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*singing*
happy birthday to u
happy birthday to u fynestboi
happy birthday to u
aw old r u nw??
aw old r u nw??
aw old r u nw tobi
aw old r you now


wish u lng life n prosperity...
hip!hip!hip!
H*****U*****RRRRRR****AY!!!!!




Happy birthday to our one n only lovely tp*ADEX*,d only fynestboi on nairaland....wish u all d best n great achievements in life,may ur days be filled with joy n laughter IJN!

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Oluwatola5: Yes ma'am, am ever at your service, but i want to give her the honour of she ordering for anything she wants. I hope that is okay

sure!very okay...ur wish is our command ma‘am...

ueskman: something just keep giving me the assurance that am going to put on Oau matriculation gown this upcoming matri c.
i have gone too far, for me to become despondent
going to meet omole tomorrow.
aggregate 212.5 no be shawama.

May d good Lord go wid u n may u find favour his*omole* sight...IJN

Afolabi6046: iya mi, i slept late oo, was reading a write up, u nko??

twas sweet,slept early...

Afolabi6046: Great Ife, Great Ife......
Africa's most beautiful campus......
conscious, vigilant, progressing.......
aluta against blah blah blah(i dnt rilli knw dat part).......
forward ever, backward never.......
for learning and culture, sports and struggle.......
Great Ife, i love you......
there is only one Great Ife in the universe......
anoda Great Ife is a counterfeit.........
GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT
# too unfit for a uni's anthem chee, wud av been beta if it were for a kindergarteen chee, buh u knw wat itz d anthem of my skul, gud mawnin to all Great ifeites

*smiles*.....good mawin Doc,aw was yr nyty

yeancharr: author=Miracy]
yipeey!!atlast you showd up,av bin waitin for u...its sooo wonderful to av u here,another female barrister in d house...


you’re highly welcome ma n feel free to post anytin...concernin ur questions my ogas will see to dat...



Relax,g-flakes n k-straw comin
do av a lovely day dear!!!!










[/quo fnks dear! Waitin 2 get served

just a minute ma’am....madam tola is on her way.....

@yeacharr,can you plsss do us an honour of givn an intoto introduction of your lovely self....

Nairalane: All Glory and thanks to God,the Lord of Host. I am studying International Relations.

wow,dats great...admire ur eruditon n ur sense of reasonin.will be glad if i cud be opportuned to learn more frm u....

Samtolly4JESUS: Welcome!!

Miracy will be very glad to meet you!

#Two Female Barristers...........

ogami,am xtremely glad ooo....



thnk GOD she finally showed u

yeancharr: Hello beautiful peeps! So sad 2 jes b joinin dis thread now . Am a plus 1 to my fellow law peeps ere nd also an ex~predite. please guys can one now print ones admissn letter? If yes where can 1 get d scratch card? Do av a fab day guys!

yipeey!!atlast you showd up,av bin waitin for u...its sooo wonderful to av u here,another female barrister in d house...


you’re highly welcome ma n feel free to post anytin...concernin ur questions my ogas will see to dat...



Relax,g-flakes n k-straw comin
do av a lovely day dear!!!!

wow...i love d ambience of dis trend...am awe-strucked by d comments made,i’ve wily learnt alot from dese great intellectuals*phemie,pappy,samtolly,nairalane....you‘re all blessed wid high intelligence quotient n by GOD’s grace ur goin places....




@Nairalane which course are you studyin



@all gudevnin mas n sas....

Chiamaka01: No break my ribs with laughter.

tnks ma’am

Samtolly4JESUS: The same day you turned Cook

na since birth i turn cook ooo

Adegbemigunjosh: mawin

mawin sir...aw u doin??

Samtolly4JESUS: After, she go say she dey find job.

samtolly wc day u turn comedian

Fynestboi: [color=indigo]no break my rib with laugh..[/color]

mmmmm...owhkies

Fynestboi: [color=indigo]NBMRWL ooo[/color]

meaning??

Afolabi6046: high BP is real, dnt b a patient at my hospital o, i cant treat my mum oo#JustJoking....abeg wen u wud cum on 2go nd tanx 4 ur msg, i cud av called oo buh.....

lol...buh giniALL IS WELL SHA...

[quote author=T.ice]rinse keh??.....loll... Really 4ny[/quote]dnt mind samtolly jawe....he’s sharing his own experience ni.

he is jealous of me cos i can cook dan him...

Samtolly4JESUS: One Sunny Afteroon, Miracy came running to me that she desperately needed a Job. She complained that she's tired of staying at home and she wants anything just to while away time.

Being a nice dude who has connections in most Top eateries, I decided to fix an appointment with the Famous Mama Cass and her at one of their restaurantz in Oregun, Ikeja.

I asked her if she can cook very well and she replied in the affirmative.

Hmmmm......


We got to the restaurant in no time and we both headed straight to the Director's office. Fortunately, we met Mama Cass and after exchanging pleasantries, I explained the predicament of Miracy to her.

She Decided to help her.

"Don't worry Sam, I'll employ her as a cook " she told me.

I was Happy. Miracy was happy too.

Mama Cass decided to conduct a Mini unofficial interview with Miracy and She took her to the adjoining office.

The following conversation ensued between Mama Cass and Miracy:

Mama Cass: (with Smiles). Young Lady, what is your Name?

Miracy: (Fidgeting with her nails) I'm Tosin.

Mama Cass: Why have you Decided to take up this Job?

Miracy: I just got admitted to study Law in Oau, but the lingering ASUU strike is slowing the pace of things Ma, so I decided to while away time with the Job ma.

Mama Cass: That's thoughtful of you.....

###Meanwhile, I was leaning by the wall, listening to the interview.###

She continued,

Mama Cass: Are you sure you can cook very well?

Miracy: Yes Ma, I'm very skilled. I can prepare Tea,
Cook indomie, and I can heat water for Garri(Eba)

###Mama Cass and I exchanged glances### She was confused.

She decided to probe further,

Mama Cass: What are the procedures for preparing Amala?

Miracy: (smiling sheepishly) Firstly, you Rinse the Yam Flour(Elubo)............

Mama Cass: ...(With shaky Voice) co....n...t...i..n..u...e

Miracy: .............After, you parboil the water and cook it like Rice........

###Mama Cass Fainted###
### I Fainted too###
###Miracy is Currently Jobless###

Source: Pure Fiction

lwkmd oooo




samtolly you will not kill me with laugh o

Vetolips: a big AMEN 2dat.... Na white & black tnz onpoint abi*winks.... Av u watchd "STORM OVER PARADISE"? Soap opera film

yea,white n black onpoint...

yup,av watchd it buh its bin lng.you watch mexican movies

Samtolly4JESUS: Alright.......... Nice one

Watch out

shey na seasonal film??

papindinho: iyen naa nice ma

yes sir








madam chiamaka i see you oo

Samtolly4JESUS: You all saw how this young Lady accused me of refusing her a job.
She has also dared me to reveal her secrets which I'll do now.




Buh being a nice man, I'll give you the last opportunity of begging me now...... Or else.......

orelse gini




i will not bribe you!!!!

Nairalane: Join me in my structural thought. It goes thus. People generally believe that the whitemen are wiser and unquestionably superior to we blacks. But sometimes ,they act meaninglessly and unattached to the dictionary of human behaviours. For example, naming a child woodgate, stone, hazard, blunt, churchill, green, sand. The most annoying is tiger woods. If "woods" is d surname, how can i name my son "tiger". Does this make any sense. Despite this personality-debasing whitemen displays, we ourselves still believe that the whitemen are so superior to us. We blacks consider ourselves as less important. For instance, when papadinho and samtolly park their clothes out yesterday and ready for a wash, they wash d white ones first and then to wash the rugged black ones in parallel channel. So, u too practise racism-superiority of the supercilious whitemen above the black. Maybe its natural, hypothetically stated. But i cannot explain. I believe we blacks are gifted, as created by God. Thank God that salvation was made free, the whitemen would have hijack the whole with their mere-haughty colonising spirit and a sublime piece of mysticism. Thank you for your time.

trutalk##


buh we r still not free frm deir shackles of colonialism...


some evn claim dat JESUS is a whiteman ...##asinine idea!!

papindinho: me good o. Eyin nko ma?

am fine sir...

Samtolly4JESUS: Really??

yeah

Vetolips: y nt..secrets r meant to b shared/revealed....*winks*

Fynestboi: [color=indigo]manageable and urs?[/color]

twas great

Samtolly4JESUS: You go see

e o toh beh sir

Samtolly4JESUS: You go see

e o toh beh sir

Vetolips: reading?.. U stil wan do p.jamb ni?.. *juxt askng ni o*..... Mexican / soap opera abi?

lol...i reject p.jamb in a lyf IJN...just reading to kip maself busy ...
yup,soap opera...