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An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" and on and on and on!

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all.

Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

He whirled around and screamed,"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP!"

No offence taken

Victors on the other hand in my school were back benchers, noise makers and more often than not the school bullies (no offence)

You will - soon.

Michelle

hmmm. . .

Nice thread!

I guess most men would try and get hold of (all of) the 4 types of women if they could!

cool - mine's Mimi (as shown on my profile)

anyway, I always thought one's Christian name is their English name?

Gabry:
Whats going on here?

I wonder - sounds like the @poster is a 'lil bit rude

Lukewarm jokes though - I've seen berra

Dish skool is 1 of a kinda

Well, you know - the older generation of peeps answer that name

Just like er. . .Mary, Elizabeth, Victor, e.t.c

^^ Sounds kinda old fashioned if you ask me