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Bag of rice is now the people voting power....

Hector1759: I hardly comment here bt i must confess, am one of the d secret consumers of information on NL. Dos days d website was out of service were not only borin bt also awful. I missd NL so much. Welcom back NL

I had to be reading the post of 2007 for d sake of d lost post.... never believed I'm addicted

pride goes before destruction. Tiwa be careful

I'm walking power in power
I'm walking in miracle
I live a life of favour cos I know who I am
HML sweet!

Defaramade: I am a proud user of tecno n3 & I'm not ashamed to say it out, why should I be If you don't like my phone then buy me a better one, otherwise shut up your mouth...that's all

thk God u admit you need a better one

Were'le . This your bugi bugi I wonder what will become of u and bugi bugi when you are 50

xynerise: HBD Lecturer Hafiz

Cant believe this guy is a lecturer

yes , he is a lecturer

Pls notify me when the Aso-Ebi is out by pasting it on the frog page
RiP groundpa

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he come upon a preacher baptizing
people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turn around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, where upon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "Yes, I am. So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk,
"Brother, have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
The preacher shocked at the answer;dunks him
into the water again for a little longer this time. He
again pulls him out of the water and ask again,
"Have you found Jesus, my brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and
dunks the drunk in the water again...but this time
holds him down for about 30 seconds and when
he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him
up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath
and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is
where he fell in?"

adaobi123: Looool.....its not my fault

"Paiyint" ? LOOL

no joor, it is 'pata' not paiyint
olodo

God must be very sad for this country called NIGERIA [b][/b]

God must be very sad for this country called NIGERIA

only if u do not Love each other

no joor, a greedy man is an evil man

no joor, a greedy man is an evil man

Abi shioshi deeper life lonlo ni
ooda yan mo
oooo mo baddo [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

Abi shioshi deeper life lonlo ni
ooda yan mo
oooo no baddo

He doesn't look sick @ all
d point is he is dead
RIP

But y? We are not even safe in Africa
na wa oo

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy comes in d morning
your morning shall come IJN,
Rejoice and again I say Rejoice

[quote author=Itoroetti ]That's good for her.[/quote]teni tode laari meaning u dont know w@ will become of u tomorrow , so dont be happy for another man breakdown

No matter how exacerbated d situation of dis country are all will be well for me ooo

Akpors: mummy I don't like my maths teacher.
Akpors's mum: how?
Akpors: he is confused
Akpors's mum: how?
Akpors: a day before yesterday he
said 4+5=9. Yesterday he said 3+6=9. And den today he said 2+7=9
9×1=9, can u imagine?
Akpors's mum: I told ur father I never liked dat
school. One word for both of them!

Welcome to Lasgidi where u either get rich or die trying[color=#006600][/color]

Abeg where hm mama dey

COOLDUN: What is the title of this your new movie?

it is titled
CONDOM SIR (dammy krane voice)

DEFINITION OF TERMS/ LAUGHABLE MATTERS
Your GF asked u for a BOLD 5, you couldn't afford it.. She gets it anyway& u still think u are her real BF.. Your MUMU has Carry Over
Welcome to NIGERIA, where bathrooms have turned to photo studios and yahoo boys think they have a brighter future than graduates
YEKPAA is when you throw your N950 change outside the bus, instead of the gala wrapper
Classy girls don't have tattoos cos no-one will intentionally scratch a BENTLEY or a PRIVATE-JET
In a relationship, every girl treats herrich boyfriend as "GOD", buh when he's Broke, the alphabets get reversed
GOBE is when u go to withdraw cashvia ATM and you meet the guy U're owing on the queue
A man asks a trainer in the gym: I want 2 impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?
Trainer replies: Use the ATM
The REAL BOO gets the goodnight call/text... The side chick gets the morning text saying 'I fell asleep' .. LADIES.. Know where u belong."
U got pregnant for anoda guy, ur BF paid d bills for abortion, accepted u back n u think he has forgotten? Am sure he plans to use u 4 rituals
MAMA AKPOS: Go & wash that Fish I just bought.
AKPORS: WTF.
MAMA AKPOS: What is WTF?
AKPORS: it means 'Where's The Fish'

[quote author=_BuBBle_]10 5 5. The 10 is garri,5 is sugar the other 5 is groundnut that was when things were cheap(were sold that way for student to buy). Second name is Oto.[/quote]hey! U forgt to add cold water

Techwriter: Thank God for private universities, u can't hear such stories there. You get value for your money. Those criticizing owners of private universities should better have a rethink. If you say education is expensive, they say try ignorance; in the same way if u say private universities are expensive, try government universities-it may cost u ur life anyway

how cud u tink in such way,accident are prone to happen anywhereoo be it private or public institution

MADE& IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound ofmy ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume
*the 3both of u come here
*call your parents including your mom&dad
Pls add urs

Here are 100 wacky facts about the human body:
y giving us 40 instead of 100 naw