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ChemicalReaction:
OP, your parents wouldn't need to talk to you sef.. Only you go just take style say you dey go shit. Or better still begin arrange CDs..

Lol... Or u start admiring the ceiling

Ceo, bottle crew
Vasline crew i present to you your elder statesman

Out of no where
10. To God be the Glory
After wasting all your time

9. When you are seeing the shadows of the camera man/crew
O my God, are these all what i have to put up with?

8. Number 1 in the world in crying

Nobody can take dat from dem

7. Nollywood Mother inlaw

Just know the girl married to her son is finished

6. Accident Scene

5. How your parents look at you when they start smashing

Have you washed the gate??

4. Sex Scene

3. When the village boy leaves the village and comes back 6 months later with New Model Range Rover

Na so e easy abi

2. Unnecessary scenes
When they keep showing nkem owoh walk from the beginning of the street to the end

1. Advert part
1/3 pound road aba please o... Lets watch the movie

The way its doing me now... All i need is number 10

Very possible my dear, don't mind dem... Oya... Go and bring your business documents and records for the length of time you have operated the business lets do the plus and minus

Sorry Bros, we sef d feel am

The guy just the share the thing, the girls thought its Foreign Aid(s), dem no no say na HIV Aids

dfrost:
Millz404 enjoy the fun, don't kill it. We are already passing through difficult times. Let's not increase the pain jarè. A little humor once in a while won't hurt us.

Alright man, whatever makes you sleep at night

Legend87:
They weren't bein funny.. They only inscribed the words matching with the intonation of some hausas...

I'm like "whatever man"

Not funny.... Just write it normal and stop trying to be funny, cos u not

Once it starts with... A reputable company is looking for...

Don't bother reading on

She has always been arrested in the kitchen

Nobody cares about what you say any more bro

Solomon, his wifes and side chicks in the other room

Aisha better go and hide in the kitchen, sitting room, or the other room

Baba bought koboko on his way back..

HungerBAD:
Thanks.

I sent you an email.

Still hopefully expecting from you sir, replied your email already

HungerBAD:
Thanks.

I sent you an email.

I have replied you already sir

I hustle tire for that thread, nothing show wey person for take see road small untop no work and buhari regime. Anyway for those that got, on behalf of them, u too much HungerBAD

Mexyz:
Praying for the death of Mr President? Guy watch your back cause DSS are not smiling these days o Praying for the death of Mr President? Guy watch your back cause DSS are not smiling these days o

Where exactly did i pray for his death

I wish buhari well, he should just go and rest in the bosom of the Lord where there is peace and joy, and leave Nigeria the fucccck alone

Modified: somebody said dss will soon be looking for me, when has wishing somebody heaven become such a bad thing

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