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no - it wasn't technical

c'mon man

Oh my gosh!!

I'm still here you know - c'mon guys stop discussion over ma head!!  

why not?

you should shout it from the roof tops to let her know man!!

shame on you Vicks

oh, you meant the Queen of England?

Queen Elizabeth the II - Okay, I get you girl

na your pidgin English dey confuse me!!

<phew>

you make her sound scary - is she a scary person??

Thanks Vicks!!

Gosh Element - hope you're over 18?

Okay, the 3rd nun thinks Sara papiline is a person who slept with 1,400 men in 6 months!

So, she's hoping to live the life of her

But unfortunately, Sar Papiline isn't a person. It's a pipeline in the Sahara desert that was constructed (or rather laid across the dessert) by 1,400 men in 6months.

d'you get the joke now??

hmmm. . . you're not scared of him though are you Element??

^^ah, so it's true then??

Anyone can read up anyone else's profile on nland - tis no big deal

besides, I like to know who I'm talking to. . .

Okay, here's another one, a bit X-rated, but I hope you guys find it better 

Sara Pipalini

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be."


The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and poof she's gone.


The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and poof she's gone.


The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini." St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says. "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

It's not a name

c'mon - it's just a reference thing

^^ Lol!!

Okay then. . .

Vick2k3 - I think she means child of Britian

^^ Lol not quite!!

^^ I'm fine thank you Idowuogbo

whose queen??

hmmm - I've just had a quick look at your postings. . .

you're an aggressive guy aren't you - but then again 'tis to be expected

seeing as your girlfriend's dumped you

Is this how you treat newbies in this forum?

Anyway you can stop spitting now - it's been confirmed that you're officially pregnant

Hello all - I'm new to this forum

In the space of 10mins, I've met 2 very interesting guys: Vick2k3 and Element_G

I hear the Jokes Section is one of the best in nland?

hehehehe

Trust me I've got pearly white jewels for teeth

No, I think it's the smell of your upper lip dat's killing u man

Vic2k3:
WTF!!! U fink is a cool joke don't u cos element compliments it lemme tell u it is the DUMBEST, DAFTEST joke i seen in whole fu.ukk.ing life ***SCOFFS***

**sniggers**

Element G:
huh mimiz, vicks is my brother and i knw hw intelligent he is, i could actually make u pay by just asking u a riddle dat u wont be able to solve till d next millenium

Birds of the same feather eh? Only that one of you comes across as being more intelligent & mature than the other. . .

Sounds like you guys are having a double conversation here. . .

whose Michelle Obama??

Vick2k3's girlfriend??

d'you know the story / nursery ryhme of the little pigs?

here it is:

This little pig went to the market

This little pig stayed at home

This little pig had roast beef

But this little pig had none

And this little pig cried: "Wee-wee-wee I can't find my way home!"

Chicken 'licking

^^ Don't pressurize his brain cells Element

The joke is intended for the consumption of intelligent people only

@Vick2k3 - never mind, I'll search for a simpler joke for you man. . .

^^ Methinks he can't deny the truth Element

You'll only understand this joke if you know the story of the little pigs

, went to a restaurant.

Waiter arrives to take their orders.
1st pig has a starter, 2nd pig has a starter, 3rd pig has a glass of water.

Main course arrives. 1st pig has a main meal, 2nd pig has a main meal and 3rd pig has a glass of water.

Dessert arrives. 1st pig has dessert, 2nd pig has dessert, 3rd pig has a glass of water.

On the way home, the 1st pig asks 3rd pig, "why did you only have glasses of water, while we ate?"

3rd pig smiles and says "well, one of us has to go wee, wee, wee all the way home".

Thanks man! and you're on. . .

^^ you need to open up your mind to new possibilities and read between the lines man

@Element - thanks, I'll take that as a compliment then

Vic2k3:
No offence taken.
Did i 4get 2 add that they 'michelles' are snub specialist(if u're really michelle i wonder i u know the meaning of snub), bad girls, bad friends and kill joy(pls no offence)

Yes, I do know what a snub is - and personally, I think that's quite a compliment.

As per being bad girls, well - that is subject to one's opinion on the definition of the word 'bad'

Kill Joys? - Well, if you into something naughty and a Michelle catches u in the act (more like a headmistress) - then ofcourse it's gonna be a kill joy for you won't it??

Anyway - most Victors as children never get their homework done for school

and as adults - most Victors tend to be bus drivers / conductors

**no offence meant**

^^ Lol!

If u say so man

Hello Gabry

Yes, I'd like to think so - competition helps produce better quality products/services - don't you think?