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OrangeDream: Tufiakwa!!!

why una dey reject lynpetra nau.
anyway me don talk to am for back.
infact she be good girl.
ok
if i lie make i laugh

Cleoqueen: Hahahahahaha...nah...i read microbiology in school...I love to have fun and being around fun people...you enjoy life more that way...that's how I see it o

in the name of this titanic family
i hon. miner christened you "fungal"

oh oh i mean fungirl

Jimwalex: gd evening house..here is a big question dat is trending in many social ntwrks.,i wl lyk to knw ur own view to.'
on
If u dated a lady 4 over 5yrs. U met ha in ur 300
level, u people dated till u graguated, u met ha a
virgin & u people agreed 2 kip it till after ur
wedding night. But after 3yrs of being jobless,
she leta secure a job 4 u in a big company whr u
re earning a heavy salary per month. Things re
now going on well wt u. U finaly propose
marriage 2 ha & she accepted. After d proposal,
tears begin 2 roll down ha cheeks & u
shockingly
ask wat d problem is & she confess 2 u saying;
"I
GAVE MY VIRGINITY 2 UR BOSS B4 HE
ACCEPTED 2 EMPLOY U IN HIS COMPANY COS
DATZ D ONLY
CONDITION HE GAVE ME IF U MUST B
EMPLOYED OR
U REMAIN JOBLESS." If u re d guy, would u still
go
ahead wt d wedding Sincere answer pls

you no see say you don carry fire for head already

how you want make I answer

is this strawberry or bioduneberry?

piping is in progress

Cleoqueen: Hahaha...you better o... I no dey for adaekube wahala...Ada I hail o

hey hey

stop there

what's your discipline?

your handwritting denote a comedian

sowl! sowl!! sowl!!!

you are here

hope you have finalized the arrangement with lynpetra
coz i am anxiously waiting for the invitation

cutiepie01: Where've u been?

sambisa forest

Cleoqueen: Nicely done

Cleoqueen: Thanks bear

modified

Cleoqueen: Be careful while doing that o...so my skirt doesn't tear Biko

ewoooooooo!!!!!

make i cover my face oooooo

kennykg: Baba mi I prostrate give u.

and a slap in return

Cleoqueen: I trust you

Trust with this type of face.

hmmmmmm

i doubt that

Sowl: loool!! Guy u nor lyk me @ all oo,if i hook up wit dat lynepetra of a lady na 2 carefully prepare my last will n testament down wit my hand coz i myte b threadin in troubled waters.

lynpetra I want you to proof this guy wrong now.

hmmmmmmmmm!

most time best relationship is born out of misunderstanding

And at the end of the thread lynpetra shall hook sowl while orangeman shall be best of friend

holuwachemi: Prediction Helpline
She influenced her service state to Lagos with 40,000.It worked out.When she got to the camp she slept with the officials and paid 20,000 to be posted to a well known firm.When she got to the firm she was rejected after paying rent for a room close to the firm.
She had to take her rejection letter back to the secretariat, she was then reposted to Badagry , a secondary school there.But by the time she arrived the corpers lodge was completely occupied. Her one room apartment was in ikoyi.......The state did not pay a dime. She had no accommodation............

What advice do you have for her?

in nutshell the runs girl lose

services.......................costs
influencing ppa. =#40,000
slept with officials. =nt workable
payment to officials=#20,000
at the firm. =rejected
accommodation. =not specific
back to Secretariat. =reposted to badagry
badagry corper's lodge=filled to brim
state allowee =hell no


okay oooo

lemme ask her these question
why didn't she slept with the officials at the supposed firm just as usual. so far there is no meter on it


let the bleep continue my advice

traecey: tnkio o

dem dey tel you sharp gal

you say tank u

your body get razor blade

Meeky: bro u still dey complain.go to ya skool this week na.they will give u dis week i prophesize

hmmmmmmmmmm!

prophet meeky

cutiepie01: By the power confered on me as the headmistress of this house,i declare meeky the new minister of women affairs.Meeky,pls accept my congratulations!

who conferred power on you?

you get muscle?

macuwon: i go teach u... Hw much are u willing to forfeit?

forfeit keee
mba
na forstand me dey do
anyway gimme the info

kulyie: Awon amugbo lokun bibayi o


by their fruits you shall know them

watin you find go there thread

WhytJane:

still you no talk

hmmmmmmmmm

ALAYORMII, hysteric6, ikescope, zerray, x3da, deemian, HuckleberryFinn, Samguine, WhytJane, Kceee, GodsFavourite1, Darkchocolate

you are all welcome back

Ojestas: Brazilian fans were supporting Germany when they knew it's all over, that's how your beefers will be your fans IJn! Somebody, claim this!

what I know is in Jesus name

which one be ijn

anyway

Amennnnnnnnnnnnn

whytjane show your face why you dey view alone?

are you made in brazil?

sorry for the merciless treatment from the German machine

osemu8: why Brazil no go lose, when them use all their energy sing national anthem

buhahahahahaha muchechecheche

ismolicious: We are team B14......

we rule the world

HuckleberryFinn: Go jor. you're Nigerian

he actually mean he is BRA and not brazil