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Romance › Re: I'm In Love With My Cousin . Is It Bad? by Mikocake(m): 10:04am On Jul 17, 2020
Adalyon:
Lol... People will just be opening controversial threads to kill time... And y'all will be taking them seriously... I honestly open romance section because I know some bored individual will open an outrageous fake story thread.. It like following Joro and taking it seriously..
All na cruise
So what's fake about what op posted?
You mean people don't smash their cousins?
You know nothing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 2) On 16th July 2020 by Mikocake(m): 4:10pm On Jul 16, 2020
1-1 or 2-1
Romance › Re: Photos: 35 Yr Old Woman Marries Her 20 Yr Old Stepson After Divorcing The Dad by Mikocake(m): 8:25pm On Jul 15, 2020
Entanglement every
Crime › Re: Eze Ejike: Assasin ESCATO Arrested In Nsukka, Enugu State (Photos) by Mikocake(m): 9:24pm On Jul 10, 2020
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
is he from ede-oballa?
Na there them catch am na.
Crime › Re: Eze Ejike: Assasin ESCATO Arrested In Nsukka, Enugu State (Photos) by Mikocake(m): 8:55pm On Jul 10, 2020
Ndi Ede Oballa
Family › Re: be good to everybody by Mikocake(m): 11:24am On Jul 10, 2020
If na soldier man wife the man go beat am?

If na my wife the guy go hear am. I'll not play the game his way because he'll win, I'll just ambush am with another rugged nigga and use 2by2 to arrange his life. After I'll report the matter for police.
Next time he'll think twice before laying his filthy hands on anybody just because he thinks he is strong.
Romance › Re: Snake Fight Cobra (video) by Mikocake(m): 8:22am On Jul 10, 2020
That's definition of bravery. Mother love
Romance › Re: Baby Is Born Holding His Mother's Contraceptive Coil That Was Supposed To.. by Mikocake(m): 5:57pm On Jul 08, 2020
habsydiamond:
Weird things happen atimes when it comes to giving birth. I have heard about a baby that held the abortion pills used by the mother in her palm. Shiit happens mehn
Bros fear God na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Norwich - (4 - 0) On 1st July 2020 by Mikocake(m): 4:14pm On Jul 01, 2020
Norwich city to win either half
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Atletico Madrid (2 - 2) On 30th June 2020 by Mikocake(m): 6:34pm On Jun 30, 2020
Over 2.5 sure
Romance › Re: How Do I Talk To This Girl by Mikocake(m): 4:33pm On Jun 30, 2020
extol1:
I think you need to visit prophet T. B. Joshua for deliverance

Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Female Source Code. by Mikocake(m): 10:38pm On Jun 27, 2020
Ogunbowalehamid:
What is a shit test and how do I recognize one?
They come in different ways. I once dated a lady that was 13 years my senior. But she respected me like she was my junior because I passed all her shit test in flying colours.
When we started dating like two months into the relationship she started acting up for no just reason.
She would call me and start ranting over the fone and sounding harsh and Nagy. You know those female stuff na.
I didn't bulge, I told her off and put her in her place. She became loyal.
Also there was a time she just stopped calling for no just reason. I didn't even bother. I didn't call her either. After some few weeks or month she called and I could feel the surprise in her voice. She knew i could do without her and I'm independent of her.
Show them that you're not scared to lose em. That they've more to lose than you.
Bottom line don't worship women, let you be her prize not the other way round.

I'll also advise you to read up Ubunja's topics cos he has alot of interesting topics about women.
Go to his profile and miseducate yourself.
Cheers
Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Female Source Code. by Mikocake(m): 10:02pm On Jun 27, 2020
Ogunbowalehamid:
Wow... �
This is a really great info for all males out there. I can relate it to war is happening in real life. I noticed that gels I dnt give my attention or Care are the one running after me and the ones am trying to impress or love for real later dumps me �...
But there is this issue I have if anyone can advice or help me out; I observed whenever am trying to get a gel, at the first instance, she is interested in me and loves me but within a period of one-two months, they get tired of me, acting strangely then later break up with me.( this have happened to me more than 3 times)
What is happening?
They don see you finish na. You've to keep them on their toes and never be predictable no matter how you think you're in love with a girl. Learn how to hide your emotions and never let a girl know what makes you jealous as a partner. Keep em guessing and they'll keep coming to you to win you over and understand you. That way you'll be in control. And also never fail a shit test cos girls will surely test you to know if you got balls. Be proactive and assertive. Never bulge under their pressure. Learn how to shun them when they misbehave, they'll love you for it.
Women are like kids
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye And Hushpuppi: APC Nigeria Support Mocks Senator by Mikocake(m): 8:09pm On Jun 26, 2020
I see no difference there only that one is a legal scammer and the other not too fortunate.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2- 1) On 25th June 2020 by Mikocake(m): 10:00pm On Jun 25, 2020
Lordjb:
see my signature below for link
link no longer working
Thanks though
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2- 1) On 25th June 2020 by Mikocake(m): 9:46pm On Jun 25, 2020
Anybody with link?
Health › Re: Advice On Developing Sudden Fear When Performing A Task by Mikocake(m): 2:17am On Jun 25, 2020
Anxiety issues...you need to practice meditation and taking a deep breath.
When you're in a situation try and ask yourself what could be the worst possible outcome. Is it life threatening? Is it worth the stress? Are you over reacting?
Will I regret not living the life I wanted when I die?

Psych-up yourself. Tell yourself this is life and no matter what nobody comes out of it alive. Everything about you now will be history in 100 years to come.
At the end nothing we will all die and be forgotten just like our forefathers.

I'm not a doctor though. Just trying to chip in the little I can.
Cheers
Sports › Re: Stunning Footage Of Old Trafford Will Get Man Utd Fans Pumped For Sheff Utd Game by Mikocake(m): 11:30am On Jun 24, 2020
Where are the images?

United The Best Club in the World
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Dumps Arsenal After Defeat, Cries by Mikocake(m): 4:06pm On Jun 21, 2020
Ok

Romance › Re: What Was Your First Weed Experience Like? Come And Share Your Stories by Mikocake(m): 3:57pm On Jun 21, 2020
Theundertaker:
guy hv you ever tried black bullet and AZ ? That combo fit kill person o
Why drink black bullet? That shiit is poison
Crime › Re: Spicykvng Vee Arrested For Killing Vivian, Her Lesbian Lover by Mikocake(m): 6:18pm On Jun 18, 2020
Nothing like freedom peeps. Before you take any action ask yourself if the action you're about to take is a threat to your freedom, if so kindly abort and have a cool beer.


The fear of God and prison is the apex of wisdom.
Health › Re: COVID-19: Enugu Confirms 22 New Cases Within 3 Days by Mikocake(m): 7:19am On Jun 15, 2020
Rooneyboy:
I can clearly confirm this news, as a matter of fact in the 22 new cases about 16 of them works with orthopedic hospital enugu. I got this info since last week tuesday, I know a particular lady there that has the virus. Let's all stop deceiving ourselves, covid 19 is REAL.
Lilli?? How are we sure it's not common cold since rainy season has began to peak in the east?
All na scam..coronavirus in Nigeria is scam.
NB: I stay in Enugu too

Celebrities › Re: 2020 NET Award: Davido Emerges As The Most Popular Music Artist(Photos) by Mikocake(m): 6:14pm On Jun 14, 2020
Alagbara
Romance › Re: What Was Your First Weed Experience Like? Come And Share Your Stories by Mikocake(m): 2:46pm On Jun 14, 2020
merrymike47:
laughing out loud, no be lie. The first time dat I took that shit, I couldn’t really remember how I displayed but I woke up very early d third day, dressed up for an exam that I was supposed to write a day before (second day to d day dat I drank gegemu) and niggas were laughing before telling me dat paper was yesterday. Last last I no carry ova. I’ve tried most of those things dat makes man high but gegemu is mad or maybe e no gud 4 my system.
So who wrote the exam for you?
Romance › Re: What Was Your First Weed Experience Like? Come And Share Your Stories by Mikocake(m):
I tried weed for the first time in my second year at the university. I had this two crazy friends, we all in same department and were fond of hanging out together. So one evening, one of them brought weed and asked if we cared. I was reluctant at to try it out but ended up taking two or three puff. To my greatest surprise I didn't feel anything, no highness, nothing.
I thought to myself; is this the same weed everybody is hyping? It has no effect on me.
One of my friends was like; guy forget you no sabi puff. You suppose inhale the whole smoke.
Note: the three of us shared the tab that day.
So the next day the inquisitive monkey in me wanted to know what it feels like to smoke a full tab alone.
I called my guy, told him to help me arrange one tab.
I went to a nearby bush around the hostel and started puffing alone.
I rushed the whole stuff once and went up to meet my guys. The effect was yet to kick in so we were jiving together to dbanj's you don make me fall in love.
It was all good and fun until suddenly the sound from the music started blasting in my head. Chai ..it was so loud that I had to step outside the room.
I was wondering what was happening. I called my guy and told him what's up. He was like that's the weed taking effect. I told him to get bread and Pepsi for me while I retire to my room.
Few minutes later my guy got the stuff to my room. As he was about to leave I was like, guy abeg lock my room from outside. Hehehe..this was around evening 6:30pm
Omo me alone in my room and with standing fan on, that was when the madness started.
My head felt like it's open, I could feel air flowing through my head like say na express I dey.
At a point one voice told me; guy you're to close to this fan it'll suffocate you oo. Leave the floor and move to the bed....lol
I left the floor and moved to the bed

The second voice said; guy what are you doing like this? Oya move to the floor .
I moved from the bed down to the floor

The third voice said; guy you don run mad oo.. why are you moving upan down. Imagine if someone is observing from somewhere now, won't they think that you're mad?

Chai..that was how I was fighting with these demons in my head until I slept off and woke up the following day.
I told my guy all that happened and he said it's because it's my first time. That my brain was disvirgined that night, that I won't experience that again.

Chai.....Weed bad oo
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Tattoos Her Boyfriend's Name On Her Face To Prove Her Love by Mikocake(m): 1:10pm On Jun 11, 2020
Eeh

Romance › Re: Has Anyone Noticed How Most Ladies Consumes Alcohol These Days by Mikocake(m): 10:35am On Jun 11, 2020
paulolee:
lolz..u no lie..guy na naija here dt weed factory de?? for lyk visit based on research and excursion tinz oo
Hehe..excursion to Oshogbo Airline
Romance › Re: Has Anyone Noticed How Most Ladies Consumes Alcohol These Days by Mikocake(m): 9:49am On Jun 11, 2020
paulolee:
big truth...dey are drinking lyk thier fathers instead of learning to handle home like thier mothers...na dt weed own de pain me pass...weed wey girls de fear badly back den naim dem de rush dis days...was in a party last year and d celebrant my gee gave me 3 wraps of weed codedly and as i say mk i go outside go blow am naim 3 babes follow me, say why would i be stingy knowing dt they is love in sharing...
These days everybody wants to be the most high, na God be the Most High wey no dey high.

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