₦airaland Forum

Jesusloveyou:
Idiotic pig of Biafra charge and bail lawyer
Why not go back to your village because if arewa youth leader is arrested, that will be the end of all Igbo in the north.
Is easier to sacrifice idiotic pig of Biafra leaders head for peace to reign in Nigeria.

u need to be kept long ago inside zoo

jahsharon:
Afenifere is very right, this is pure double or even triple standards. FG is supposed to have locked up all Afenifere leaders a long time ago for collecting millions of naira from Goatluck Jonaddaft to help him rig the 2015 presidential election. You will all recall that even Olu Falae of the the leaders of Afenifere admitted collecting about 100 million naira from ATM-Dasuki Sambo / Nemadi Ester in order to work for Goatluck during the 2015 election.

These idiots called Afenifere did not shout nor scream marginalization and restructuring when Goatluck was looting and sharing money with them. After Goatluck lost election and also errecction, they now remember marginalization and restructuring. Old foolish rags. Tinubu the Lagos thief taught all the old fools a bitter lesson, Tinubu defeated them home and away and rendered them irrelevant and turned them to begers begging Goatluck Jonaddaft for contracts and money.

If Afenifere likes, they can change their tribe to Ibo, it is allowed, I even suspect them to be Ibos because only Ibos can sell their parents for money the same way the Afenifere rags are doing. The next time that DSS comes for Nnamdi Cownu, let Afenifere rags go and stop DSS, they will all be given mass burial which will save their families money.

please go back to sleep hang over is bad

Benekruku:
AYF youth leader should be arrested and charged to court while Kanu also should be sent back to Kuje prison to meet his compatriots that he abandoned in prison.

#Shikena

do you spend your night at bar drinking brukutu?

May weather my idoma brother congrat to you #$money team# your wife ene just put to bed this morning

Do you believe in miracle like a blind man regaining his sight, cripple walking, things like that please share your experience

And it's over. Hard concussive, accurate punches rain in from Mayweather who is hurting McGregor who stumbles across the ring and into the ropes from a right hand, off balance, and is close to going down. The attack continues. Left. Right. Left. McGregor's head is torqued across his shoulders. This is nasty dominance now and Mayweather looks the great boxer and McGregor the MMA fighter. Brilliant, valiant effort by McGregor. After two lefts on the ropes, referee Robert Byrd has seen enough, protects McG and waves it off.
5:57am
Mayweather wins by TKO in the 10th
He could no longer defend himself and the referee had to end it. Mayweather was hitting him at will, walking towards him, cutting off his space and left him with nowhere to go. He stayed on his feet but his legs had gone and his arms must have felt like lead.

you may die with hate virus

Tolexander:
McGregor has not been punched in the head by Mayweather, he has started misbehaving!

lol

Buhari

captleonerd:
Just because this current administration is failing in the midst of dwindling resources doesnt make the man that failed in the midst of plenty better. If Jonathan was still in charge things would have been much worse but then some groups of morons with selective amnesia are making this fool appear like a hero.

Jonathan we are not all dumb. We've not forgotten how you dated newspaper depots just because the news didnt favour you. We've not forgotten how a sitting governor in rivers state was placed on house arrest when your visiting wife blocked even the road leading to the government house. We've not forgotten how your wife made rivers state hell for the sitting Governor. We've not forgotten how you froze the account of Adamawa state after the Governor decamped to APC and you went after him with EFCC.

We've not forgotten how a sitting speaker was locked out of the NASS just because he decamped to the opposition party. We remember how he had to jump the gate against while daring the NPF under Jonathan to shoot him

Yes Buhari is failing in the midst of scarce resources but he doesn't even have half of what you had in resources.

To the fools trying trying so hard to make us feel we made the wrong choice in 2015 you've failed already

you need a white garment prophet to flog out that zombie spirit from you

AlanSugar:
Is this human or robot? Even a robot can type in English! See first class mumu calling another "nunu", Choi, nairaland!

lol is mumu an English word?
is like u really lack brain to know different between nunu and mumu olodo ode

Mac2016:
wow ...I love that butty (in wande coal's voice)

butty call

I thought is tecno pana o

AlanSugar:
Guy leave that thing. Whatever that is done differently but positively as compared to the last "stealing is not corruption" regime, then it's commendable.

to much of nunu no go for ur brain it make u think like the sourced

over 70millions the mumu think him can be billionaire like Evans through that crime don't pay

no source such as Maggi salt you just sit down and write all this for thousands of people to read and believe

mynd1:
This bastard Albino terrorist was running his mouth up and down when Mr president was not around. Now the lion king is back and I dare any ipod terrorist to disturb anyone peace and see what Buratai boys will do with him/ her.

U think PMB is a coward like Ujukwu?

God bless Mr president

God bless Nigeria.

Haters can jump in to lagoon for all I care.

mynd1 has spoken!

stop taking nunu it make u think like the sourced it's Made from

waooo this man is so funny

konfused:
Ahahahaha

Never Knew Abati was this good with satires, I have judiciously read each and every one of his piece since Buhari ascended the throne, trust me, this guy is good and a master wordsmith


Thanks Abati for this extremely interesting piece.

Sometimes I wonder how Femi and Garba feels when they read his piece.

#noshame

really the man is good I always enjoy his work

Remimadrid:
Too long epistle

bros read it is cool I enjoy it all through

olayinks007:
Lol... U r a bad guy. Even 4rm ur Signature self. So u hate APC gan ni.
And i will report u 2 ur landlord

lol just a way to reduce my house rent & light bill

ooooh my country we should just sale this country out to China

nothing to say am busy with my landlord daughter

waooo DAT is great

I was in a very good relationship with my ex in school we spend most of our time together ,though she was a year ahead of me things were going fine with us until she accidentally met her ex(first luv) during an excursion trips to abuja ....to cut the story short we got issues and she personally end up the relationship after her final exam no calls no message, no information about her where about cause she even block me on her social media ...now she show up in my family house with a 14months old kid claiming am the father is this not madness the funny side of it all my mum and dad are already celebrating her and the kid in my absent what should I do?

Yakson09:
useless mad man called reno.

zombie

OK

no you are just been paracetamol

fuckerstard:
Make sense, na them kuku put us for all these Nigeria wahala since 1960.

Illegal immigrants no go near that place, i trust my people.

lol if na you will u?

mmm is back

femiranking28:
Lala oh oh oh lala lala oh oh oh lala lala you done win oh lala, patapata snake done set for pot out lala.

join me

see enjoyment