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Jokes Etc / Re: If Pepper Is Pepperish,and If There Is Too Much Of Maggi What Do We Say? by Mishae: 8:16pm On May 01, 2015
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Jokes Etc / Re: See Weitin Happen After I Sex Two Different Babes... by Mishae: 7:56pm On May 01, 2015
ghetto44:
Ok I yansh Happiness on Thursday last 2wks,she really bring Happiness to my life.....I chop bet Saturday, Sunday (2ticket) and Monday. Blessing from Happiness toto




Tuesday I con yansh Amina, chai Amina na witch ooh...... so Saturday come I say make I stake,I stake 10k from my gain (I really harmer sha with Happiness Obo) all my game cast choi 10k just go like that ...... Sunday come I say make I recover so I stake 3k to chop 13k yet e turn red,since then I never chop and I don go back to school cry


Shey make I share money to Happiness?
Shey make I dey only yansh Happiness?
Shey make I tell Amina about her badluck Obo? But how na?



Abeg make una help me table this mara

seems you have no respect for others,and you can't keep to yourself,
Jokes Etc / Re: Read N Laff:- A Collection Of Hilarious Jokes by Mishae: 4:44pm On May 01, 2015
VanTee20:
#17
Akpors has been admiring his neighbor’s wife for long. She always give him
this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Akpors didn’t know how to approach the
lady to tell her of his desires because she’s married.

One day the lady herself
approached Akpors alone in his apartment.

AKPORS: Hello.

LADY: Hi.

AKPORS: Is everything
alright?

LADY: Yes. Just need little
help from you (Smiling
seductively).

AKPORS: Wow! Anything for the angel.

LADY: I…I…I…just don’t
know how to say this. I’ll be so ashamed ƒ myself if I ask and you say no.

AKPORS: Oh my lady. you
don’t have to. I am ready to do anything for you.

LADY:You know, it’s been over 3 weeks since my husband travelled…

AKPORS: Yes! Yes! Yes!

LADY: And even when he’s around, he has some…
(pause for a while) he has
some disabilities…

AKPORS: oh poor
you… You must have been going through hell!

LADY: I know you’ll be
stronger than him…

AKPORS: Sure.

LADY: Can you help me?

AKPORS: Wow! Now? Sure, I’m ready if you are ready.

LADY: Oh thank goodness! that’s why I came to you. Can you help me
carry our deep freezer
from our kitchen to the next street for repairs?. grin
quite funny this does it.
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh It Out by Mishae: 12:48pm On Apr 15, 2015
Well thought out

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