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bignoisemaker:
2. Helper

with a girlfriend, most chores are off our necks. I can't imagine myself washing the dishes [petty job] when i have loads of work to think of at the office. Although it's also fun doing chores with your partner during leisure time. Girlfriends can also assist financially.

which girl in 2018 does chores?? these girls who cant switch on a stove without whinging for africa? are you crazy??

gbenyi:
You have two girlfriends, one loves you more than the other. But you love the other more than the one that loves you. If you were to choose your favorite, who among the two would you pick?

That's the question

the one who loves me more than the other. even if i dont love her more. coz i believe in loving who i marry and not marrying who i love.

gbenyi:
Lol, sorry, ok let's use 'she'. Even if she isn't up to your standard?

but that was not the question.

anyways, once you "love" someone you're the one not up to the other's standard. i mean, whoever loves is the more desperate one and the weaker one in the relationship. the one who loves less has more power coz they can walk away anytime.
so loving someone is really putting yourself in a weak position.

hahn:
The same god that gave her the cancer?

did you see god take the cancer, wrap it and address it to her?

demulepaul:
Jisosssssssssssssssss

i was a bit too much wasnt i?

donstan18:
Your siggi is as funny as fvck

lol here is the full message:

highqueen:
you are simply a nuisance, condemned and rejected by his kinsmen, who wants to test what being stupid and foolish is by vomiting nonsense on NL, you are a dummy ubunja,idiotic one at that.keep hating your fellow guys that are way better than your gayass.

donstan18:
Your siggi is as funny as fvck

the way the girls here insult is out of this world. never met females so angry

horlahwaley:
no vex ehn, it happens...

it does

horlahwaley:
is it ur space see head

yes. when i started typing i was FTC. it pissed me off.

QueenSuccubus:
Yeaaah... Well, in some part of Indonesia, it's different ooo..they bathe the dead every year and allow them walk around using a black magic..

now this is some next level madness. isnt indonesia also into head shrinking their dead?

gbenyi:
Why? Even if he's old, broke or doesn't meet up to your standard?

why do people keep thinking im a woman

horlahwaley:
.

continue Space Booker. you'll even book your own burial space.

the one who loves me is the one i choose.

romenna:
such gifts are not allowed in my relationship. my girl will not dare accept such rubbish. wat an insult!

i once slapped a girl for accepting a gift from her Ex BF. i dont tolerate nonsense. accept a gift from an ex and prepare for an ass whooping from me.


even Paul exorcised a demon that praised him. its not about the gift but about the source.

i have never even put my GF's pic on even my whatsapp, not to talk of status updates on social media. my GFs complain until they give up.

its not good to be lonely but its good to learn to be alone without feeling lonely

lol only in Nollywood the movie says "10 years later", and the person will still be wearing the same clothes.
we used to have a good laugh on that one

jaykins:
08182153997, I will be expecting your call, Mr Ancestor

good. now breathe in deeply and hold your breath. dont exhale until i call you.

Segzee1:
Use your brain guy, it is not there for decoration

mine is for decoration. i think with my ass

QueenSuccubus:



This is juz crazzzy sha..I really hate going to funerals..what more if the dead is welcoming you as you enter to their house sitting in a chair

they like this kind of shìt in mexico and brazil. its creepy as hell.

jaykins:
You no tell me say you get another mission. click here to see my phone number: https:///2lEZhFL

tell me when you get serious about seeing my ancestors' bones and i'll send you.

jaykins:
You no get shame, you dey use your ancestors brag at this age and time. Wetin you want use my number do

Just post your number and stop dancing around.

jaykins:
Show me the bones, make I see, do you even know your ancestors?

post your number and i will send you pics.

jaykins:
You no know say the blood of your ancestors don dry tey tey

okey. by the bones of my ancestors. better

doctorkush:
kilode.. epe

what

jaykins:
Wetin happen now, why you dey curse person wey give you news.... receive your own now: Your Father

do you call that news?

your title is misleading. i curse you for it with the blood of all my ancestors combined. may you die young without children and your grave swept away and your bones end up in a rubbish dump.

she should take over the job and mow the lawn
if a dude posted a video blowing a fan to cool a woman in the kitchen the blaady feminists would be foaming at the mouth with anger

mow the lawn woman.!!!

nice, but number 1? we see thigh gaps everyday since women wear trousers these days.
or sorry. im in SA. i see in nigeria women wear a lot of african attire there. mmhhmm

men should love women and women should respect men and voilá its happiness all round.

mablie:
Hello again.This post of yours perfectly illustrates exactly what also happened to the Indian-American comedian Aziz Ansari

its called the Thermidor Effect. when enough men have been accused of rape, then all men will see that its only a matter of time before THEY are also accused.the more men are accused of rape the more every man is seen as a rapist-in-waiting. later on, every man will be seen as a rapist who just hasnt been accused. and to save their own heads men will kill the feminist movement.

every radical movement ends up killing itself. the Revolution ALWAYS eats itself because sooner or later it becomes personal for everyone.

tunjilana:
very true...And if u dont make urself that man she submits to either by command or play play...u just discover she is running all decisions thru some other guy out there whom she respects a lot...that guy cud be a pastor, Imam, sugar daddy,boy frd or whatever

i once cheated with a married woman and i would tell her on which days to have sex with her husband. i told her i wanted that pvssy tight and dry and she always did what i told her.

with my own woman if she tells me she has a headache or what not i still fvck her. i have a total mistrust of women as a group and i make sure not to make it easy for any woman to play me.