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Programming / Re: Don't Ruin Programming With Math! by MindHacker9009(m): 8:11pm On Jan 05
Jaykid0x:
Is computer engineering roles also saturated?

Computer Engineering is a specialist area for working at companies like Intel, AMD etc. How many computer engineering grads end up working in those type of companies? The answer is very few.
"It’s worth noting that the underemployment rate for computer engineering graduates is 21.3%2. This means that a significant portion of computer engineering graduates are employed in jobs that do not require a degree in computer engineering." Source: https://standout-cv.com/uk-graduate-statistics
Family / Re: Why Do People See Calm and gentle People As Pastors? by MindHacker9009(m): 3:05pm On Jan 05
blackpanthar:


Vawulence IS THE NEW NORMAL.

SEXUAL PERVERSION is the new VIBE

LOUSINESS is the new EXPRESSION

If you LACK these three, THEN EVERYONE ASSUMES YOU ARE NOT NORMAL, You must have had an encounter with DIVINITY so they call you PASTOR.

"Pastor" is the TITLE given to SOFT SPOKEN, EASY GOING POOR/AVERAGE INCOME MEN who look like SIMPLETONS, who are no threat and seem like they will TURN THE OTHER CHEEK or leave things for GOD. It is not a good title because it will bring you ridicule, shame and mockery, it will make everyone JUDGE YOUR ACTIONS AND WORDS BUT EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS STANDARDS. It is a cage.


ON THE FLIP SIDE.....

someone in your neighbourhood may be a wiitch, wizard or an ESOTERIC trans-dimensional being and sees YOUR PURITY AND BLAMELESSNESS and tags you as a PASTOR.

either way, YOU ARE NOT SAFE. Chronically Change that notion consistently or quietly relocate.


You are 100% correct.

This can happen when someone is gentle and is naive to talk about the invented Jesus christ to those living close. People that are calling you pastor are very demonic they talk about Jesus christ though they know Jesus christ is fake, but they do so to know those who are gentle and naive to do the same so that they can torment them like they are doing to you.

At @Sonnobax15 if you do then stop talking about Jesus christ. Try and relocate if you can and don't let them know your new location. At your new location if anyone ask you about your religion tell them you believe in God but you don't have any religion.
Programming / Re: Don't Ruin Programming With Math! by MindHacker9009(m): 8:36pm On Jan 03
LikeAking:


The software industry is now like Nigeria..

Life!

That's what the programming industry is o!
Religion / Re: Test The Spirits, Against False Ministers Of The Gospel by MindHacker9009(m): 4:57pm On Jan 03
This is how to test a true Minister of the gospel:

Mark 16:17,18
17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues (Like Japanese);
18 "They will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all
Programming / Re: Don't Ruin Programming With Math! by MindHacker9009(m): 3:29pm On Jan 03
LikeAking:
Nice!

But that 900k students no be beans..

Na this man and him gang they cash out for this Tech madness..

The man sells the shovel narrative..


True the guy is cashing out and Unis too are cashing out with CS maths, only those going for Phd in CS will find the CS maths useful, but for a programming job only logic is needed.

Having a stable long-term career in a programming job requires good connection. There are seniors guys that have been in programming jobs for long that find it hard to handle complex logic and cannot come up with solutions to complex problems. The programming industry is not for someone not connected.
My advice for those not connected, that want to go into programming is to have an idea and a software of their own that can bring them income.

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Programming / Don't Ruin Programming With Math! by MindHacker9009(m): 5:44pm On Jan 02
All Programming is Math-Based!

Sure, at the core of every computer is math. Really complex math.

But that statement is about as useful as telling a student driver that at the core of every car is an internal combustion engine [complex math]!

“Get in, Johnny!”

“Before you begin your first drive, keep in mind that when you press the gas pedal, you are activating the process of internal combustion.”
[*****1 − ν′M,j −XNi=1ν′ij = 1 − ν′M,13 −ν′1,13 + ν′2,13= 1 − 1 − (2 + 0)*****]

“Internal WHAT?” grin grin grin

Source: https://clearlydecoded.com/dont-ruin-programming-with-math
By Yaakov Chaikin. Teaches grad web development at Johns Hopkins University and on Coursera.org (900K students & counting!).
Religion / Re: Please I Need A True Prophet For Spiritual Consultation !!! by MindHacker9009(m): 9:48pm On Dec 31, 2023
This is how to know a true prophet: 
Mark 16:17,18
17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues (Like Japanese);
18 "They will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all
Religion / Re: Do Spirits Control The Physical? by MindHacker9009(m): 9:42pm On Dec 31, 2023
Emusan:

Car is physical likewise the Driver

The best example would have been, electricity controlling the hardware.

Makes no difference, the driver here represents the electricity and the car is the hadware.
Religion / Re: Do Spirits Control The Physical? by MindHacker9009(m): 6:47pm On Dec 31, 2023
paxonel:
and i keep wondering.
How can a spirit that do not exist in reality control me that live in the real world, is that possible?

When someone commit an offense and later says na Satan work, forgive me, does that really make sense?

It does make sense as the spirit has got the person in trouble and the person then comes to their senses at that time they are caught. The problem is that if that person does not beg God Almighty everyday to guide the person from such spirits the spirit can control them again to do the same.
Religion / Re: Do Spirits Control The Physical? by MindHacker9009(m): 6:36pm On Dec 31, 2023
NNTR:
No, cars dont' control the drivers, but a car can take over certain controls from a-not-taking-full-care driver or if car is driven under influence of any sort

Now fact is, cars dont possess drivers in order to control them, however drivers possess cars, in order to control cars

Personal text: Jesus is not a theologian. He is an invention of the Roman Empire who told invented stories.

Cars are made by the driver (man) so all that the car does has been programmed by the driver man. So the physical is being control or programmed.
Religion / Re: Do Spirits Control The Physical? by MindHacker9009(m): 6:13pm On Dec 31, 2023
Do cars control the drivers?
Religion / Re: Why Are These Signs Spoken By Jesus Not Following Believers Today? by MindHacker9009(m): 3:56pm On Dec 30, 2023
MaxInDHouse:

Since you don't want to know the truth it's better to allow you do your own talking but note that Jehovah my own God is not 3 in 1

He is the father and God of all.
This is what Jesus taught us about the one and only true God:

“Stop clinging to me, for I have not yet ascended to the Father. But go to my brothers and say to them, ‘I am ascending to my Father and your Father and to my God and your God.’" John 20:17

So according to Jesus his father is my father and his God is my God.

Your Roman empire idol 3 in 1 god in your idol Testament/New Testament is not the same as the True God of the Torah/Old Testament. The True God of the Torah is not a 3 in 1 god, His is The I AM THAT I AM AND THERE IS NO ONE ELSE BESIDE HIM. So go and look for your 3 in 1 Roman empire idol god else where sitting beside his father.
Programming / Re: Is Nigeria Really The Problem by MindHacker9009(m): 3:35pm On Dec 30, 2023
tensazangetsu20:

Well now I know. To be honest, I don't even know what to believe. I have interviewed with amazon and interviewed with cisco and the coding tests I got were absolutely nothing with regards to how I expected them to be while I was in Nigeria. They were instead testing my domain knowledge with regards to the positions I applied for. Back in Nigeria, we would be learning graphs and dynamic programming. I am sure these things exist but maybe for backend devs or people writing compiler code or some hard level stuff.

I have being in software development now for over 15 years and what I have discovered is that it's just a game of dirty politics and its for those who are connected..
Programming / Re: Is Nigeria Really The Problem by MindHacker9009(m): 2:04pm On Dec 30, 2023
tensazangetsu20:
Honestly this is true. It's not just even Europe. I was just chatting with a computer science student in Chile and oracle came to do interview for them in their school and they didn't give them any take home or algorithm challenge they just asked them to make videos talking about themselves and they gave them jobs just like that. We Africans are really unfortunate in the global scheme of things

For long now I have realised that thse coding test are just being used to prevent those that are not connected from getting the job or they just want someone to do their job for free.
Religion / Re: Why Are These Signs Spoken By Jesus Not Following Believers Today? by MindHacker9009(m): 1:53pm On Dec 30, 2023
ItShallPass:

You can see the empty response ItShallPass gave me? Something is really wrong with ItShallPass brains for ItShallPass not to know that his fictional Jesus abandoned His second coming to appear to Constantine as if it's only Constantine that Jesus has ever appeared to

My own father was a Muslim. A chronic one. It was not possible for anyone to convert him to Christianity through preaching. Jesus Himself had to do it by Himself. His salvation experience was purely a miracle. I'll find time to narrate it someday. I just pity the guy.

Wishing you the same happy and prosperous new year in advance.

You can see the empty response you gave. Something is really wrong with your brains since you have been made to believe a fiction of your invented Jesus christ.

Christians too become muslims, traditionalist, atheist etc because they too have had an encounter with their new religion. If your brain is not empty then show which of these Jesuses in these depictions over the centuries people have had an encounter with.

God Almighty of the original Old Testament is the only True God.

Religion / Re: Why Are These Signs Spoken By Jesus Not Following Believers Today? by MindHacker9009(m): 1:44pm On Dec 30, 2023
MaxInDHouse:

If you believe in GOD and you truly know what that title means we wouldn't be having this conversation because GOD will not allow His word to be manipulated to the extent that the people who hated it will be able to overturn it's ORIGINAL purpose.
Let whoever has the original or those having it make use of it so that the world could testify to the benefit of that so called ORIGINAL you're talking about. Isaiah 48:17-18
In the absence of obvious benefits then the Jesus MaxInDHouse is talking about is DEAD MaxInDHouse shouldn't be fighting and arguing in behalf of a Jesus who can't ORGANIZE his own people for others to learn from them. Isaiah 43:10-12
The story of Jesus has done a lot in the things written as prophesy which should be fulfilled in our own time that's why your argument that Jesus never existed won't fly! undecided

Your fictional 3 in 1 god in the New Testament that says all fictional power is given onto him and those that believe in him will do greater fictional works than him yet none of you have done any of the things he has listed below. God Almighty of the Old Testament is only True living God and His is not your fictional 3 in 1 god in the New Testament that was crucified by the Roman Empire and 300 years he went to Rome to help them fight their civil war after his fictional resurrection and fictional accession.

Mark 16:15,18
15 He said to them, “Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation.
17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
18 "They will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all
Religion / Re: Why Are These Signs Spoken By Jesus Not Following Believers Today? by MindHacker9009(m): 11:34pm On Dec 29, 2023
MaxInDHouse:

Without the New Testament the Old is useless to me! wink

The original Old Testament is the True word of God, but your New Testament is a fictional story.
Programming / Re: Drop Your Programming Maths Issues At Work Here by MindHacker9009(m): 11:27pm On Dec 29, 2023
Dangrace01:
You asked for maths you see the maths begin speak English lol

This thread again is not for school assignments. It is for those working in programming jobs and the maths they are using for programming at work.
Religion / Re: Why Are These Signs Spoken By Jesus Not Following Believers Today? by MindHacker9009(m): 10:59pm On Dec 29, 2023
MaxInDHouse:

All you've ever want to say! wink

The New Testament says it too, you just need to read the fictional stories with a clear mind to know I'm right.
Religion / Re: Why Are These Signs Spoken By Jesus Not Following Believers Today? by MindHacker9009(m): 10:51pm On Dec 29, 2023
ItShallPass:


He shuts down all evidences to the contrary and holds on firmly to what demons echo into his ears. The Romans invented Jesus and still killed almost all the disciples of the invented Jesus. The Romans invented Jesus and still laboured to stamp out Christianity for more than 300yrs until the days of Constantine. The Romans invented Jesus and yet early Christians had to write successive roman emperors in defence of Christianity. You don't need to argue with such fools. Personally I don't have the time for fools.

And your invented Jesus christ abandoned his second coming to appear to Constantine 300 year later to help Constantine fight his own civil war in Rome. Don't you see you are the BIG FOOLL
Programming / Re: Drop Your Programming Maths Issues At Work Here by MindHacker9009(m): 7:20pm On Dec 29, 2023
KillingJoke:
Who maths epp

Maths doesn't matter in programming


True, for work it will be very hard to find an organisation where you can use your CS maths for programming their software.

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Programming / Re: Drop Your Programming Maths Issues At Work Here by MindHacker9009(m): 5:53pm On Dec 29, 2023
After you have worked for an organisation and you have used maths in the programming projects worked on then you can post them here and not the textbook stuff and assignments you have listed above.

Genesiszero:

To think you thought all depends on after graduation to start work amazes me, my dear people are gathering real life experience even right from high school day before even joining the tertiary institutions. making good money while still in school.

well, it's in Nigeria here where most wait till gradation to start work, if you know what you're doing, your won't have to wait till graduation my dear friend.

remember, it was you who created this post looking for task, you're faced with one but went ahead diverting. it's up to you.....

I don't want to say much about myself sir, but this is my second bachelor degree yet i still consider myself a learner and will keep learning. just like I said, I don't want to say much about myself. I'll leave it at that.

I'll advise you build and improve on your Craft! I'm speaking from experience, you'll appreciate this.

if you look at that my post you quoted about me bagging a maths degree and not giving a damn about the labour market, you'll see where I stated clearly that I'll focus more on improving my self and sharpening my skills especially in computational model. I left it there for all to see.

remember, you said in your post "programing maths issues" so, those I listed were in tandem to your post. the models and algorithms I've written previously in some of my practices have nothing absolutely to do with those you see up there I itemized. I listed them as regard to your post.

you said what I did in school is what is up there I itemized? don't even go there, if what i did is those over there, I don't think there is need for me to still go for maths degree.

Do you mind showing sample of task you expect from your supposed client?
Religion / Re: 99.9% Of The Pastors And Prophets In The Southern Nigeria Are Fake by MindHacker9009(m): 5:12pm On Dec 29, 2023
Mark 16:17,18
17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
18 they will take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly, it will by no means hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover.”
Religion / Re: If God Is Omnipresent, Why Do We Go To Church ? by MindHacker9009(m): 4:59pm On Dec 29, 2023
Ojestas:
Hebrews 10:25 Do not forsake the gathering of yourselves

Matthew 18:20 “For where two or
three are gathered in my name,
there am I among them.

And why are these sings not in the above gathering of the jockers speaking in thongs and in garbage?

Mark 16:17,18
17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
18 "They will pick up snakes with their hands;”
Programming / Re: Drop Your Programming Maths Issues At Work Here by MindHacker9009(m): 4:38pm On Dec 29, 2023
You have just graduated in Nov in Maths, so where have you worked commercially in programming where you have written all you have listed above to develop commercial applications for an employer.

All you posted above went in you head from all the textbooks and assignments you did at school and not from an office job writing commercial applications.

Genesiszero:


Do you have proof to show that this were gotten from text book or school assignment?

All you see up there were from my raw head .
Do you know what computer programming is? or you expected me to give you the regular problems and already available solutions you see regularly? My dear computations are no Joke, if you really mean business.

you must be a problem solver, you can't program if you don't have laid down solutions to the problem you're attempting to proffer solutions to, I wonder what you're going up to your system to program. maybe you wanted me to ask you to solve or write a program to solve roots of quadratic equation, joke!

Have you ever heard of what it is to build algorithms to solve complex problems? Do you know what it's takes to build computational models?

my dear I think I'll be happy if you can show me were this task I gave above is really gotten from since you said that it's from school assignment. Maybe we're all new to this game I guess.

from your post, it's seems you're desperate to make money and yet not readily available to know what problem solving (programming) is.


Genesiszero:
Hello friends, it's official. felicitate and rejoice with me. finished B.Sc mathematics.

many started but couldn't finish but God saw me through. I don't care what the labour market is saying, I believe that God has a special ordination for me(for those who believe in the power of the most High God).

Capped it all with
1. Lebesgue measure and integral
2. Theory of partial differential equation and finally
3. System theory.

will have enough time to focus on developing computational models and sharpening my software engineering skills, got a lot I've been willing to build on my mind but was constrained by academic activities.

Programming / Re: Drop Your Programming Maths Issues At Work Here by MindHacker9009(m): 3:59pm On Dec 29, 2023
Genesiszero:
write in any language of your choice:

i) A Function to perform numerical computation on 2nd kind Fredholm and Voltera integration equation given any positive integer say f(x) = x^2. let's observe it convergence on it's final iteration.

ii) develop a neural function for detecting edges of an image of any pixel using Fourier transforms

iii) write a function to perform a convolutional operation on any given 3 x 3 matrices and obtain
it's eigen values and hence generate it's eigen vector.

Note: this is to see how any image whose pixel is of 3 x 3 shape behaves when any convolution is performed on it

iv) develop a function to get the partition of any given positive integer of any real number!

v) a functioning to perform backpropation on any out of the neural function in (ii) above.

can give more if need be!

What you listed are from textbooks and school assignments not the programming one does at work in most commercial environments where one gets paid.
Religion / Re: Why Are These Signs Spoken By Jesus Not Following Believers Today? by MindHacker9009(m): 3:12pm On Dec 29, 2023
MightySparrow:

The scriptures are true. The problem is that today, science and philosophy have taken the place of spirituality in Christianity. Some people even when confused misinterpret the scriptures and teach their congregations faithlessness such as Jehovah's Witnesses's and MaximumSide.

I believe in the scriptures you qouted without question and it works for me. You cannot develop a doctrine around only one verse. Ate there other verses that say or imply the same thing? Mark 12:23, Acts 1:8; 1 Corinthians 12. All these talk about supernatural manifestations of believers.

So, if you walk around faith talkers and users, you will have the Bible results.

Our God has not changed. If He seems far away, it is man that moved away.

MaxInDHouse:

This is what i'm saying, you don't want to hear anything about the books in the first place so you're trying to condemn it no matter what is found in it! smiley

The New Testament is a fictional story of an invented Jesus christ and it's used to mess up the minds of the gullible ones who truly believes this fiction. The truth is that most of those preaching the New Testament fiction don't believe what they are preaching but are just using it as a tool to control others who are gullible.

Though we don't have the Original Old Testament, but we can still find the True God of the Jews in the Old Testament.
Programming / Drop Your Programming Maths Issues At Work Here by MindHacker9009(m): 8:54am On Dec 29, 2023
Mind you that this thread is not for your school assignments, this is only for programming maths issues at work.
Religion / Re: Why Are These Signs Spoken By Jesus Not Following Believers Today? by MindHacker9009(m): 8:29am On Dec 29, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Do you take the time to READ the preface?

They will tell you that it ends at verse 8 but since other versions includes long endings they also copied it.

For instance in the interlenear this is what is found:

LONG CONCLUSION Certain ancient manuscripts (ACD) and Versions (VgSycp) add the following long conclusion.

SHORT CONCLUSION Some late manuscripts and versions contain a short conclusion after Mark 16:8, as follows:

But the most oldest manuscripts stops at verse 8.

So if you believe in the books you should be able to figure out which is true because Jesus only sent his Jewish disciples to perform miracles within the Jews {Matthew 10:5-6} and he himself expressly told a none Jewish woman that miracles and it's imminent benefit is strictly for Jews. Matthew 15:24
Moreover God has never empowered anyone outside the children of Jacob to perform miracles.

Now the ball is in your court! wink

The manuscripts for the New Testament too are fictional stories written to follow the trend just like the speaking in thongs and speaking in garbage today many people are copying just to follow the trend.
Programming / Re: Why You Should Embrace, Not Hate, Coding by MindHacker9009(m): 9:15pm On Dec 28, 2023
Connections all over the world has made coding jobs bad.

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Religion / Re: Why Are These Signs Spoken By Jesus Not Following Believers Today? by MindHacker9009(m): 8:48pm On Dec 28, 2023
MaxInDHouse:

Continue the Ostrich game!

Mark chapter 16 ends @ verse 8

Check several versions then we can talk but if you're just interested in trolling it's OK. wink

You started the Ostrich game and the trolling and now you can't keep up. Are you saying all these versions below are wrong?

Mark 16:18

Modern Translations
New International Version
they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well."

New Living Translation
They will be able to handle snakes with safety, and if they drink anything poisonous, it won’t hurt them. They will be able to place their hands on the sick, and they will be healed.”

English Standard Version
they will pick up serpents with their hands; and if they drink any deadly poison, it will not hurt them; they will lay their hands on the sick, and they will recover.”

Berean Study Bible
they will pick up snakes with their hands, and if they drink any deadly poison, it will not harm them; they will lay their hands on the sick, and they will be made well.”

New American Standard Bible
they will pick up serpents, and if they drink any deadly poison, it will not harm them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover.”

NASB 1995
they will pick up serpents, and if they drink any deadly poison, it will not hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover."

NASB 1977
they will pick up serpents, and if they drink any deadly poison, it shall not hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover.”

Amplified Bible
they will pick up serpents, and if they drink anything deadly, it will not hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will get well.”

Christian Standard Bible
they will pick up snakes; if they should drink anything deadly, it will not harm them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will get well.”

Holman Christian Standard Bible
they will pick up snakes; if they should drink anything deadly, it will never harm them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will get well."

Contemporary English Version
They will handle snakes and will drink poison and not be hurt. They will also heal sick people by placing their hands on them.

Good News Translation
if they pick up snakes or drink any poison, they will not be harmed; they will place their hands on sick people, and these will get well."

GOD'S WORD® Translation
They will pick up snakes, and if they drink any deadly poison, it will not hurt them. They will place their hands on the sick and cure them."

International Standard Version
and they will pick up snakes with their hands. Even if they drink any deadly poison it will not hurt them; and the'll place their hands on the sick, and they'll recover."

NET Bible
they will pick up snakes with their hands, and whatever poison they drink will not harm them; they will place their hands on the sick and they will be well."
Classic Translations
King James Bible
They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

New King James Version
they will take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly, it will by no means hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover.”

King James 2000 Bible
They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

New Heart English Bible
they will pick up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it will not harm them; they will place their hands on the sick, and they will be made well."

World English Bible
they will take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it will in no way hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover."

American King James Version
They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

American Standard Version
they shall take up serpents, and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall in no wise hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

A Faithful Version
They shall remove serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them in any way; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover."

Darby Bible Translation
they shall take up serpents; and if they should drink any deadly thing it shall not injure them; they shall lay hands upon the infirm, and they shall be well.

English Revised Version
they shall take up serpents, and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall in no wise hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

Webster's Bible Translation
They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

Early Modern
Geneva Bible of 1587
And shall take away serpents, and if they shall drinke any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them: they shall lay their handes on the sicke, and they shall recouer.

Bishops' Bible of 1568
They shall driue away serpentes: and yf they drinke any deadly thyng, it shall not hurte them: They shall lay their handes on the sicke, & they shal recouer.

Coverdale Bible of 1535
Dryue awaye serpetes: And yf they drynke eny deedly thinge, it shal not hurte them: They shal laye their handes vpo the sicke, and they shal recouer.

Tyndale Bible of 1526
and shall kyll serpentes. And yf they drinke eny dedly thinge yt shall not hurte the. They shall laye their hondes on ye sicke and they shall recover.
Literal Translations
Literal Standard Version
they will take up serpents; and if they may drink any deadly thing, it will not hurt them; they will lay hands on the ailing, and they will be well.”

Berean Literal Bible
and with their hands they will take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly, it shall never hurt them; they will lay hands upon the sick, and they will be well."

Young's Literal Translation
serpents they shall take up; and if any deadly thing they may drink, it shall not hurt them; on the ailing they shall lay hands, and they shall be well.'

Smith's Literal Translation
They shall take up serpents; and should they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall put hands upon the sick, and they shall be well.

Literal Emphasis Translation
And in their hands They will take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly it shall not hurt them; they will lay hands upon the sick and they will be well.

Catholic Translations
Douay-Rheims Bible
They shall take up serpents; and if they shall drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them: they shall lay their hands upon the sick, and they shall recover.

Catholic Public Domain Version
They will take up serpents, and, if they drink anything deadly, it will not harm them. They shall lay their hands upon the sick, and they will be well.”

Translations from Aramaic
Aramaic Bible in Plain English
“And they will take up snakes, and if they should drink lethal poison, it will not harm them, and they will place their hands on the sick and they will be healed.”

Lamsa Bible
And they will pick up snakes; and if they should drink any poison of death, it will not harm them; and they will lay their hands on the sick, and they will be healed.

NT Translations
Anderson New Testament
they shall take up serpents; and, if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

Haweis New Testament
they shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly potion, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover health.

Mace New Testament
they shall handle serpents, and if they drink any mortal poison, it shall do them no hurt: they shall lay hands on the sick, and the sick shall recover.

Weymouth New Testament
They shall take up venomous snakes, and if they drink any deadly poison it shall do them no harm whatever. They shall lay their hands on the sick, and the sick shall recover."

Worrell New Testament
they will take up serpents; and, if they drink any deadly thing, it will not hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover."

Worsley New Testament
they shall take up serpents, and if they should drink any thing poisonous, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall be well.
Religion / Re: Why Are These Signs Spoken By Jesus Not Following Believers Today? by MindHacker9009(m): 8:36pm On Dec 28, 2023
MaxInDHouse:

After telling you:
OK nah! grin
MaxInDHouse:

The book of Mark 16 ends at verse 8
Check most versions to be sure of what i just told you! smiley

You just don's want to believe in Jesus christ in Mark 16:15,17 &18 as you don't want to pick up snakes and speak in Japanese so your excuse is that The book of Mark 16 ends at verse 8, are you not an enemy of Jesus christ by removing the things he has spoken.

Mark 16:15,18
15 He said to them, “Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation.
17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
18 "They will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all

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