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armyofone:
Phew!! Dangerous amu
Mariangeles Munzy
Come and put mouth here - sis oku na ezioku ? Bring plantain and fried eggs to share.

whats your dick size

Ready100:
The last nigeria lady I bleeped was smelling of horse semen, I shouted " grandma, why doing this to me??" She said "son I'm your Mom. now you know why Grandpa died earlier. .

I don't think I will ever Bleep a Nigeria girl again

raw or condom?

stunnert:
I remember one time I fvcked one mama so good she told me the last time her coochie got expanded that much was during childbirth

whats your dick size?

cococandy:
This forum is just full of nonsense and anyhow posts.
Things that don’t matter being used as topics of debate. Almost like the general IQ on NL streets is in the toilet.

Let’s sit and discuss how married people do things for each other and whether it’s appropriate or not. So irritating and xtupid.

i know you will support her. Witch. When its a woman, they won't see you. But when its a man, you will come out all guns blazing to defend your silly gender.

zionstaar75:
of course you'll start seeing even guys who prostrate for their girlfriend coming here to form macho.i live I my house pay 85% of the bills and my wife can send me on errands if I'm not doing anything. Do you guys know the meaning of marriage? U want Nigeria to be like USA and UK but our men shouldn't behave like their men abi.Its poor people that have inferiority complex that think like this.if u don't like this please get a maid pay for her and bring her to stay and help out

what did she cook for you? I suspect jollof rice mixed with her menses

Slynation:
Your brother is a finished man...Seems like the wife sponsored their wedding.

And I think his wife just wanna show you that your brother is under the influence of kayamata and there is nothing you can do about it...

If you persists and keep going there : I see her chaining you under the influence of kayamata as well and sending you to wash plates and pots...!!

whats the most foolish thing youve done for a girl?

JONNYSPUTE:
..... Kai. It's a shame. Smh. What happens to honey pls can you help out with so and so?

Why not atleast allow him discuss with his brother? Must we always show our stupidity just to prove a point? Nawa o.

Anyways as a man,always try to be the problem in your home.

have you begged for sex b4

Monaboo:
This is Funny but it happens.

But it depends on how she says it.

If I marry and I decide to do such, I would say it this way.

"Please honey, can u kindly help me check if the provision woman is at the shop. I would have gone but I'm so tired".

I will also say it calmly as if I want to faint

Believe me, no husband will refuse going and even if his family members are there, they won't feel bad.

The family members may even decide to go sef

P.S
It's Vice Versa. Same way the husband can use same strategy and send the wife message in the presence of her people and won't look controlling.

shut up there. Liar

wiseone28:
That's what my ex did..


I went to barb she went to wash her hair.

After i was thru with my own i waited for her to be done.

Though we were not very far from the hostel, rain suddenly start drizzling.

She tell me to run and remove her clothes outside before rain wet it.

The kind eye i looked her she respect herself

I refused to go after we left there i cautioned her.

you are a useless fellow

JoshB92:
Sometimes it's not about bread winner or juju, it's about the mumu love you allowed from the start, when a man shows too much care and love this gender seems to jump and feed on that thereby making it a trap to get you whenever you need them and if care not properly taken, it will grow into the marriage and you won't be able to control it, by then you go think sa na love but na mumuness. I had this girl that I literally do most of the things for whenever she comes visiting, from doing the cooking myself (cus I love cooking) to serving her the food, but this girl so enjoyed this to the point that she expects me to bring her water, after that she expects me to help her pack the plates she used in eating, she will sit down and be like please help me bring this and that, long story short the day I changed it for her she was more than shocked, she vex go her papa house and I no send since then dem no born her well, even the food sef o dy hungry

you've been a mumu

Richy4:

When I was reading that, I was just smiling thinking about what my 2 immediate elder sisters would have done... Pitbulls would be really proud

you look like a mugu and simp to me

mariahAngel:
Thank you.

What was she trying to prove, using her husband to shine?
She could've beckoned her husband to come close, then whispered her request into his ear, but no, she had to show herself.

If she could do that in front of her husband's younger sibling, then she could probably do that in front of a random guest.

you know, have always known you as an enabler of female excesses. For the first time, you commented like a reasonable human being

Kaycee7:
No be everything wey appear with light na angel. Even devil dey disguise sometimes. No be me talk am, na so im dey for Bible.
Lucifer fit dey whine you laidis

are you born again?

GloriousGbola:
Any jungle scenes though? It's not a rock movie without a jungle scene.
Abeg Give pierce brosnan some credit too.

your best bond actor?

pu7pl3:
Lucifer sef dey see the future

if lucifer could see the future, definitely he knows when jesus is coming back

Zombieland

I wish Ryan Reynolds was in this film. It would have been funny, funnier, funniest. Man got that wicked sense of humor. All in all, it was eye catching.

mostob:
You don talk am finish.
As Jesus dey lead the press in front, Partey dey block their midfielders and then there are Saliba and Gabby in defence. If at all the opponent manage to pass these people, there is Rammy at the back. I really wish our B team could be at least half as efficient as the main team
Turner

Tomiyasu
Holding
Cedric
Tierney

Elneny
Lokonga
Vieira

ESR
Nketiah
Marquinhos

There is still Nelson who I still think is better as a winger than ESR

what happened to smith rowe of last season?

BlueRayDick:
New meme alert !

its called snake dance. Originated in india

ObaIgwe1:
Gabriel Jesus has Never Lost a Premier League match in which he has scored in.

Scored in 50 PL matches with
47 wins
3 draws
0 losses

If we can just get Jesus to score... Our chances of winning the match increases

coincidence

Jodera:
The thing be say Partey is one hell of an underrated player even by pundits. I see people calling best players in his position and his name must always be absent.

I just love it that way sha. Man is so much the complete package, let him continue being underrated, na we las las dey enjoy am

can we say he's in the class of makelele

Oasis007:


LMFAO...... presently 3rd on Nairaland FPL standing too. Make una calm down.

What do gain in the end. I've never played FPL before?

I watched a repeat of the derby and Atletico completely outplayed real in that match. Its been a norm for los blancos and ancelotti. Play below par, get results. No matter what. The rojiblancos were just unlucky not to have gotten the result they want.

Bombblacks:
I have Brazil as my favorite as well with Portugal as dark horse. Portugal have a capable squad from defense to attack. Germany have not been convincing entirely under flick and I don't see France doing it back to back.

argentina is winning it

Pulisic wrote a book. Who read it?

Where is scholes and stam

Culer:
are you high on something?
When did Bellingham and saka become ideal left wingers? Bellingham kwa

saka that can play both wings is not ideal. its you that is high.

Kollins11:
I conquered Sapa/poverty 6 years ago.
I'm only allergic to dirty kpekus

can you suck clean kpekus

raumdeuter:
Mention one highly rated striker that does not score a lot

Haaland has minimal number of touches and he is currently one of the best strikers in the league now

firmino in his prime

Kilishihunter:
Exactly what I wanted to say, He's similar with the pace, power and drifting wide and inside to hit the ball with power though I see Fati as a better dribbler than him, Ferran is the one who resembles villa the most with his movements and exploiting space but his end product is sadly the nonfactor

ferran is low budget danny welbeck

BlaqFaze:
I see fati more like David Villa

ha! easy with the heresy. David villa of all people. What happen to pedro, bojan krkic

Kilishihunter:
With the way things are looking I'm sure we'll soon move for a LW in the transfer market albeit a younger one cause I still see Fati's future as a main striker rather than an inside forward due to his injury woes and we know Dembele/Raphinha are more comfortable on the RW

jadon sancho, jude belligham, saka