₦airaland Forum

SmartPolician:
Abeg that babe too fine. Davido, you really enter market find beta babe.

Davido gat taste. I just love that guy. He is rich, famous and generous. Such qualities dey hard to find with people of his class.

Make she sha keep gynaecologist ready, hot water and neat towel to press her Abuna, cos her Abuna go get serious injury.

I don talk am before, Oyibo no get issue walahi. Their working government provides them with almost everything, so they have nothing else bothering them, that's why they come up with crazy ideas every now and then.

The last thing on the mind of a struggling Nigerian who Tinumbu has used hunger to finish their life is how to fvck. Na food then need now!

I decided to visit the market yesterday, and I just can't explain why commodities I bought 5months back have all added over 300% in prices.

Chevrolet076:
Bought 6 months ago for 34k, want to sell now for 30k

the thing tire me bro, I wish him good sales sha

jaybeesneh:
TV box for Sale at 30k.
Bought new from Jumia six months ago, but barely used.

4gb/128gb

Receipt and pack available.

Location: Igando, Alimosho.

0802 112 9061

you bought it 34, and you insist on selling it 30k...una dey try for here oo.

It's plain idiocy to pray for an expired product.

The only way is for the country to be dismembered!

princefrank76:
Na colabo. 💯

bro, that thing strong oo. I won't advise anyone to take it.

Something that if you take, you will be seeing yourself, not knowing it's still you, na that time the spirit of Colos go dey tell you wetin to do.

Person don take Colos jump down from 3Storey bulding.

Two things are likely involved. It's either her useless Son has visited a babalawo who deceived him that killing his mum will bring him riches. Riches he will get in jail.

OR


Nigga overdosed on Colos or any other hard drugs.

flyinnizam:
not me.....must be you dat is a gold digger... she's too ugly for me

no reasonable person ever makes mockery of another cos of their looks...

Autocooling1:
1.5horse power AC for sale

Working perfectly with gas in it

Location Surulere /Lawanson, Lagos
180k
Slightly negotiable
0704 448 6102, WhatsApp no 09091335433

Passat for sale 2.4 million, no issues buy and drive, location Lawanson/Surulere Lagos
Call 0704 448 6102,09091335433

who will give you 2.4 for that old-fashioned rickety nonsense you call car. You guys should be realistic at times.

If you manage see 1.1 or 1.2 collect am oo. No go dey mumu yourself.

flyinnizam:
Dapo daughter very ugly..na wa

but you will still accept her proposal if she ask you to marry her...

For this life, strive for success, eh get why...

No one will respect you if you don't have money!

In the midst of jollyfication, always see brutal danger

That's how Niggas roll. God no fit allow me make I loose guide!

Nigerians deserve what they're getting from their leaders and even more.

It's possible. She will even accept to marry the Son of a sitting President.

When talk enter money matters, na that time poor man go wan wee wee! From Wewe, na Otilo oo!

Poverty is not and can never be a good thing.

If you like go dey rub shoulders with them. In few days time you go know WhatsUp.

They're armed with foreign currencies. If then close eye change 5K dolls to Naira, then go shut down any club dem enter. The balling go be on another level.

Lol, as the army come take over power, them think say eh go easy for them. Their Country problems come hover them, instead of finding solutions, they turn around accusing other countries of being responsible for their wahala

Typical of the Army.

zero8zero:
If you watched the video and you have been badmouthing Nigeria, may God forgive you. To you, these things can only happen in Nigeria but everything is rosy in other countries. The guy in the video even called Canada a poor country. They were queuing under the rain for hours to collect Palliatives.


NB; To those complaining about the link, open below.

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Giveaway was announced in a city in Canada to cater for 1000 households for Christmas. Guess what? 15,000 individuals showed up and WAITED for hours in the rain. But unfortunately, only 2000 got food, and the rest got nothing.
No Stampede pic.twitter.com/RJ5OkNQcVs

— Lauretta Onochie (@Laurestar) December 28, 2024

can you compair a local fowl like Nigeria to a great country like Canada.

Vickieflo:
Bro wey dey on dread police dear not touch him but make normal pikin try am na agbako you jam nothing you wan tell me far boi dey smoke igbo

if you be police or soldier, fear go allow you touch the son of an ex-minister, not even a serving one oo.

That's the easiest way to loose ones job

Ikepazu still looks fresh!

Kids with guaranteed future. While the hungry ones here on Nairaland will be talking trash and defending them 24/7.

Why should we even believe a man that took power with the barrel of a gun...

With these nonsense I'm seeing, Nigerians even deserve more than they're already getting from their leaders.

Suffer head no dey tire them. They obviously cam to collect crumbs from their Master that put them in a tight condition, while having the best of fun in the World with his Family, he tells them to persevere that everything will be alright.

But if you're telling me to persevere, you shouldn't be living an extravagant lifestyle with your family.

If you're telling me that everything will be alright, I suppose see signs that things will get better.

Sofrosh:
HP Elitebook 850 G6

Operating system: WINDOWS 11 PRO
INTEL CORE I5 FAST PROCESSOR (Processor Up to 4.5 GHz max boost clock with Intel Turbo boost system, 12 MB L3 cache, 8 threads)

Memory: 12GB RAM
Internal drive: 256GB SSD
Display: 39.6 cm (14.0" diagonal, FHD (1366 x 768), micro-edge, anti-glare, 220 nits, 45% NTSC
Graphics: Integrated: INTEL FHD Crystal Clear Graphics
Ports
1 SuperSpeed USB Type-C 5Gbps signaling rate
2 SuperSpeed USB Type-A 5Gbps signaling rate
1 HDMI 1.4b
1 AC smart pin
1 headphone/microphone combo
Expansion slots
1 multi-format SD media card reader
Camera: HP True Vision 720p HD camera with integrated dual array digital microphonesAudio features: Dual speakersKeyboard: Full-size, jet black keyboard with numeric keypadWireless: Realtek RTL8821CE 802.11a/b/g/n/ac (1x1) Wi-Fi® and Bluetooth® 4.2 comboPower supply type: XMR x D x H): 35.85 x 24.2 x 1.79 cmWeight 1.69 kg

N/B: PLEASE IT'S NOT A CLEARANCE SALE RATHER A DISTRESSED ONE.

PRICE: 370K SLIGHTLY NEGOTIABLE

Omo, I like this your lappy. If 200k can work, I will be glad to take over ownership.

Fiyin123:
Not emotional blackmail, how can I blackmail with my age? The moment you hear 20 year old farmer, your attention is drawn to the post immediately even if you arent interested in what I have...its called marketing. I'm stating the facts around my business that may give me an edge and trying to get people to patronise a young upcomer. Don't you think me going into farming is much better than being a fraudster? Trying to hustle my own way and instead of motivation, I'm being downcast...Merry Christmas and shame on you and the person you quoted.

bro, your approach is counter-productive. In this World, I think it's only your family that gives a fvck about us. No one cares!

Do you know you can loose potential clients just because you put your age there.

I for one feel it's totally irrelevant for you to put your age.

People are too busy to read or need irrelevant details from you.

Except you're doing it to get sympathy...so people will be like "oh, a 20yr old boy is hustling well, leme just buy his eggs for 5k or 6k to support his business. I can't believe young boys of this age can do this...instead of doing the yahoo yahoo his mates are doing, he decided to hustle legit.

Abia State government under H.E Governor Alex Otti Should carry out parliatives work on that road till the FGN is ready to intervene. This is necessary to avoid a repeat of this rather unfortunate incident.

RIP to the dead.

Propaganda

Okay.

Who has a digital Camcorder for sale should quote me. Thank you

kayttah:
But bandits/kidnappers were openly displaying proceeds from their evil works, doing giveaways etc and police couldn't apprehend 'em... This country, nawa oh

my brother, can you revive a spoilt beans and make it fit for consumption again? You can't, and I Can't.

Nigeria can be likened to a spoilt pot of bean, it can never be redeemed. A country made by man with no direction.

If you're among those who think the country will get better someday, oga/madam, you go wait tire!

The country is just on a free fall.

The police is just damaging its reputation more

No sensible court should hear this kind of case as it amounts to a waste of the precious time of the court.

If you get money, leave 9ja immediately, if you no get money, hustle more and leave the country.

This country dey fear me everyday.

What Kind of Nonsense is this na? Make una free that manchi.

Wida Una eyes dere!

[Wike also directed that police approval must be obtained for future public palliative distributions to prevent similar tragedies.

So what are you guys doing to reduce to the lowest minimum the rate at which people rush for parliatives

People are hungry, hence the rush to get free cups of rice...

Menclothing1:
Nigeria will be great

Yeah, But only in your dreams.. keep voting in mugus and expect anything to change.

stunnert:
Another foolish woman

yeah is, some people don't know how to talk, the woman would have still said what she said without mentioning Names.