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190-the-clown:
^ask me ohh!!

it isnt supposed to be here in the first place, that [b]godamn [/b]sexkillz moved it here

Goddamn

*Shollypopz:
Will u guys post the IDs of ppl that are coming??

Is this during December period??

Doesn't sound like fun to me. No party?? So someone that is interested, will just go the the beach to talk to NLers??

To

Agiliti: the beach is crazy

Bîtch

coupe-boy:
Hello fellows, i have been married since 2008 till date and my wife hasn't been able to give me a child. By God's grace we have done all the recommended test,and d result is still same thing. As a result of the resent test we did,we were placed on sum supplements tabs which we are now taking. B4 we got married, we dated for 2yrs and den tie the nut. Throughout dat dating period she took in only once. The prob now is: WHY IS THE PREGNANCY NOT COMING Pls i need ur candid inputs. No insult. God bless u as u do.

Then tied

hornipipe: am
Now go chop shit!

Pritheeann: 2 qreedy...

Greedy

martyns303: Women tend to have this submissive attitude, looking from the outside she may appear classic and strong but on the inside she's a regular chick under a guy. Would u have ever laid hands on Rihanna if u were dating her? But see how chris beats her up senseless, I bet its not the first time he did it but I guess that particular one was too much, still is she not running back to him? If not for the way the media blew the thing outta proportion am sure nobody would have heard about it.

I'm or I am!!!!!

AmeboGist: Our very own sultry singer Ms Tiwa Savage just recently made a public appearance with her boo/Manager/Business Partner (Booanatner), they looked totally and deeply in-love but word on the street is that things weren't always this rosy, before the made their romance public TeeBillz(as he is fondly called) beats up Tiwa for little things like missed vocal notes, if she performance and doesn't look at him just before she gets on stage or if she eats too much. It got so bad that at a stage, Tiwa had to briefly move out of the apartment they share at 1004. In our own mind this crazy, Dear Tiwa if you are reading this, GET OUT OF THAT FUCKING RELATIONSHIP. DonJazzy arms are waiting and calling dear.

http://amebogistdotorg..com/2012/10/tiwa-savage-victim-of-spousal-abuse.html

Performs

Mynd_44: I wished I could fûcking do this. I really with but you are of low quality and your mental ability equates to zilch. You ain't in my fûcking class and betting into a brawl with your lazy, no good, maggot infested, air filled cranium is a waste of time and a waste of energy. You know why? Cos you are a waste of skin, your breathing in of oxygen is a big waste you just compound the world's trouble with your co2.
I won't blame you though, the best part of you ran down your father's legs

Wish

hornipipe: lol i had to take a break but am back now

I'm or I am

Una be fool: you were correcting with virtually no senses in your brain. From my sentences, it was "No! Adam was the cause of his problem. And most of us are often the curse of our problems" & you think I don't know what I did there! English changes by the day and not all about the use of right choice of words

Of THE right

Destroy not "distroy"

acidtalk: Ah! Its the teachers at the Nigh School I attended you will blame oh and not me. Instead of teaching us they gave us break and beans to hawk for them.

Bread

190-the-clown:
[color=RED]Okay this thread was opened with the sole intention of the OP
To pass a message to the general female folks so they could change their respective ways

The target audience -----> NIGERIAN GIRLS

Lets go!

List 5 bad habits of Nigerian girls

I'll go first

1) Nagging, whining, bitchiness, jealousy, suspicion, clinginess, neediness, controlling behaviour, crying...
2) They drink too much, Nigerian girls could finish 6 big stout, one bottle of hennessy add 6 Jugs of palm wine on top
3) Insecurities and over analyzing situations, they eat too much- an average Nigerian girl eats 7 times a day weighing over 80KG per year
4) drama drama drama, nagging, whining, too much gossip,
5) and lastly their love for money is too much - CHEIII, Nigerian girls could sell their father, monther includin their brothers just for money!!


List yours- if you derail this thread may GOD DERAIL your prayers too [/color]

Mother

onila: am a virgin

I'm or I am

candygosh: Op am confused o

I'm or I am

tobechi20: 9ce. Ure one of the few who undastand my post.am not saying we shoud avoid women and not marry. Am asking for caution to prevent irrevesible consequence.

Understand
I'm or I am
Should
Irreversible

Una be fool: Did Eve force Adam to eat the forbidden fruit! No! Adam was the cause of his problem. And most of us are often the curse of our problems but blindly put the blame on women

Every reasonable man should know how to overcome temptations & avoid being a woman wrapper

Cause

acidtalk: Saying you are correct is an understatement.
Last week a female friend came over for the weekend. She stuck to the remote like her life depended on it. Me being someone who can count how many times I surn on my tv in a month didn't bother.

Only for her to suggest to that I should buy the PVR Decorder so that next time she can record a style tv show while not missing an E! Programme. I felt like spitting acid in her face and working her out of my house if not for God.

This is someone that was practically begging I add more than 50%of the amount for her to buy her ticket back.

Long story short, she felt she was enjoying by sketching out styles from the TV and clintching to the remove control.

In my mind I knew she might Never marry with such nasty behavior.

Clinching

acidtalk: Saying you are correct is an understatement.
Last week a female friend came over for the weekend. She stuck to the remote like her life depended on it. Me being someone who can count how many times I surn on my tv in a month didn't bother.

Only for her to suggest to that I should buy the PVR Decorder so that next time she can record a style tv show while not missing an E! Programme. I felt like spitting acid in her face and working her out of my house if not for God.

This is someone that was practically begging I add more than 50%of the amount for her to buy her ticket back.

Long story short, she felt she was enjoying by sketching out styles from the TV and clintching to the remove control.

In my mind I knew she might Never marry with such nasty behavior.

Walking

baddiguy: Pot belly = Evidence of good living (by Nigerian standards, of course).
Six packs = The so-called sexy guy who works out a lot to stay fit (and attract women)

Both categories lick a lot of beer, devour isi-ewu like no man's business, and may or may not be rich/broke.
There is actually no real way to prove that men who have the belly of a 6-month pregnancy have more money than men who have relatively flat and sexy stomach, and vice-versa. But the issue here is about finding out which of the above will make a guy more attractive to our women.

Babes! Which of the two would you prefer?
Guys! Which of the two would you rather have?

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