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Crime / Re: Zimbabwean Man Raped By 2 Women, His Manhood Bruised, Now Uses Crutches, Cries by mikael3(m): 12:18pm On Jul 19, 2017
Lalas247:


U too like better thing grin
Lolz ....who no like better thing....you re cool though.
Crime / Re: Zimbabwean Man Raped By 2 Women, His Manhood Bruised, Now Uses Crutches, Cries by mikael3(m): 6:23pm On Jul 18, 2017
Lalas247:
Op Shift make I faint grin

Hey babe, that will be uncomfortable. You better fall on me or better still faint on my bed grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Ike Ekweremadu Visits Bola Tinubu At His Ikoyi Residence (Photo) by mikael3(m): 9:59pm On Jul 15, 2017
Nikbaebrown:
It Is Bewildering, What Manner Of Social Ethical Codes And Highly Civilized,Diplomatic Etiquette's Elitist Politicians Become Programmed With The Minute They Succeede Govt Offices, And More Puzzling Is What Their Deliberate Moves Enkindles Amongst Average Nigerians Afterwards. The Last Time I Checked Governor Nyesom Wike Visited The Sultan Of Sokoto, Osibanjo Payed A Condolence Visit On The Demise Of Yusuf Maliatama. Obassanjo Payed A Visit To The Olu Of Warri And Most Recently, Ikweremadu Paying The Yoruba Political Demi-god A Courtesy Visit. And These Are Well Meaning Nigerians, Recognized Home And Abroad For Their Outstanding Contributions Towards Revitalizing Our Great Nation. Meanwhilst Nairalanders And A Host Of Impoverished Nigerians Spend Their Time Enmeshed In Pathetic Rants,Tribal Contrarieties And Derogates Without Propulsive Results. Abeg Make Una Try Get Sense Small, Foreigners Dnt Knw An Afonja Or Igbo Abroad. You're All Nigerians Before Your Colonial Masters. Come And Beat Me In My Huz
Heh...you get bad mouth
Gaming / Re: Silas Adekunle: CEO Of Reach Robotics & Builder Of World’s First Gaming Robots by mikael3(m): 6:56pm On Jul 13, 2017
Please let stop this tribal war...it's enough cool
Celebrities / Re: Women Fawn Over Bobrisky Who Stepped Out In A Crop Top In New York by mikael3(m): 4:59pm On Jul 13, 2017
LesbianBoy:


You this geh if I catch you In bed I will f*ck the sh*t out of you! angry
Eeeeehhh.....I think you re into guys.....this ur comment is strong ooo
Crime / Re: 2 Brothers Beheaded In Rumuokpareli, Rivers State (Disturbing Photos) by mikael3(m): 10:29pm On Jul 11, 2017
Modsenemy:
Maybe they beheaded their selves . grin Shebi it's dem !
To slap you dey hungry me... ...lol
But on a serious note, it's good to sympathise with others....
Crime / Re: 25-year-old Nigerian Drug Peddler Nabbed In India With 53 Grams Of Cocaine by mikael3(m): 9:18pm On Mar 24, 2017
Hahahaha.... you this NCAN are heartless, we re talking about human being....... Rest in Peace Bro
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: How Much Nigerians Can Make From Whistle-blowing by mikael3(m): 8:19pm On Mar 20, 2017
hedonistic:

Less than 5 billion gets a snitch commission of 5% Above 5 billion gets 2.5%.
Nope, check this condition
4. For example, if a whistle-blower provides information leading to the recovery of 10 billion Naira, he or she will receive 5% of the first 1 billion Naira, 4% of the next 4 billion Naira and 2.5% of the remaining 5 billion Naira.
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: How Much Nigerians Can Make From Whistle-blowing by mikael3(m): 4:19pm On Mar 20, 2017
unite4real:
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Nope, check this scenario
4. For example, if a whistle-blower provides information leading to the recovery of 10 billion Naira, he or she will receive 5% of the first 1 billion Naira, 4% of the next 4 billion Naira and 2.5% of the remaining 5 billion Naira.

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Celebrities / Re: "Survive": Comedienne Emmanuella Features In First International Movie. by mikael3(m): 10:21am On Dec 02, 2016
MackBrooklyn:


cheesy grin



Chei, why some village people con wicked like this now?? cry
Lolzzzzz.....guy abeg no kill person for here..... hahahahaha

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Celebrities / Re: Rahama Sadau Stuns In New Photos by mikael3(m): 10:20am On Nov 29, 2016
pornhud0071:
Beware... it a scam
Foreign Affairs / Re: Two Unclad Ladies Protesting Against Donald Trump's Victory Arrested By Police by mikael3(m): 2:35pm On Nov 09, 2016
ItsQuinn:
I will join dem tongue
Okay...that a good idea, I will join you grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Two Unclad Ladies Protesting Against Donald Trump's Victory Arrested By Police by mikael3(m): 2:25pm On Nov 09, 2016
Mehn this post election stuff na big drama oo
Politics / Re: The Made In Aba Boots Our Nigerian Army Will Be Rocking Soon by mikael3(m): 9:30am On Nov 02, 2016
Ejanla07:



Aba don pass dat level abeg. .


If aba make Gucci replica for you. . . Even gucci wont be able to kno thrs
the issue is not about replica, it's about the quantity they want to produce....hope they make use of this rare opportunity, so more of the order will come...
Business / Re: Intels Begins Construction Of Port In Badagry by mikael3(m): 9:00am On Nov 02, 2016
Igwevalentine:
The Afonjas E-warriors with their cone ice cream head will come on this thread and poo from their mouth as they use to do at their South West of a forest that they are boasting of. Quote me and die smiley


This auto correct can wreck somebodys agenda with correction of words you want it to hurt the way you put it. Why will it correct my south W-A-S-T-E into south west.
heuheu....this frustration is mch, lst wondering what you re thinking....mehn,..you need to change your mentality, God help you

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: . by mikael3(m): 5:27pm On Sep 29, 2016
Op please check mine my initials are A.O.G
Jokes Etc / Diazeni's Lawyers On Point by mikael3(m): 11:27pm On Oct 04, 2015
Diazeni's lawyers on their way to London...leaving from Goodluck Jonathan’s premises @ Otueke. London e ku alejo ooo..lol

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Politics / Re: Rivers Governorship Election: “A Sham, Mockery Of Democracy,” Says INEC Staff by mikael3(m): 6:10pm On Sep 11, 2015
ddippset:
Wike knew there was going to be a re-run and had already begun campaigning for the 2016 governorship election in rivers state by patching 1 million roads per second.
Nice point bro, so on point

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Politics / Re: Ogoni Clean-up: Buhari A Better Son Of The N / Delta Than Jonathan – APC by mikael3(m): 3:19pm On Aug 07, 2015
iyobosadavid:
this one is insane eeyaaaa
LWKMD
Btw wat is d guy saying sef
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by mikael3(m): 11:18am On Jul 28, 2015
Ongoing Recruitment at Jotna Nigeria Limited
Jotna Nigeria Limited with more than 45 years experience in business in Africa is the largest importer of plastic raw materials and manufacturer of preforms and caps in Nigeria. The group also operates one of the largest soft drinks company in Nigeria, with its flagship brand La Casera launched 10 years ago.

Job Title: Immigration & Ticketing Assistant

Qualification
BA, BSc, HND
Experience1 year

Location
Lagos

Job Field
Travels & Tours

Job Details
Application for expart quota, quota deletion
Application for expart STR
Renewal of expart resident permit
Renewal of business and visiting visa
Hotel booking
Airport clearance
Work out best travel route
Proper filling of all staff leave & ticket form
Maintain accurate records of all tickets issued
Check for cheaper fare options online
Prepare payment for all purchased tickets
Issues international & local ticket online
1-2 years of experience same role .

Qualified Persons should forward CV to careers@jotna.com
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Didn't Call Anybody A Drug Baron; Twitter Account Fake by mikael3(m): 12:34pm On Feb 17, 2015
jorlons:
Before Baba wey corrupt vex call somebody corrupt make you just try reason how corrupt GEJ be.

Before Babangida open mouth talk say he administration better pass GEJ own. Omo dat shows the extent of corruption in this administration.

Call OBJ a hypocrite but he is saying the truth about this Lootocratic govt led by the lootocrat GEJ.

Abeg Jona come dey go O. By the way baba don drop one name o

''kashamu'' time to look the guy record.

True talk bro
Celebrities / Re: Queen Nwokoye Vs Funke Akindele : Who Is Nollywood's Queen Of Comedy by mikael3(m): 11:50pm On Feb 16, 2015
Mimienudles:
Funke aka Jennifer! I like both ladies tho
Hey dear,hw re u doing?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meeting Place For People Born Between June 21 And July 22 (cancer Zodiac Sign) by mikael3(m): 11:28pm On Feb 16, 2015
Am June 24....wea is b'day mate

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Phones / Re: BBM PINs That Start With 7 by mikael3(m): 9:27am On Nov 03, 2014
EroticAngelina:
lolss so that u will have my pin, I'm not posting tongue
No nw, to confirm wat u hav said grin
Anyway u can mail me d pin, if u dnt want to post it cheesy
Phones / Re: BBM PINs That Start With 7 by mikael3(m): 8:03am On Nov 03, 2014
EroticAngelina:
it's normal. mine too is five
Post d pin, let us see or we don believe u grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Things You Should Never Put On Your Cv by mikael3(m): 5:45pm On Oct 27, 2014
insidifyguru:


Oh? Ok then,no disrespect to your name. smiley
Lolz...k bro..... tnx
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Things You Should Never Put On Your Cv by mikael3(m): 4:59pm On Oct 27, 2014
insidifyguru:


No worries. I just forwarded it to your email address. Thank you.

P.S: your email address is quite a mouthful though. smiley
Thanks vry mch
P.S: dat my name
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Things You Should Never Put On Your Cv by mikael3(m): 1:11pm On Oct 27, 2014
Hello sir, I need a copy too
tobiagbadaola070981@gmail.com
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by mikael3(m): 11:19am On Sep 13, 2014
Jbluv55: Mikael3 welcome sir smiley.

*guides him to a seat*

What shall I offer you?
oga jb.... tnx
I wil b back to order in d evening
***whisper to him*****i dey check ground first

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Culture / Re: Ekiti People by mikael3(m): 11:44pm On Sep 10, 2014
usecondom: I rep ILAWE. kiss wink
lolz.... we rep ILAWE
Culture / Re: Ekiti People by mikael3(m): 11:20pm On Sep 10, 2014
dytbabe:

Ofcus
Its like theroyals, madt ego, I know, I expected that

agidi inu okan, agidi ita
Infact agidi agidi agidi agidi agidi
lolz.... is like d guy injured ur heart wit d agidi

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