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nickz:
step 1: bring your sim outa ya phone


step 2:leave it under sun for7 days

step3:in the midnight come out nakedcall the person name 3 times
step 4:apply 1 drop of goya annointing oil on golden panel
step 5:spray tb joshua holy water callin the persons maiden name
step 6:put sim back in phone and see miracle??

very funny

[quote author=phelanor post=38265059]wow that is almost my story. I've been a guest since 2008. I thing I even registered then but forgot d log in details. but just recently created a new one. nairaland is easy to Meister. just read and flow with it. I'll be glad to help[/quote

I am glad to know that I am not the only 1 with dsame story. I am ready to learn. Thanks

Thanks to you all.

I have been a guest on Nairaland, I use to come in and read the latest news until I decided to register as new member dis month, so can someone pls tutor me how to start, I mean how to go about being a Nairaland member. I have to Google search before I learnt how to post dis topic.

Dis gal just reminds me of my Theo, my first love that left me some yrs ago. Take heart sweetie. Its not easy