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MasterJayJay:
Anyone that is a VIRGIN.

You're right bro.

For me, it's either a virgin or Nothing. I aim to marry a virgin.

Having an intact Pussy that hasn't played host to numerous dicks is a pre-requsiste for me asking for any girl hand in marriage.

saxtaiwo:
FTC again, wow. As usual, I dedicate this to all the genuine and legal hustler in naija, despite the chaotic and harshness of this part of the world you remain resolute in your genuine hustling, may God continue bless and uphold us all, we go soon wash your cars, house, private jet, fulfilled life and all successes with water salute.
God bless you all.

Amen. One love bro!

mrvitalis:
To solve this POS is very easy

Fine banks 5000 per day to be credited to customer if ATM us unable to dispense cash

Simple... If you go to the bank and ATM refuse to pay you because of no money or lack of network you get 5000

Watch how everything would normalize

The problem with Nigeria is lack of consequences for bad actions

You have said it all bro.

The bolded is just the truth...but are we going to continue like this as a people...

If there are consequences in this country, many of our past leaders should be in jail now for embezzling public funds.

If you understand Nigeria, just know you have mental health issues.

If you have hope that Nigeria will ever be great again, just know say na craze dey worry you.

Senior man Elon Musk

Konji na ba$tard.

Instead of raping someone and commiting crime, why don't you help yourself with groundnut oil and your Right or Left hand.

The last time I checked, the latter won't land you in jail, but the former would.

gasparpisciotta:
Triple jeopardy

No N5,000, kill father, lost freedom.

bro, this one pass triple Jeopardy oo.

People won't know what freedom means, until such a person spends a day or two behinds bars, where you will won't see the sun, you won't even know what time of the day it is.

Double wahala if the person has one addiction or the other, the person head go rest.

I value freedom a lot.

Eh no dey hard Nigerian Police to lodge you for their 5star hotel free of charge when you commit a crime.

Come to think of it, why would a 23year old man be demanding money from his father, when he should be the one giving to the old man.

Wetin drugs dey do to youth eh...

Well, I don't have much to say...he will get the 5k in the NPF 5star hotel.


P.S: parents should also tell their Children that money isn't plucked from trees, you work to make money.

And stop giving into every demand your child makes, it make them develop entitlement mentality on time.

Remember you won't always be there for them.

Maybe people don't know the meaning of murder.


Do they think they can kill someone and go free... If you value your freedom, you will stay away from crime.

If person kill person, na Life behind bars if the judge is lenient, else, government go kpai the person.

I know lives were lost, but it's still an accident.

They should just be made to pay a heavy amount to the families of people who lost their love ones.

All these court cases is not necessary if you ask me.

I know lives were lost, but it's still an accident.

They should just be made to pay a heavy amount to the families of people who lost their love ones.

All these court cases is not necessary of you ask me.

Exousiang01:
Your own mother

I can't even imagine what could actually lead a man to do this.
This is demonic...

My mother is like a deity to me, I practically worship her. I can't imagine even having the thought.

This guy is worse than terrorists, atleast terrorists kill people they don't know.
I am sure a terrorist cannot kill his own mother

I'm telling you bro, Mother's are priceless. I cry inside me when I remember I've lost mine. My Mum was my all in all, God bless her Soul and my Late Dad too.

Some people are doomed in this World they came to...what was even going on in his empty head while committing such abomination.

If I get opportunity go that police station he is been held eh, the first place I will kick him is his scrotum, and I will kick it on target. WHAT A USELESS SON!

I bought my Nokia 3310 in 2004 and my Sim card for 15k.

You guys can see why I get angry when small children of these days insult me and other senior men online.

When I was a big boy in the 90s, most of them, their parents haven't even met talk more of getting married, talk more again of conceiving them.

Respect your elders, so your days can be long.

abba190b:
Since the,day I had sex with lady that smells I never feel Hot again. It was devastating experience

boss, the experience can be traumatic. First, your dick go just fall down one time, even if you've attained full and hard rock erection.

And the PTSD there is that you won't think of s*x again untill the shock and trauma leaves you

Encountering a smelly toto is not what I will pray for my worst enemy to encounter.

I don't know why you guys love rubbing powder and Mary Kay on simple talks. Una go wan siddon, come give simple talk heavy make up.

That's why I love my nature, I'm a realist...I just say it the way it is, you may not like it, it's your business.

I take as much as I give.

Oga, tell your babe how the matter be...if she picks offence, then she's is small girl...

At least she will know you love her, do so now before your competitor boyfriends will do it before you.

Before you do that crime, seat down and ask yourself if you can do the time, because hand must touch the person.

So in their mind, they killed a goat that it's were about won't be asked.

They thought burying him will seal everything up, but they're wrong, they will know how wrong they were in prison or when they face the hangman.

RIP young lads.

Parents must be very very careful, emphasis on the word "careful"...

If you know how far childless couples can go to get the fruit of the womb, you will cherish and protect the ones God gave you, even though most of them turn out to be what I can't fathom when they grow up.

Because, oloshos, criminals and all sort of people who are menace to the society are all peoples children, if the parent knew they would turn out that way, they would probably have used protection to above birthing them.

Please if you're a parent, do your part by taking care of your kids, let's leave what they will become in future to God, but you gotta do your own part.

dynicks:
;Dwhy u come dey fear to mention the man's name?.....

lol, it's best not to mention names bro

BoldBrainz:
This Soludo has always seemed like one of those renegade Igbo elites who can betray his race for personal political gains.

I'm not saying he is, it's just how I perceive him to be.

bro, soludo doesn't strike me like someone that can do that.

If anyone can do it, it has to be the Man that came third, and mysteriously came first with the help of the court.

Guy, if them born you well, show your ugly self here!

FutureFocus, come let's do it here!

FutureFocus:
You and who ? Lol

Should be you and your father please

You are really dull, I said ask him, thats not an insult, I only ordered you to ask him a question, seek knowledge when you don’t know! I don’t like dull people that refuse to learn.

Beside I shouldn’t have business with you because I’m not your mate, it’s me and your father that are are probably mate, tell him to give me a fresh mention, I was on my own Jejely before You came for the cobra’s tail, the more you jump in the mud, the more it will splash on him, it’s your fault , but I’m always ready like a loaded gun , I’m not Davido who is unavailable, I Dey GIDIGBA!! im available 24/7 selling even in the midnight , I’m waiting for your father, tell him you have rub him mud on social media , he failed to train you

Fire back . Lol

it's obvious you lack home training. But I won't blame you for that, I blame the people that raised you, they did a poor job..

Run along my boy. You've just missed an opportunity of going back and forth with me.

I still insist that if you're ready, mention me without including anything like father and mother.

I have decided to maintain decorum in this thread, so when you're foolishly mentioning me again, do so in a dead thread.

If you mention me here again, I will Drag you to another thread and deal you a decisive and final blow that will make you contemplate suicide.

FutureFocus:
Guy, I’m not a gentleman even though I’m a good person, this post you made above is for your father , not me

Ask your father what happened to your placenta , ask him what pig did to it , and what happened to the remaining one he recovered from pig

Bring it ON!

Is this all you can come up with. Insulting people's father/mother.

Oga when you're ready for us to face ourselves squarely, give me a fresh mention, and not include parents in it.

I want it to be ME and YOU.

One thing will happen in this thread today, the mods will ban the both of us. As we will hurl insults on ourselves tire.

No one will have room to post any advert today, when me and this idiot will start.

While I agree with the Governor, he should also tamper justice with mercy if at the end of the day, the NPF finishes their investigations a d find out that there was no foul play.

This is an unfortunate incident that we don't pray to repeat itself. There is an unprecedented level of hunger in Nigeria, even the blind can see that.

I think that if no foul play is dictated, they should be made to pay through their nose as compensation to the families that lost their kids.

Nigerians love the fire brigade approach, instead of being proactive. We like to condemn things when it happens, but no one will try to put measures in place to forestall such from happening.

FutureFocus:
Chief , not everyone deserve your attention, I’m sure that guy is dancing right now because you mentioned him, probably his mum just asked him if he won a bet or something, don’t make him happy too much, you are giving him too much hope. You’ll be disappointed if you get to meet him in person , he doesn’t worth your time, I know you what I’m saying

I choose not to reply him cos I see him as a senior man.

I choose to reply you cos you're a fool. So for you mind, you've made sense abi. Hahahaha

Even you sef, if you put a second-hand product and put a ridiculous and criminal price, I will call you out, and if you're ready for me, we will drag ourselves here like I better pass my neighbour generator.

When our Army was still Army, Tunji or what ever the idiot name is would have been long dead

How can an untrained rag-tag blood sucking terrorists be threatening a whole State.

Our gallant troops can finish this man and his gang na, what are they waiting for....

Foreign231:
Omo na today I know say Nigerians no like this man. I was at the airport today and Mr president came arojnd boarding to Ghana. We were boarding to Abuja and was already about to take off when we were told Mr president was around and we needed to wait an extra 1hr before taking off. Omo see curses flying everywhere ontop Mr president head. I was surprised at how much people hates to hear the name “Tinubu”.
It’s a pity.
God bless Nigeria

black man, God bless Nigeria indeed. How can God bless what he didn't create, you would have said may Britain bless their Company called Nigeria.

Nigeria, a backward and expired entity.

And as for people hating Tinubu, na them Sabi, I don't hate the man, though he seems to know what he is doing.

Goodmarlian:
This man get mind oohh e no even fear UGM ...

unknown gunmen no fit do anything. We are talking about the number 1 citizen here, even if it means deploying the whole of the Army to Enugu State to ensure his safety, it will be done.

captaininiobong:
Never rush in Life bro. Never get pressured because of another person success. Just know what you are doing. In a little time you will be fine.

I am in same shoes, you are earning 5k higher than me. What I did was to cut my coat according to my size, instead of living in an apartment of 400 - 450k, you can use half of the money and get a self con. with your kitchen and toilet.


What i did with skills: since Nigerian government has jeopardized us, we wont give up, learn a tech skill. that money you are looking for is online. I can teach you how to design websites and you get paid 100 - 15k per job. Depending on the type of site. I do ecommerce nothing less than 200 - 250k.

When someone said that Nigerian government will add 10 years to the future of student before they see meaningful life. I thought it was a joke. I stopped looking for work and started building my skills.

My bro, just get a course, buy a system nd learn tech skills. Atleast you dont work for all the 24 hours per day. if you devote time and learn, bro you will benefit.

its just that some of us didn't know, that time wasted in the university would have been used to achieve something in one year.

seventhly, Avoid woman for now except your sisters and mum, Women will delay you a bit. Especially the one looking for who will love. Avoid ashawo too. they bring badluck and illuck to struggling person aiming success. Some come with delay immediately u penetrate them as a young hustler.

Everybody grace no be same.

Dont worry about starting a business, learn a skill that will be useful tothe kind of business you want, use it to work for others in the line. Make your money and start yours.

Any one that cares to be useful in life and not depends on our useless government should pick this guy advice.

My life changed when I stopped complaining and rose up to learn an IT skill, I'm a front and back-end developer, I do freelance on Upwork. I also have skill with Klaviyoy and MailChimp, so I help clients set up such

Also I write cold emails and marketing email for clients. I actually paid for my web development classes, I didn't learn on YouTube.

My web design tutor back then was a big boy,"eh dey play, eh dey show", he makes his money online with his skill, so that gingered me to learn it well.

Nigerians are doing well on Upwork, I see the profile of many Nigerians on Upwork, most of them have cashed out 20 to 50k USD, if you doubt me, go to Upwork and verify.

Before you ask me to teach you how Upwork works, go to google and YouTube, they have rich informations, that's how I learnt mine.

But make no mistakes, SERIOUS MONEY DEY UPWORK.

Skooltynz:
Imagine an elite billionaire humbling himself to the level of the lowest in the society, this man has proven beyond doubt that he loves his country and willing to serve the common man, may God grant his heart desire[b]true power comes from above[/b] God bless the true patriots of Nigeria

Only for developed Countries . Countries were you can't even have chance to rig, cos everything go dey play like film.

We all know who gives power in Nigeria

jaybeesneh:
una be mumu for here sha. Since when has a Nigerian ever bought something at the very price that was stated before without negotiating? So I should put 20k so as to give you the liberty to come and price 10k for something that was bought for 34k and barely even used? Again, some of una mumu for here.

oga, you're a big fool. Even if you no put price, if I'm interested in what you're selling, I go still tell you the 20k, you no go beat me na.

The claim that you've barely used it doesn't make it a brand new product, and as such you have no right to want to sell it at 30k.

It makes you a thief which I wouldn't want to believe you're. Though you're portraying yourself as one.

TGreatGatsby:
Comrade tell am, money answereth all things.

Even the bible said it.

Make una forget talk oo, I don confirm am say Money dey stop nonsense, and it forces people to respect you.

For this life, just try make money...not necessarily Dangote type of money, but just be okay, people no go dey mess with you.