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I want to wish my preacher's son family happy new year. What we couldn't achieve last year,this year we shall achieve them. Favour and grace shall pursue us anywhere we are in Jesus name amen. Happy new year people!

The rock5555: *pumps my auto machine gun into his anus* u go crossover for hospital

i dodge am with my odeshi things.. Happy new year man.

stefikal: Happy New year Ella, The Rock and every other reader.

I no want trouble so Mimisboy I dey greet u special, HNY

**dancing skelewu.my honey dy greet me special**rock and lekinz kukuma comot una eye o... Happy new year friends!

The rock5555: Una good morning. Updates continues in the evening.... Go write una New year resolutions oo.

My own is that i no wan bleep again

***running around the whole thread n.aked and shouting God thank u say rock wan repent from bleeping o** bt incase u no fit stop am@ rock i recommend this for you.

Everybody lie down! If u stand i go burst groundnut inside ur skull***walks close to stefika and whisper into her ears, honey lets go***turns around and sees rock and lekinz shivering***lol

E be like say i go go chokay my mama meat o. Rock if she catch me i go hold u responsible*flashes my dagger at his face*u better start praying and fasting now now

Tombilly: Hahahahah determine to chokay hhmmm abeg give me one packet of benson

benson dn finish na panadol and paw paw leaf remaing u go smoke?

stefikal: #still following

Ella I don miss u oooo

I dey miss you pass

lekinz: Wetin dis guy dey take me for now....I no be Rock Ooooo.....I be Lekinz .....Me no like girls like that....*winks *

*starts running around the thread n.aked and shouting glory be to God ooo lekinz don repent*

TrishaP: @Mimisboy, nobody is taking me away.

@Rock, NO P.

does that mean you've agreed to stick with me? Oooh! Am so much happy!

TrishaP: The Rock I can't access my mails, dunno Y. Whatever you sent...Thanks I'm grateful.

ermm... Sweedy my hrt dy beat 4 u o*winks* but am afraid lekinz and the rock fit snatch u away 4rm me. Them be baddoos

See wetin black tin do u.. U go shite fire 4 ur nyansh today#lol

Sexy Sapphire: I hope y'all had a lovely xmas cos I did. Wishin u all a prosperous new year in advance.

chai! Honey i missed you like kilode. If i lie make lekinz head minimize#lol

The rock5555: Chai my leg and waist oooo. Make i begin type again johr

u don go bleep 4 jesus' birthday and now ur waist dn dy pain u. I guess you need this*winks*

stefikal: huh?

yes nh. Or you want lekinz to snatch you away from me*frowns*

stefikal: same to you dear... I no 4get u oooo

na Opera craze pass...prefer UC anyday anytym.. I can start typing my updates, can save it to continue later...UC on point jaweee

honey i missed you

I sincerely want to use this medium to wish all my preachers son friends a happy xmas. In this period your neighbours shall respect you,troubles shall neglect you,angels shall protect you and God shall accept you. Abundant blessings shall also follow you as y'all remember to celebrate the reason for the season. It is not bad knowing you guys rather it is fun and enjoying. God bless NL,GOD bless we the preachers son crew and God bless Nigeria. Happy xmas mes amies!! Vous vous s'amusez

ritababe: now you are talking, i hope u nor forget ur car key

whaaaaaaat!!! Honey thats my car. *frowns* lekinz if u no come down from that car eh na Boko haram go b ur name. Honey am gonna spoil u with gift today

Please our dear loyal mods we sincerely appeal to you to move this thrilling and educative story to front page. We are hoping to see that happen tomorrow. God bless Nigeria! God bless NL and God bless team#seperate world. Peace!

ritababe: waoh onteresting

tnks for ur advice i be don dey fall in love as im mention 5 duples....i nor knw say im mean 5 dughouse

oboy mimis nor near me again oh

honey no mind that boy o! Infact lekinz oya park comot 4rm this house! Ehen! Honey u cn nw come

lekinz: Kill ....

yes ni*waves my bread knife at his face*

lekinz: Lol....No mind am Oooooo...Na my dog room he dey live Ooooo...

Mimis..Shey u don give jack food

*uses my fork and chook him in d a5s*So na ur oga u dy disrespect abi? U r sacked!

Lwkmd!! Rock u wan kill d woman?

Sexy Sapphire: @Rock, Lekinz &Mimisboy, y'all shud calm down. I've chosen one outta the 3 of u and the chosen one shud expect me soon and I hope he has all tins dat can mak me live extravagantly cos I love living large

By the way Rock, the story kips gettin hawter everyday. So for ur mind, u don turn problem solver. Dat one sef dy.

B4 I forget, which kain skul u dy work? All oda skuls are presently on break, so why ar u still writin lesson note?

sweetheart am already waiting 4 u. My hux is well furnished n modernised. No mind lekinz he lives in face me i face u. Their yard no get toilet n bathroom slf. As 4 rock he no get hux at all. So sweeri am d man 4 u*winks*

[quote author=D.Ella.luv]Saphire,the holy rock na sunday skul teacher wey dey write lesson note 4 im sunday skul pupils[/quote]my first wife. But rock dn steal u away 4rm me nh

ritababe: am stil busy oh,,, na rock catch me for 2go, so i just say make i bump enta here today...i will soon be back though

@mumiespet
do u really want to marry me, u knw some people don break each oda head for dis thread bcus of me....

Are u ready to die young for a woman....if yes then i go marry you after you write my name for ur will( na joke oh)

****run with usain bolt speed****

trust me honey, i fit kill rock,lekinz,o1lemek,machinex n odas 4 u. As 4 will dat1 na small tin i go evn gv u my 5 duplex.

lekinz: Like oga....Like worker ....Lol

Na so nah. Rock n im oga na baddo

ritababe: so you are mumiesboy....that means u are stil unda ur mum canopy, if u marry me na were u wan put me? And if we wan do na ur mumy house we go for dey do?

I nor wan marry mumies pet...becus na all the time u go dey cry for be*

chai! U dy call me mummies pet. If only u hv seen my hux. I hv 2 lambos,my hux dy at bayelsa,i dy wrk 4 shell n na me b dia manager. So chillax honey if we wan do dat tin na 4 we hux we go dy do am*winks*i knw u wud agree