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bitchcrafts:
Ykno this is what I was saying... Mk I support op, add this one for dem ladies...

If you ever got in a situation where your say frying pan caught fire out of negligence or out of being carried away chatting on Nairaland and you don't have the fire extinguisher handy, first step is to calm down, turn off the cooker, get your salt, pour in the burning fire and see the fire get put out like magic!

Don't ever use water, ever! or risk getting your face charred!

wow nice one .

onstelly:
Nice one op

thanks,more coming

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FlawlesRebirth02:
.lolz••••i started having thoughts that am a KENYA- born-NIGERIAN,,if u see the way I TIRE race

lol..'run for you life'marathon races are normally funny,you won't even know when you jump a 10ft tiled fence.I can till remember the way an ostrich gave me a marathon race@in south Africa.the way I jumped the iron fence is something I can't figure out.

fiyin015:
ostriches and turkeys can scare people enh...

lol..turkey is one troublesome bird.but bro,if ostrich chase u,or kick you.that's the day you will know there are evil birds roaming this earth

FlawlesRebirth02:
Remember d day COW pursue me•••i run pass CAR

hahahalol..I can imagine you running..screaming Jesus!Jesus!!Jesus!!!

fiyin015:
You too can go and try it on the beach... just look for a wild animal or very poisonous snake...to chase u across...don't forget to post the pics on NL o...gud luck bro

u wicked o..well I've been chased by an ostrish before.it wasn't funny at all.

fiyin015:
dats d work of adrenalin o my bro... u can turn to jet li self if u see threat or dangerous animal

lol...that's true,but that's make me walk on water,lol

Fear can make you do anything..lmao

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Hagm0nd:
nice thread op.

thanks..,more coming

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Uhmm...it seems no one is interested in this.

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raph101:
Make I Park 4here, lemme get a drink, cos I need some of this stuff.

welcome

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KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#0099ff]Hmmmm. Strange dude on the internet,let me explain something 2 you
❤Attraction plays a big role in so we involve ourselves with
....And that guy is hawt!!! I would definitely get involved with him.
❤Financial situations can be improved on.
I chose B ....B and B again! [/color]

ok. YOU WIN

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffc400]it aint just his sbs,I like all of him [/color]

hmm.love lemme tell you what $100m can do for you.
1)buy a house in LA worth $10m.
2)buy a private jet worth $25m.
3)buy any expensive car of your choice under $300.000.
4)buy a cloth line in madrid spain worth $50.000.
Then u know what to do with the rest.
Babe i've got abs and biceps but that's not what my lady will eat o

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#0099ff]B....B....Bbbbb!!! [/color]

lol..u prefer abs to $100mil!.! .u must be high on lipton

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halfricanadian:
B ni o e can become a super model nd earn well

darling,not every guy with abs gets to have a contract with modelling agencies.so its better u go for the ugly guy that is already a self made billionaire o

Which would u go for?

Lol..some bank staffs are just too mean.

osomegbe:
Four snakes attacking a house. Something must be fishy there.

i hope u are not one of the goons that believe in witch craft.