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Health / Re: NAFDAC Uncovers Factories In Aba Where Fake Wines And Fizzy Drinks Are Produced. by mightyhaze: 8:25am On Dec 21, 2023
Good job Otti


Break those idiots bones

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Back! Do You Miss It? by mightyhaze: 8:22am On Dec 21, 2023
Really
Politics / Re: Nigerians: Our President Keeps Telling Us To Endure But He Can Afford Anything by mightyhaze: 12:27am On Dec 18, 2023
I be Agbodorian..

I get agbadority Id card


Everywhere good
Culture / Re: Is Yoruba Subtly Colonizing? by mightyhaze: 7:02pm On Dec 17, 2023
hegelian:


Abeg what do you stand to gain with all this dick measuring?? Why do u always want be happy seeing others sad!? Grow up bro new year is coming.. Yoruba this, igbo that, haisa this and still all of us are suffering the same fate of bad government, bad economy, bad security and several others.. Grow up rbo
others sad because an insecure illiterate is hallucinating?

Bruv
Culture / Re: Is Yoruba Subtly Colonizing? by mightyhaze: 6:58pm On Dec 17, 2023
Yes.. yorobba is colonising the world because MJ wore a slack shirt with olodum written on it... A word that might have other meanings in other languages


Inferior bum grin

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Politics / Re: Demolitions: Don’t Cry Over Split Milk, Ohanaeze President Tells Igbos In Lagos by mightyhaze: 5:40am On Dec 17, 2023
Spilt, not split..


Igbos don't cry,..they don't die neither..,they multiply. Just don't threaten their existence . They fall back on their God.. Lean back a little and then propel forward, surpassing their initial spot they were before the threat!


Lessons have been duly learnt..
Politics / Re: Igbos For Fairness Equity, Justice Back Wike. Calls For Peace by mightyhaze: 9:14am On Dec 16, 2023
Igbos don't stand for intimidation ,injustice and corruption..
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo's Sister, Boma Exposes The Atrocities Of Nysom Wike by mightyhaze: 8:06am On Dec 16, 2023
Them wan beat frog voice grin





But wait o ... That fat man say Wike na man..just after presidential elections in rivers,but now his sister don dey shriek say Wike is not a man.. which one I go take now? angry

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Politics / Re: Can Wike Travel To Port Harcourt? by mightyhaze: 10:14am On Dec 15, 2023
I doubt o


Unless he use night bus grin


That fat ogre can't wait to stuff him inside his big fat stomach grin

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Business / Re: Grasshopper Business In Nigeria: Unconventional Yet Promising Venture by mightyhaze: 9:27pm On Dec 14, 2023
GOTVee:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, I can't justify eating this. The Bible warns we Christians in the book of leviticus 11:22 against eating grasshoppers and four legged insects. Any Christian that eats this will go to Hell for ever. I pray our lord Jesus continue to guide and protect the Palestinians against the evil persecutions of Isreal. Amen sad
mumu man..

Face your religion and stop claiming otherwise.. All these insects are delicacies . Even John the Baptist lived on locust and wildhoney when preparing to meet the Lord Jesus Christ

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Politics / Re: As Nigeria Gets Worse, Some Peoples Problem Is Still Peter Obi by mightyhaze: 9:16am On Dec 14, 2023
Goodnewsforlife:
hope they told u the highest position u n your generation yet unborn can hold is governorship n that’s if we aren’t interested or else na uzodinma for u ooo
Hallucination is a big aspect of madness.. nothing new here

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Politics / Re: As Nigeria Gets Worse, Some Peoples Problem Is Still Peter Obi by mightyhaze: 9:14am On Dec 14, 2023
pquaver:


Then let obi and obidients keep quiet and letthe president do his work... So far obi and Hlhis obiro..dents are fixiated on Tinubu, Obi no go rest.. A child who say3him mama no go sleep, how e wan take sleep na.. U dey whine?
As in Obi held his hands behind his back and strapped him to a bed stand?

Cos I be no appreciate this madness till now

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Politics / Re: As Nigeria Gets Worse, Some Peoples Problem Is Still Peter Obi by mightyhaze: 9:11am On Dec 14, 2023
Goodnewsforlife:


I come dey pity una

Keep your wretched pity.. believe me you need it ..

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Politics / Re: As Nigeria Gets Worse, Some Peoples Problem Is Still Peter Obi by mightyhaze: 9:08am On Dec 14, 2023
Goodnewsforlife:
u igbos should keep quiet Abeg

At least u have lost out, then leave d president to run things now

He’s just few months into d presidency, u igbos too dey make noise na y
The op aptly described u guys as mad. There is no other explanation to this you vomited but madness..

Thankfully the flakes are fast falling off the eyes of some of that mad mob

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Business / Re: Naira Falls To ₦‎1,260/$ In Parallel Market by mightyhaze: 5:38am On Dec 14, 2023
This man reminds me of a young relative sent to me some years ago to help train ...


This dude is a genius,but only on the negative sides.. so smart in crime that u will never detect nor be able to stop his criminal moves. Before u knew it,he has made friends with all the criminal elements in the neighborhood.. he fit dey with you for car ,use eye communicate effectively with street men,and u will not even know... But that's how far he went. Before he was sent to me,his people said he was very smart and a genius.. ok but use that smartness to enhance your new home,Mba! Dude was at the bottom of his class! You can't send him on an errand and he goes it without making blunders.. Before I finally sent him away,I tried him in business.. for like 6 months in my business,he can't even write a single invoice talk more of calculating accurately.. but he kept stealing money and even kept girls without detection..he was found out by sheer chance..

Some people can maneuver everything but never for the interest of the public..

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Sports / Re: CAF Twitter Handle Hails Osimhen In Igbo (picture) by mightyhaze: 8:08pm On Dec 13, 2023
Remain Edo (esan)

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Politics / Re: Fubara: Why Obedients Support Fubara by mightyhaze: 6:43pm On Dec 13, 2023
Obi and Obidient movement no doubt is the greatest phenomenon to reckon with presently in the country


Every single cosmic/celestial occurrence can be traced to them... Every single occurrence can be attributed directly or remotely to them..

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s govt worst of all, fire will start in Rivers State – Asari Dokubo rants by mightyhaze: 5:42pm On Dec 13, 2023
grin grin
Politics / Re: Rivers Assembly: Ehie Edison Declares The Seats Of 25 Defected Members Vacant by mightyhaze: 9:00am On Dec 13, 2023
Godammit



This is what I call Ballz of Steel.. grin

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Politics / Re: Benin City Is A Hellhole by mightyhaze: 9:06am On Dec 12, 2023
Benin is very competitive,esp in academics.. you have one of the smartest Nigerians there.. rich swag and less of tribalistic elements there.. I worked there for a decade
Politics / Re: Benin City Is A Hellhole by mightyhaze: 8:44am On Dec 12, 2023
sotall:
If you observe closely this thread was created by an okoro the cry cry babies of nairaland...

After Peter Obi was rejected in the last elections, they became an headless mob fighting every tribe on social media.


What the Hausa/Fulani saw tens of years ago, we in the South are just seeing it now that igbos can never rule Nigeria.

Their bigotry is second to none.

They hate anyone not from their tribe. Hence they killed leaders of other tribes in the 1966 coup.

You see igbo in everything...


I like it though..
Politics / Re: How Are You Coping With Cash Scarcity?? by mightyhaze: 7:25am On Dec 12, 2023
E no reach my side..people dey book cash for my hand
Travel / Re: Can 1m Really Take Someone Out Of This Country. by mightyhaze: 2:13pm On Dec 10, 2023
Peterpanny:
1 million naira is equivalent to $10,000 going by my rough estimation.
I think $10,000 can take you to most European countries.
That money will actually cover the entire cost of your japaism.

E no reach 900 dollars

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Properties / Re: Lamentations From FESTAC As FHA Demolishes Buildings by mightyhaze: 5:09pm On Dec 09, 2023
Roger3D:
And you believe that he built the house for N100 million? Nonsense!
it should be more


Unless you not in Nigeria


Just tiles and pop in that building should be around 10m
Politics / Re: Why Investors Are Running Away From Nigeria — Peter Obi by mightyhaze: 7:37am On Dec 09, 2023
Ondoterrorist:


We know you afonjaaa
lool

I've always known that dumb cluck was a yorobba boygrin



Always claiming ijaw here ..


How did u dig up his 2016 post cheesy
Politics / Re: Who Can Identify This City by mightyhaze: 6:33pm On Dec 02, 2023
ElSudani:


And what happens when you have all abandoned your states for the SW and other states?
If e too pain u ,abandon your own state..

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Politics / Re: Who Can Identify This City by mightyhaze: 6:19pm On Dec 02, 2023
ElSudani:


The reason you are quoting me is because you would rather not know how tiny the SE is.
It is pure 419 for a region not bigger than Oyo state to get 5 monthly allocations from the Federation account.
We need not less than 20 states in the SW at the same rate.
The reason Im doubting your education and age is because landmass is not a yardstick for allocations,but human population.. afteall Lagos the smallest state in terms of landmass collects the highest allocations and holds the most population in Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Who Can Identify This City by mightyhaze: 4:09pm On Dec 02, 2023
MrColdsweat:

Someone said they pour ewedu on the floor and slide through.
subway surf kinda slide wen u tap twice and get on the skateboard.. grin

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Politics / Re: 20pounds: Awolowo's Mistake by mightyhaze: 3:54pm On Dec 02, 2023
Op..bring your hollow cone head... I want to piss inside.. Urine is better than that thing currently occupying space there

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Romance / Re: What Is One Thing You Regret Doing This Year? by mightyhaze: 5:46am On Dec 02, 2023
MyVILLAGEpeople:
Not hitting a billion this year.
That one no be your fault na cheesy

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Business / Re: Japa Wave Hits Nigeria’s Investment Banking Industry, Construction Site by mightyhaze: 8:52pm On Dec 01, 2023
Tinubulation everywhere

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