruku of the second rakah, you have to make 4 rakah when the imam teslim out of salah and you get up to make up what you have missed.

in short Jumu'ah is not the salah alone because thats what ends it. but it begins just from the moment the imam gives salaam to the jama'ah facing it from the mimbar. there is an authentic hadith emphasizing the important of arriving in the masjid very early, say 1 hour before the khubah begins. you are to remain quite and somberly engaged in dhikr, reciting Quran, sending salaawat/salaam to the holy prophet [sa].

the observation of the id is a flip of the jumu'ah, because in id the salaat first before the khutbah.

Thank you very much.

I luv the last comment...

"This is an ignorant post. Don't keep it up pls"

tpiadotcom:
I think you mean the lunch can be had another time, not that it can wait.

Our(muslim's Jumaat prayer) doesn't last more than 10mins bro..buh it still depends on how long u wnt to stay after prayer.

IYANGBALI:
omo abeg no more mama peace english again o

Mama peace is gone, but her "womanhood" is still on nairaland.

efilefun:
May Almighty Allah answer your prayers. What a glorious Friday... Alhamdulilah Robil Alemeen

You dey mind the idiot... That guy got no life

Amin..and yours too, bro.. Alhamdulilah

The guy na clown

SHARIAREPORTERS:
Na nonsense
Anytin dem go show
If d guy sneeze dem go show
Its nonsense

LooooL..Na wetin pple want, den dey put for front page na..u no see how many pple wey dey view ds topic? Buhari is the man of the moment. And the man of the moment he ll remain for the next 8yrs.

SHARIAREPORTERS:
And dis nonsense will make d fp

loooool..opposition no easy my broda..Na 4yrs8yrs o!

He knows which is more important..The problem wey Naija dey face right now pass lunch. Na prayer fit do am

The Lunch can wait, prayer time on the other hand, waits for no man...#wisdom

God bless Buhari, the number 1 citizen