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Happy birthday dad, wish you long life, my allowance has finished dad, the 2 million u sent last time was not enough dad, increase it to 3M dad, Love you















I no smoke again o
[quote author=joe4499 post=57469976][/quote]Mods ban this Mtn scammer

The man dey chop money from plenty angles
Baba God show me the way o

5 types
4 ways
8 meanings
I5 kinds
1 million diversities

All on Frontpage

Someone who read that epistle should create a new thread to explain it

Cook jollof rice every Sunday

Bbnn

All these politicians are the same, they will all come out one way or the other to prove innocence once they leave govt, see that e.diot Ben Murray Bruce, after all his hypocrisy, he was part of the people clamoring for the increase in the price of fuel, before elections they are cats, after they win elections they become lions, then they become cool cats once they vacate the seat.

Opinion poll 1: Would you spend your hard earned money on a relative diagnosed of a terminal disease so your money could lay waste when they die or you would rather divert the money to healthy ones. Give reasons
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Opinion poll 2: Can you give a total stranger, access to your fund worth millions of naira?.Why?

God may not recognize some of his children in heaven again

AdeniyiA:
Where is the house??
Is it d one painted at the back of d boy in the first picture ...

If God decides to bless people like you, you'd still question him.

You fought really hard, but God just said it was time to come home. Safe trip home and rest in perfect peace

Fûčkś are now expensive in the market this recession, i can afford wasting out the little Fûčkś i have. I'm sorry.
No Fûčkś given

Lol They renamed the school GAU
What do you expect to happen

U no visit buhari, but u go ur pikin naming Continue

Nbote:
Oga use ur sense na. I bet U jus couldn't hold d bigot in u... She clearly jumped on tribal nonsense without as much as a clue to d meaning of terms used... U didn't read me mention any of d derogatory words used to describe d various tribes in their e-war did u or did u read my mention of Biafra anywhere in my comments? Stop licking ass becos na gal she b... Stop ethnic and tribal hate

See this m.oroN, why are you so concerned may be she's a girl, face the topic and stop digressing.

Lie Muhammed - Restructuring Nigeria is not Buhari's priority

BUHARI -

Source

http://uncova.com/10-nigerian-celebrities-you-probably-didnt-know-were-from-royal-families

1. Omawumi
Vocalist, Omawumi was born of a father with an itshekiri chiefdom title on the 13th of April 1982. The songstress has been active in music for 9 years and still counting.

2. Rita Dominic
Award winning Nollywood actress, Rita Dominic was born into the royal Waturuocha family of Aboh Mbaise local government area in Imo State. She is the youngest of four siblings.

3. King Sunny Ade
Classed as one of the most influential musicians of his time, the Juju music Icon, King Adé aged 69 was born to a Nigerian royal family in Ondo, earning him the royal title of an ‘Omoba’ of the Yoruba people.


4. Gbemi Olateru- Olagbegi
Gbemi, who is an on-air-personality with Beat 99.9 FM.was born into the popular Olateru-Olagbegi royal family of the ancient Owo town, Ondo state. She is especially known for presenting programmes on radio station Cool FM and on The Beat 99.9 FM.


5. Jide Kosoko
Veteran Nollywood actor Prince Jide Kosoko is from the Kosoko royal home of Lagos. Jide Kosoko who has been around in the Nigerian entertainment industry for over five decades has never fail to address himself as a prince.

6. Adekunle Gold
Adekunle Kosoko, popularly known by his stage name Adekunle Gold, is a Nigerian singer, songwriter and graphic designer who was born into the royal Kosoko family in Lagos State, Nigeria.

7. Marvis Nkonpwi
BB Naija Finalist, Marvis Nkpornwi  happens to be the daughter of the King of Oneh community in Rivers State, Nigeria.

8. Tillaman
Prince Adetona Adeyemi, popularly known as the singer, Tillaman is a truly a 1st class Prince. Even though he has every reason not to work, the 32 years old is into music and bagged himself an award in 2013 for “Best Come Artist for 2012” at the PRODIGIE Awards.

9. Toolz
Tolu Oniru, popularly known as Toolz, is a Nigerian radio personality, talk show host, and presenter who is from the famous Oniru Royal family of Lagos State. She is best known for hosting The Midday Show on The Beat 99.9 FM.

10. Muyiwa Ademola
Muyiwa Ademola popularly called Mr. Authentic is from a royal family in alake, Abeokuta, capital of Ogun State




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Nbote:
U do realise those boys are from Edo state ryt?? U're new and already joined up d bandwagown of morons propagating tribal hate... Na una type dey run after dem for inside club Joker ...

D committed crime now u say they are Edo
But when u are clamoring for biafra
U remember dey are ur brothers
Smh

God punish that man's children for not not taking care of him, letting him commit fraud

I hate PICKING BEANS, EWEDU LEAVES, SLICING ONIONS AND WASHING PLATES ESPECIALLY POTS NOT SOAKED IN WATER!!! which one do u hate most?

Add yours

Gosj01:
I knew this nah...This aint new

You are not the only phone user in the world nah

Smartphones are amazingly useful machines. Indeed, they are not just called smart for nothing. That device in your hands could do so much more than you know it is capable of, yet most of us miss out on some of these incredible functionalities.

Interestingly, research shows that the majority of smartphone users explore less than 40% of the utility of these devices. Whereas the majority are comfortable with making calls, watching online movies or taking that occasional selfie; there is a lot more benefits locked in your smartphone.

Yudala – Nigeria’s fastest growing composite e-commerce outfit – shares six new things you could do with your smartphone.

1. Speak any language: You probably didn’t know this but with your smartphone, you can easily speak and understand any language – a task that some of the world’s most prolific linguists will struggle at. If you are using an Android phone, all you need to do is use Google Now to translate a word, phrase or sentence for you from any language of your choice. The most interesting part is that, you can even get both a spoken and written response. Amazing, right? You can also use the app – iTranslate which can be downloaded on iOS, Windows Phone and Android, for the same purpose.

2.Measure your heart health: With the growing cases of heart-related ailments, the importance of monitoring one’s heart health cannot be over-emphasized. Your smartphone can help you achieve this without taking a trip to the doctor. With apps such as Cardiio or Blood Pressure Companion, you can measure your heart rate blood pressure and overall level of cardiovascular health and fitness. Some of these apps can also take voice memos for symptom tracking and help you take note of any drastic changes or readings that may be a cause for concern.

3.Prevent drunk driving (and potential accidents): You are probably out for a party, had a few drinks and not too sure you can comfortably drive yourself home. Not to worry! You can know for sure if you are too inebriated to get behind the wheels with a smartphone app. A very good example is the Smartphone Breathalyzer which can measure the alcohol on your breath in just five seconds, then wirelessly sends your Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) reading to your iOS or Android smartphone. Through this and similar apps, you can predict how long it will take for your BAC levels to return to zero percent. The most interesting part of this is you can even use them to book an Uber ride!

4.Find out what song is playing: You have just heard that memorable tune on the radio or on a stranger’s device and wish to find out the artiste or song title. That’s an easy task. With apps such as Shazam or SoundHound installed on your smartphone, you’ve got all you need to identify a song as it’s playing. Furthermore, a number of platforms such as Google, Apple and Microsoft have song identification tools built right into their respective virtual assistants, so you can just use Google Now, ask Siri or tap the Music Search icon inside Cortana for the same purpose.

5.Scan a document: These days, you don’t need to invest in a large flatbed scanner to scan that urgent document. With your smartphone, you have the perfect, convenient tool for this. Just open your smartphone camera which effortlessly becomes a makeshift scanner. Once you snap the document, you can save it as an image and share with the intended recipient. The higher the resolution of your smartphone camera, the better the quality. With Google Drive and apps such as CamScanner and Evernote, you can go further by converting scanned images into PDF files and read the text in them.

6.Remote lock or wipe your lost phone: The pain of losing one’s phone is often excruciating. The possibility of unauthorized access to your data and sensitive information makes this loss even more depressing. If you are using an Android smartphone, you can use the Android Device Manager to track and take control of your phone, in the event that you lose it. What’s more, you can use the Android Device Manager to ring your phone, remotely lock it or even factory reset it if you know you’re never getting it back.


http://www.thecapital.ng/?p=17370

Nigerians are just funny set of people who can ask the most annoying but funny set of questions you can think of.
A good number of us have either asked or have been asked these question at some point or the other. A lot of times, some people ask questions that can make you want to ask them if they are okay. I mean, why should someone be asking you the obvious.

Well, as much as these questions can be annoying, the sarcastic answers that come with them makes them really funny and hilarious. Here are some really ones.


1. You see identical twins, and then you ask
Are you guys twins




No, it's picmix.

2. Your friend calls you and asks, where are you? and you answered at the ATM, and he asks you again, what is happening there?




I am photocopying money.

3. You're watching a movie and then your friend asks you

Are you watching a movie?




No, I'm actually discussing with the TV.

4. I mistakenly cut my thumb with razor blade and then someone asks

Why did you cut yourself?




I have too much blood, I want to reduce it.

5. My long time friend sees me, and she asks me, is that you?

No, it's my mother when she was young.




6. You see a woman who just gave birth and you then ask did you just give birth?




No, I bought the baby from eBay.

7. Someone sees you leaving a place and asks, are you leaving?




No, I'm practising how to walk.

Add yours

Ygh

They cannot solve their own problems, the commissioner of police there is YORUBA

They will not hear word, runs girls

Not some schools producing wooden helicopter that cannot fly

Let me book first

And its on Frontpage Ahhhh

Yoruba call this Ase

But the man's head is flat