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Dem wan use pawpaw as ball

We don't know how to position our vexation again. You people should do us a favor and leave us the fu¢k alone with all this daily badnews.


The economy is bad. Ok. We don hear

Sometimes i just wonder how o endedd up in Nigeria

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I phone 7 is too expensive is the spirit of poverty talking.

I begin to cast and bind and capture and seize plus detain and abyss that spirit....

Calm down and serve the one they have slammed you, before you start digging for earthworm and end up digging out a viper....

Sleekydee:
Eve:

“I will make your pains in childbearing very
severe;
with painful labor you will give birth to
children.
Your desire will be for your husband,
and he will rule over you.”

Note once agn, this curse is centered around child bearing

You are confused in your own explanation... Calm down calm down.... Der are many verses that does not support all you have said so far

All of you believe in the same thing, no questions

Sleekydee:
Gen 2 vs 15

The LORD God took the man and put him in the
Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it. And
the LORD God commanded the man, “You are free to
eat from any tree in the garden; but you must not
eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for
when you eat from it you will certainly die.”


God told man not to eat from d fruit of the tree of knowledge,


Gen 3 vs 24
And the LORD God
said, “The man has now become like one of us,
knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to
reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life
and eat, and live forever.”

its the tree of life the angels were guarding, if u read closely, God saying the tree Shud b protected since man has eating from d knowledge tree. he mite just decide to eat from the tree of life.....conclusion: These are Two Trees

That does not support your claim and you haven't said exactly how it is sex

Sleekydee:
OP, allow MI to blow ur mind, The falling of Adam n Eve in d garden had not to do with "fruit" it was the original sin which is "Sex"......yup, u heard MI right. it was sex!!! and I hv some evidence in d bible to back MI point.....if u are genuinely interested n would like me yo continue, oya say so...

you are funny... Verse 24 said two cherubs were posted to guard the tree adam n eve ate from. Going by your claim, what exactly were they guarding

divinehand2003:
Yes he did
He wanted man to disobey God, hence the unsuspected deception. Furthermore let's analyse his lies in the said scripture...,,

1-You will not certainly die.......
Man was not meant to die either physically or spiritually but after the fall of man, God said man shall return to dust (physical death) and shall be cast to hell fire (spiritual death) if repentance wasn't achieved.

2-your eyes will be opened.....
Yes our eyes opened and innocence disappeared forever. It opened to think evil, commit sin, and be like the devil himself.

3-you will be like God
Lol, in what sense. God is almighty, all powerful and all knowing.
Yet we die as mere men today.

4-know good and evil.........
Who that one epp today. The flesh is weak even if your spirit is willing to do the right thing.

Satan lied all the way.

I have reasoned along your line too but for verse 20 to say man must not eat from the tree and live forever seems there is something in the tree that could have actually made them live forever.... To add to that, two cherubs were posted to guard the tree.

As for the other parts of "your eyes will be opened", know good and evil", be like God", i don't think verse 20 denied it in the context it was used

I was reading the bible last time and verses in Genesis got me a little bit confused. It is said that the devil deceived eve. My question is, did the devil lie in all that he said? Below are the two bible verses

GENESIS 3:1-5: Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”

2 The woman said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, 3 but God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’”

4 “You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to the woman. 5 “For God knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”


GENESIS 3:22: The LORD God said, "Since man has become like one of Us, knowing good and evil, he must not reach out, take from the tree of life, eat, and live forever."

who is taking who for a walk

If pawpaw was a warrior bk in the days, dat wud be his horse

Chisos
Mehn this life

African quality fuel

Lol... Even if there don't have dirty fuel to sell, Africans will still tell them to help them mix it dirty for their own gains

I don't even know who to blame, them for selling dirty fuel, or Nigeria for stupidly buying dirty fuel

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Nigeria's President Muhammadu Buhari famously ordered people to form neat queues as part of his 1980s "War Against Indiscipline". Can he make Nigerians queue again?

During Nigeria's 2015 presidential election campaign one of the tactics used by the former President Goodluck Jonathan's campaign was to remind voters of life under President Buhari when he was a military leader in the 1980s.

Pictures of Nigerians in long queues at banks and bus stops and people being whipped by soldiers imposing Gen Buhari's so-called War Against Indiscipline were distributed in an effort to make him unelectable.

However, the anti-Buhari campaign had the opposite effect. Many Nigerians voted for him because of what they saw as his tough stance.

Thirty years after that war on indiscipline, President Buhari has unveiled a new version, this time with a toned-down name: "Change begins with me".

According to the government, the programme is aimed at fighting "dishonesty, indolence, unbridled corruption and widespread impunity" so that Nigerians can "embrace daily introspection over their 'immoral' conduct".

During the launch of the campaign, President Buhari said: "Virtues like honesty, integrity, hard-work, punctuality, abhorrence of corruption and patriotism, had given way to dishonesty, indolence, unbridled corruption and widespread impunity".

Many Nigerians will agree with the government that indiscipline is rife in everyday life.

At supermarkets, banks, hospitals and cinema ticket halls, people are expected to queue for their turn to be served.

But there are always those Nigerians that will jump the queue, and shout obscenities at anyone who challenged them.

Often there will be chaos in the queues and only those who can shout and fight get their way.

In hospitals, attendants often take bribes from those who wish to bypass queues and they serve those who are willing to pay.

It's not only queues that illustrate indiscipline in everyday life. Lateness, bad driving and dumping rubbish are all normal.

Lateness, excused as "African time", is endemic in Nigeria.

If you get an invitation to a public event and a top government official is expected to attend, it is not worth being there on time.

If an event is said to start at 13:00, the best time to be there is 15:00 or later.

The perennial lateness of domestic flights is legendary: the boarding time on your printed ticket is not taken seriously, and your flight often leaves more than three hours later.

Nigerians are used to it and are shocked when a flight actually takes off as scheduled.

Then there is rubbish.

In many places in Nigeria you might see dustbins perpetually empty. This is because people throw rubbish wherever they like.

Often, you will get strange looks if you ask for a rubbish bin to drop banana peel - from someone who thinks nothing of throwing the peel on the street.

Toilet manners aren't much better.

Some Nigerians lack the self-respect to use the right facilities and use them correctly.

Recently, a picture was widely circulated online of a man urinating by the side of the road next to a bold police notice saying "Do Not Urinate Here".

The situation is worse on the roads where people drive with impunity and ignore traffic signs.

In fact, people who observe the traffic rules put your life in danger.

Driving an expensive car is a licence to use your mobile phone while driving. The policeman is afraid of the big man.

If you survive a car crash in Nigeria, you should not celebrate too soon.

Here's how it's likely to play out: You will be writhing in pain from your injuries, the police will arrive at the scene and you might be asked to pay for petrol for the police car to take you to the nearest hospital.

A police station should be a place for the public to be reassured of government's protection.

Instead they are dens of corruption.

If you want to report a crime, you had better have a paper and pen for the officers to fill in their forms. A bribe will also help make sure your case is investigated.

You will also need the money to buy your freedom from the police when they arrest you on trumped-up charges.

Corruption is a way of life. In many government offices you have to pay bribe to get things done, such as renewing identity documents like passports or driving licences.

The cycle of corruption is so familiar to Nigerians that when there's a fire in a government office, people conclude that someone must have set the building on fire to eliminate the evidence of corruption.

I can't list all the problems in Nigeria, and they are many, but Mr Buhari will need more than a slogan to begin to take them on.

His challenge is that he's trying to fight a system that has entrenched distrust between Nigerians and their leaders.

The public's unenthusiastic reaction to President Buhari's latest plan for making the country disciplined again shows what he's up against.

While few Nigerians would deny that indiscipline is a big problem, many used social media to ridicule and criticise the plans.

Many think that he should start with his government in making the changes he wants to see in Nigerians. They say he should reduce waste of public resources.

They point to his 10 presidential planes, the unchecked spending by state governors and his inner circle who have been enriching themselves.

The discipline campaign might have worked in 1980s when Nigeria was still under military rule but it may be harder to discipline citizens under democratic rule.

This time, he cannot order soldiers to make civil servants who are late for work perform frog jumps in public.

Some believe the government should be talking about making food affordable, not forming a brigade to fight indiscipline.

Can Buhari get Nigerians to queue again? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-37353145

I don't even know what to comment untop this man's matter sef..... Alway commissioning/supervising things i am not seeing in the picture

Great job, i am still herr comparing and contrasting between which data to subscribe to while somebody is building data center.

Post humous birthday. I don't even know what to say

He should have represented Nigeria in the Olympics na.

Atiku the economist

I drink water anyhow sef, no timing

Disclaimer : don't replace drinking water with eating food, e.g drink water for breakfast.

Hanendez:
Why do you trifle and belittle God Almighty? Did you see Him to know how He sees this matter? Repent son.

Don't take life like a heart attack, its a simple joke, even the lord will prolly laugh it off

For those of us that can't do without peppered indomie..... You just got served

The guy neva still talk wetin the pursue am. Soon we go know

Even the Lord be looking at him like

Naija American : aey son, amma need you to geh me somwer real quick, i need to geh som'im, unowom sayin

Taxi man : ok oga, ur money na 10 thousand naira

Naija American : jesus christ, since when, bia nwokem, don't play with me, its 500 naira

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Oshiomhole always exacting wack energy in all this dumb rallies