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Travel / Re: Expired Visas And Foreign Marriage by miekova(f): 9:15am On Oct 19, 2012 |
how do you mean? that it doesnt work? |
Family / Child Abused By Relatives by miekova(f): 4:10pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
a church member confided in me of how she was abused by her cousin when she was a child, he guy told her that she had evil spirit/badluck that any man she sleeps with will die becos she had marine husband. and he is the only one that can rescue her from the bondage so every night he would sleep with her and pour one sacred oil on her private part for cleansing.. and all these happend when this girl was just 11 years old. I personally think that sending our kids to go live with relatives is one very risky idea, and should be discouraged. |
Travel / Expired Visas And Foreign Marriage by miekova(f): 1:50pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
please I need to ask is marrying a foreigner the only way to stay abroad after ones visa has expired? |
Events / Re: Pictures From Nigeria Got Talent by miekova(f): 1:35pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
lwise: Kate can cry anytime,that's the way she was manufactured.lol @ manufactured |
Fashion / Re: Best Way To Achieve The Beyoncé Style Eyebrow Shape by miekova(f): 11:46am On Oct 18, 2012 |
meet a professional to shape it for you and maintain that shape by constantly trimming the little hair as they grow. |
Celebrities / Re: A Picture Of Tiwa Savage Pounding Yam by miekova(f): 11:07am On Oct 18, 2012 |
where is the yam? is that a kitchen? cheap publicity stunt. |
Culture / Re: Wait!! Before You Marry That Your Igbo Girlfriend, You Have To Read This!! by miekova(f): 10:39am On Oct 18, 2012 |
igbsam: This will cause some heads to roll!!If ITbomb:she’s dressed like something that was sent to Lagos along with discarded wares, you have failed in your duties! The Oriaku Syndrome posits that your wife is the chopper of your money, simple. Don’t take this to mean that you are her provider and therefore she isn’t independent. When the Igbo man was planting yam, the Igbo woman was planting and harvesting cocoyam, and as every Igbo household can testify, the cocoyam is more useful than yam. Yam is only the king crop because the Igbo society, like others, is phallocentric. Don’t get it twisted. 5. Beware of the Illuminati: Do not marry any Igbo woman that is the first daughter of her father. All first daughters in Igboland are members of the real Illuminati. They sometimes call it by another name: Umuada. They are the most powerful group in Igboland and can do and undo. No one uses small spoon to measure their food. If you marry one and misbehave and she reports you, you are doomed. Even when you don’t marry one, you are still doomed if your wife ever reports you to them. They may decide that all the first daughters from her village will come and live in your house for a month. You may wish to consider suicide if that ever happens to you. It is the Igbo woman who has forgotten the path to her father’s house that suffers in a man’s house when she has the Umuada waiting. 6. The Catholic Church Intervention: When an Igbo woman is tired of you and your nonsense, she’ll simply pack her bag and return to her father’s house. If you do not run after her and collect your bride price back from her father, whatever child she bears anywhere she goes will bear your name. Yes, I’m serious. This is why there are no bastards in Igboland. But thank God for the Catholic Church, this doesn’t happen often. The average Igbo woman is Catholic and the Catholic Church has issues with divorce. Be smart: if you’re going to marry an Igbo woman, marry one who is a Catholic; it reduces her chances of leaving you by about 50%. You may wish to ask why none of the above is often the case when an Igbo woman marries an Igbo man… well, I don’t know. Perhaps the Igbo man knows how to be ‘oga’ over the Igbo woman and has refused to share the secret with aliens.[/quote] |
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