Doctors Opinions

Now, this sums it up very well. Doctors have their opinions about the pending bailout.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, and the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists
didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in Washington.

hmmm

A bit medical, this joke - isn't it?

Efemena_xy:

hmmm

A bit medical, this joke - isn't it?

i don't mind

Evening Class

A young woman went to an evening class to improve her sexual capabilities. When she gets there, she sees an apple, an orange and a pear hanging on strings from the ceiling, and a piece of chalk and a black-board. "What is all this for?" she asked.

The instructor tells her to stand between the hanging fruit, and she does. "Now," said the instructor, "swing your hips to the left and touch the apple, now swing your hips to the right and touch the pear, then swing your hips forward and touch the orange."

The young woman starts to rotate her hips, and soon gets a good rhythm going. "This is great," she said enthusiastically "but what is the chalk for?"

"When you've got the hang of the fruit," said the instructor, "I want you to stick the chalk up your ass and write 'Mississippi' on the black-board twenty times."

I must be missing something here - I don't get this joke

dats crazy, u wont expect dat to be possible (MISSISSIPPI)!!!!

WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Thanx to Wilbert L.

Efemena_xy:

I must be missing something here - I don't get this joke 

then ask element what he is laughing @

Vic2k3:

WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an  and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Thanx to Wilbert L.

nice one vicks

Yep, this one's better

Vic2k3:

then ask element what he is laughing @

No.

I choose to ask you

Efemena_xy:


No.

I choose to ask you

hmm, soldier girl in action, vicks u better answer her

Comedy

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny, " After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal. "Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."

Efemena_xy:


No.

I choose to ask you

then comment

eeyaa, vicks sorry

Vic2k3:

then comment

Meaning??

The comment

@vik2k3: where do u get all this jokes from?

Vic2k3:

The comment

hmmm. . .trouble in paradise

chijoman:

@vik2k3: where do u get all this jokes from?

hello Chijoman

I fink d joke is 4rm ma arse lol

**tut, tut, tut**

Now you're being rude to your good friend Chijoke

I don't give a hoot

Jeez!!

Someone's definitely in a bad mood today!!

Look, now you've scared him off

Catch u guys later cos i've got important tins 2 do

ok vicks see ya later

Whats going on here?

Gabry:

Whats going on here?

I wonder - sounds like the @poster is a 'lil bit rude

Lukewarm jokes though - I've seen berra

^^No comment until i see ur own jokes

You will - soon.

Wow! Looks like there will be a competition!

Hello Gabry

Yes, I'd like to think so - competition helps produce better quality products/services - don't you think?

U're invited lol

Thanks man! and you're on. . .