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hmmmmmmmm

saltinn i never see your handwriting iooo

abi na for sky you dey type

Hissexcellencie: who be oga soga?

mr. korofo

sugarkemi: anyhw sire!

sugarmummy i remain loyal ma

Hissexcellencie: no Na d sugar wey dey "inside" kemi

oooop boy make i carry my pipe come, vome lick am

Hissexcellencie: if this izz true I can live on that amount 3500 for 3weeks

you go fear fear when you see maimi food

abi na #50 you wan use buy take away

sugarkemi: taah,God of thunder will help u oooo taah,God of thunder will help u oooo

kai ibon oooooo

run for your dear life ooooo

you they hear taah

oh bullshit na fake

Hissexcellencie: I thought its only forks and knives? M pretty sure my sis went with a stainless falsk cos we no get anada type for house. Anywya imma ask her ......if I remember

rubber folk
rubber spoon
rubber plate
rubber bucket
rubber pot....................................infact


rubber P....

Hissexcellencie: m down with nairastake for camp o. Online sumtin....but e go make sense to open betshop &viewing centre for camp oo

hmmmmmmmmmmm

permission from oga soga

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Hissexcellencie: ontop bed, my papa house, mainland, lagos.

na the fire wey im carry for head dey talk dis tory

oga ooo

skateboard watin you here about i.t allowance.

a friend said he just recieve alert

Samguine: Alright bro. Thanks.

c.e.o

adedeji65: habaaa......

ennnnnnnnnnnnnh!!!

holutosin: i don't rily av a particular place in mind.

Goodgal

(O.N.R) omo nigeria rere

sugar wey get kemi abi kemi wey get sugar

sugarkemi

adedeji65: I did I.t @ old bodija road or so......where do u wish to serve

too much familiarity with holutosin
hmmmmmmmm!
heema must here this

Samguine: Please,when is the allowance paid in camp? Early, during or after camping?

dem say dem go pay 1500 for first week and 1k each for the rest 2wks .
then the main allowee on month ending.

dem talk am niooooo

chloroquin
oh i mean cleoqueen
longtime

adedeji65: alloweeee go dey sound very soon brrraaaaaah..

Hissexcellencie: like surebet!

no waka long
just nairabet

Ojestas: dis guy, dnt let me seize ur call up letter o.

seize keeeeee

you be julius ceasar?

Hissexcellencie: Baba calm down!

oya
chop knockles

Hissexcellencie: u mean am?

just like baba ijebu
toooo sure

Hissexcellencie: hey, M not sure we've met before.....I'm Hissexcellencie *pecks †ђξ back of her right hand & smiles*

meet who before?
kiss watin?

where is my daga

Hissexcellencie: lmao. E be like Dem dey even do blood bunkery. Dem get carry jerry-can suck blood to save against †ђξ next day.

jerry what?

well, i have unlimited blood in christ

Ojestas: i will slippers you. Ojestas

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Is it true that females are wicked and dangerous?
WHY IS IT ALWAYS FEMALES?
1. Female dogs become so wicked
when they give birth.
2. Female fowls chase people when they hatch.
3. Male lions don't eat humans no matter how hungry they are, but
female lions do tear people apart.
4. Females human beings spend average 28years of their
lives asking for recharge cards from males....hmmmm abeg.ooo
5. And the most
annoying one
is it is the
female
mosquitoes that causes MALARIA.

Females get wahala!

khemorah: I am not even yoruba.

hanhan
watin you com be

o.....jesta!

ojesta where is this boy keee?

mother you see your son sooooooooo

hmmmmmmmm

come on get up and go to bed before i.........

Ojestas: dey dere, dey jonz

you know what


i am feeling good solalalalalala.......

Harbosede02: Wen he spends day and nyt on nairaland.

and you

jesuslovesme123: It is 'A Helicopter'.

Just like 'a hotel', 'a hospital'.

Please try to verify your grammar online before correcting others. I like the fact that you were polite about it, though.

No one is above mistakes, as you have said.

i just dey like dis queen ennnnnn

watin i go do ooo

Ojestas: what irony! . Everybody knows what you want

shuuu

irony kkeeee

i am for real jare