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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 2:40pm On Aug 10, 2016
franugo:
Just remember to give offering n tithes on sunday n voila! instant financial miracleshocked so much so dt u won't need him no more..
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hello again house, been scarce cause of my job, but d job's in d past now sadlycry what is nysc saying about our mobilization ni? i don almost tire of staying at home o
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 1:52pm On Aug 10, 2016
Rebekkah:
no dear I been avoiding that page like a plague

BTW..my p.s spirit is down sha...let my kids be repping meanwhile wink
You run for 419 biz issokay
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 1:39pm On Aug 10, 2016
VickyBeulah:
no jor
In the world of sport this is an upset o
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 1:38pm On Aug 10, 2016
VickyBeulah:
no jor
What am I seeing so


Rebekkah this is like serena williams being beaten by one novice oooo cheesy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 1:36pm On Aug 10, 2016
Rebekkah:
We only add ladies with large t!ts. slippers not allowed. try another group tongue
And there she goes
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 10:39am On Aug 10, 2016
Make I rush go start something see u guys around 4 then T!T! Would have been freed for us to welcome her
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 10:36am On Aug 10, 2016
Dotman2210:
At age 5 his Father died.

At age 16 he quit school.

At age 17 he had already lost four jobs.

At age 18 he got married.

Between ages 18 and 22, he was a railroad conductor and failed.

He joined the army and washed out there.

He applied for law school he was rejected.

He became an insurance sales man and failed again.

At age 19 he became a father.

At age 20 his wife left him and took their baby daughter.

He became a cook and dishwasher in a small cafe.

He failed in an attempt to kidnap his own daughter, and eventually he convinced his wife to return home.

At age 65 he retired.

On the 1st day of retirement he received a cheque from the Government for $105.

He felt that the Government was saying that he couldn’t provide for himself.

He decided to commit suicide, it wasn’t worth living anymore; he had failed so much.

He sat under a tree writing his will, but instead, he wrote what he would have accomplished with his life. He realised there was much more that he hadn’t done. There was one thing he could do better than anyone he knew. And that was how to cook.

So he borrowed $87 against his cheque and bought and fried up some chicken using his recipe, and went door to door to sell them to his neighbours in Kentucky.

Remember at age 65 he was ready to commit suicide.

But at age 88 Colonel Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) Empire was a billionaire.

Moral of the story: Attitude. It's never too late to start all over.

MOST IMPORTANLY, IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE. NEVER GIVE UP NO MATTER HOW HARD IT GETS. When you are down to nothing, GOD is up to something!

You have what it takes to be successful. Go for it and make a difference in this generation. God bless u all,
Good morning beautiful people
#Dotmancares.
Never Late to start something....



Imagine Suicide
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 10:35am On Aug 10, 2016
arcnomec:
Not until the president orders for release of fund to Nysc,timetable can't be made public.So the delay in the release of the proposed timetable is the handiwork of the executive .
Absolutely Correct in the long run they'll say its fund that wasn't released so PMB do the needed
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 7:21am On Aug 10, 2016
Going back to bed feeling cold

Posimii onlooker good morning o
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 7:19am On Aug 10, 2016
Dream2:
Where is Rebekkah?

Arrghhhhh,i renege on my promise,too bad,page 910,911 and 912,hat-trick of a page.



This page is dedicated to only one person and that is:







Rebekkah


Page 913 for you.



LION(Page Slayer)
No more thrusting u be that o


Lol
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 7:14am On Aug 10, 2016
Dream2:
Where is Rebe?
I never wake am up still sleeping don't modify o
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 7:13am On Aug 10, 2016
What's ESM in full port novo is benin republic


Do u speak french too. If yes I wan learn ooo















But na free sha o wink wink wink
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 7:09am On Aug 10, 2016
sholamat:
sholamat
accountancy
esm benin porto novo
2016
preferred state:kogi
Yu are welcome




In other news what of the remaining state










I see only 1 when u are to produce 4 I believe.....



Enjoy ya day
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 7:08am On Aug 10, 2016
Sacking Commences Next Monday













If no Changes
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 7:02am On Aug 10, 2016
Dream2:
Good morning bro,we can only speculate that Oct/Nov,why no one can say the particular date/time when registration will start,we all await the timetable from NYSC.
Make them just do the needful this week to monday before I start to sack people
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 7:01am On Aug 10, 2016
But am very positive. There wil be positive news before the weekend latest Monday then the rush go start.... So just get ready things will be


FAAAAASSSSSSTTTTTTTTT
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 6:58am On Aug 10, 2016
RANGO23:
..who appointed the director general of NYSC?
Erm







Erm








Erm








Erm....





I remember......











Meeeeeeeeee cheesy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 6:57am On Aug 10, 2016
slap1:
Hello,

What you posted here is the exact information I came here to seek. I'm not doubting you, but is the info authentic? I just want to know. No offence. Thanks.
I guess he was just Joking o


Well let him come and answer to that
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 6:52am On Aug 10, 2016
Remobilization has closed nothing like extension again.......... Let's hope for good news before the day runs out..........






But I still think any new info might possibly be Monday next week













Good morning Glanders


Have a great day ahead filled with joy and inexplanable happiness
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 8:43pm On Aug 09, 2016
Omaai

Is that Literarily OH MY
Travel › Re: World’s Largest Aircraft Leaves Its Hangar For The First Time(pictures) by mightyleks(m): 8:25pm On Aug 09, 2016
Airballon they mean to say
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 5:17pm On Aug 09, 2016
Dream2:
It is well.


Done it again,905,then 906 and now 910,hmmmm,what else?dedication?okay,this page is dedicated to:









All this year hajj pilgrims,journey mercy to you all.
Guy why na u just break my babe heart now. You should have been a gentle man don't worry u get the next
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 5:12pm On Aug 09, 2016
Rebekkah:
girls will be like "OK no p darling"

buh in their mind it's like "I can't wait for you to starve to death in camp"angry

good afrun cheesy
Thank h*n I know u can't deceive moi
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 11:57am On Aug 09, 2016
Rebekkah:
undecided P.S right? good for you. sia!
Pele oooo ndo
Don't reduce the size of my food o
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 11:42am On Aug 09, 2016
Abeg its possible I come back late..... There's hold up in the air so the flight from Abj-Lag will delay see you around maybe 4 sha can't b later than that




In Other news


PS, I love u
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 11:38am On Aug 09, 2016
Rebekkah:
undecided
Waiting for you @lunch and dinner safe journey ok
Abeg what are u preparing for Lunch its almost noon ooooo

Will be coming home soon
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 11:34am On Aug 09, 2016
Rebekkah:
Starryvvvvvvvvv!!! God don bless you already with Abraham blessings.

May marriage never pass you by in camp, Amen
Otondo no fall! shun!
StarryV make I help talk Amen..... Because I know sabi if u will like to marry from camp o... And my Amen na sure one
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 11:32am On Aug 09, 2016
She don arrive and its loud
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 10:12am On Aug 09, 2016
StarryV:
*NYSC PREPARATION SAGA*
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
You will be asked to choose the state of your choice,but it must be a state outside tour
geopolitical zone. So you can check out this for you to know where you can serve and where you are free to choose. If your own state fall under southeast, it means you cant serve in southeast. this will guide you on what to do..................
.SOUTH EAST- 5 States =(Abia,
Anambra, Ebonyi , Enugu, Imo).
SOUTH SOUTH- 6 States=(Akwa-ibom, bayelsa, cross river, delta, edo, rivers).
SOUTH WEST- 6 States=(Ekiti, lagos, ogun, ondo, osun, oyo).
NORTH EAST- 6 States=(Adamawa, bauchi, borno, gombe, taraba, yobe).
NORTH WEST- 7 States=(Jigawa, kaduna, kano,
katsina, kebbi, sokoto, zamfara).
NORTH CENTRAL- 6 States=(Benue, kogi, kwara, nassarawa, niger, plateau).
NOTE: feasibility study shows that there shall be 7 geopolitical zones, which lagos shall be referred as one, but abuja shall be under north central
zone. 1. Prepare Your Mind:
First and foremost, you need to prepare your mind that you
are leaving home for a regimented life in the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made stressful so as to prepare you for any challenge that may confront you outside the
camp.
You will not find it too comfortable, It’s a camp and not
your Father’s house! Just be ready for anything.
2. Itemize All Your Needs Using A Scale Of Preference
(very important ones first):
1. Very Important Ones
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus is better than
inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please)
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above items)
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B, and D above.
The copies may be surplus.
2. Important Ones (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you the stress of
‘borrow-me’)
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will be
given two sets but you may not like the quality)
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber tennis
shoes (for rainy days)
d. Bathroom slippers and Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the camp but it
will be more expensive) and a permanent marker
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent
h. Bedsheet, towel and wrapper and two pairs of casual
wear
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially for those that
sweat)
k. Waist bag (very very important for housing your phones,
ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torchlight/Rechargeable lamp (small one
please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler cup and spoon
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I believe
you understand me
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash please 15k to 30k
depending on how you spend
3. Go Early:
Please, no matter how close the camp might be to your
street, enable to go early. If you are posted to a far state,
go the day before the camp opens. They will allow you in.
Going late will make you go through registration stress. Be
warned!
4. Screening:
The screening starts at the gate, where your loads are
open and thoroughly search. They don’t want you to bring
in prohibited items like iron, knives, bombs, etc.
5. Registration:
The first registration will certainly be for hostel/bedspace, where you will be given tags to identify with. Then the paper registrations proper follows. try as much as possible to make everything available. Look out for information
pasted on walls. Follow instructions strictly.
6. Your Kits:
During the registration, you will get all your kits (shirts,
shorts and shoes). Use the marker to write your Code
Number (CN) on them ‘sharp-sharp” You will also be
given a tag that will show your CN. That will be your ID
Card temporarily. You take it everywhere in camp. You will
be given a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC
food.
7. Duration:
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st day is
the day you will be leaving the camp.
8. No Room For Casual Wears:
Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt and
shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you. No room
for casual wears. Parade/marching training starts
immediately. The soldiers will not give you breathing
space at all. You will have the first one that same Day
One. Watch Out! people could be fainting on the Parade
Ground. You won’t faint, calm down… So eat well. It’s the
stress that causes their fainting.
9. Morning Regimented Programme:
A small trumpet wakes you at 4am. Everybody gathers at
the Parade Ground (PG) at 4:30am. You have your praise,
worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim ways. After
the morning admonitions, by 7am, breakfast follows! After
eating, you will be called out again for the series of
programmes lined up for you. Then you have your lunch.
Rest a little and you are out again for evening parade.
Then later your dinner. This will repeat itself everyday
perhaps except on Sunday.
10. Hate The Food And Feed Yourselves At Your Costs:
You may not like the food. You can always go to the
Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your
‘tank’ with delicacies at your cost.
11. Stealing:
Stealing is prevalently prevailing at the Camp. This is
‘legalised’. They can steal anything. Be wise.
12. Soldiers:
Please i beckon on you all to respect and obey them.
although they are not permitted to beat you, however, they
can punish you. No walking, its all jogging when they call
you. Don’t prostrate or kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it
the soldier way. They could be friendly anyway.
13. Allawe:
Your first allowance (#19, 800) will be given to you in the
camp, and it will be in cash. All other ones will be through
the bank. You will also get Bicycle Allowance.
14. Photography:
Photographers are going to be everywhere ready to snap
you, please be prudent in spending.
15. By Now Your Done With Camp And Going To Your
Place Of Primary Assignment:
You will be posted from the camp to where you will work.
The place you work in is called your Place of Primary
Assignment (PPA).
Hear this: most Corps members, I mean about 90% of the
Corpers will be posted to schools (especially primary and
secondary schools). Only VERY FEW will be posted to the
universities, polytechnics and Colleges. Please! Don’t
lobby for your posting. Don’t pay anybody for assistance.
Pray rather than pay. Gone are the days when Corps
Members are posted to Banks and Co. Receive the
shocking or expected postings as you receive your letters
with joy. It’s a clarion call to service; that’s what dey call
it.
16. Transportation Out Of Camp:
When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to go to
is your PPA. If you are identified with the Fellowship in
camp, you may first report at the temporary lodge they will
provide.
Then you could report at your PPA later same day or the
following day. Please, when you leave the camp, home-
sweet-home will be on your mind, having been used up in
the camp. But please, don’t go home straight.
Please! Very few of your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send
down vehicles to convey you from the camp to their
workplaces.
Private and some Govt higher education institutions do.
The Fellowship too make arrangement for you at your
cost. Commercial transporters will likely be
available at the gate too. Be wise.
17. Accommodation At PPA:
You don’t know anybody in Benue or Kogi! Where will you
sleep on the first day? The Fellowship may give you a
temporary accommodation pending the time you will have
to get yours. You could be lucky if your employer gives
you a room. Many of them don’t give Corpers
accommodation anyway. So be prepared to rent one at
your cost. Your first ‘allowee’ which you received in the
camp is already going down!
18. Clearance:
This is why you don’t have to go home straight. Your
registration (clearance) at the NYSC Office in the Local
Govt you will be posted to is important. Failure to
complete it before going home is the beginning of your
problem.
He may begin to have problems with his subsequent
monthly allowances. Do all registrations first. Then you
can take permission to go home. Long process!
StarryV take mmmmuuuuaaaaahhhhhh....


Don't let him see it o. Good info miss
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 9:56am On Aug 09, 2016
awesomesossy:
Awesome Uniben Nursing Science 2015 Ondo,enugu
Me like this Moniker wink hope u answer to it... Welcome
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by mightyleks(m): 6:51am On Aug 09, 2016
kIzeology:
Kize
DELSU
History and international studies
2015
Ondo state or akwa ibom
You're welcome bruv

Good morning to the house....
Education › Re: Auchi Polytechnic Graduate Thrown Up By Students by mightyleks(m): 10:19pm On Aug 08, 2016
This one is THREE HIGH

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