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Funny post.. Funny comments. Lol

Funny post.. Funny comments. Lol

AkinPhysicist:
I hope he learns his lesson and reduce his consumption of alcohol and meat/suya (protein). Nigerians are not learned that is why whenever they have a disease they go around blaming 'village people' whatever that means.

And most importantly why thank God? You should rather be thanking Medical SCIENCE for saving your a$$ - donate money to a medical endowment so that we can do more medical research.

MUGU PARK

EHMIR:
Reporting live for NCA,middle east zonal office,jordan.



The ever hard working ugwu exporters are good at other things apart frm smuggling drugs

YEYE dey smell.



Mugu in Nairaland

yusufogrin:
Shattap ur mouth.......,,can u count how many sticks u don lick..........and na still continuous.................. Dem still poke one 15yrs old girl for ma next door yesternite....,..,,,,@op........just get dis drug ,MISOPROTOL........,,,,make sure u buy it from a close pharmacy cuz dey may ask u for hospital ishh or if u can fake one..........d drug will remove d pregnancy in 4hrs and its safer than d nonsense I don't dey see on dis thread........,,remember,,,,,,,,,,,if ur sperm wan drop next time,,,,,,quickly remove ur kondo....,,

Don't insult me OK, cus I did not remember talking to u, d best and safe Way is to go to d hospital for a proper abortion, drugs can damage her womb or she may loose her life.

firestar:
It is not proper MissEfe. Please take it down.

ok

Keep ur mouth shut if u don't know, than to come here with silly replies, what if d op heed all dis advice and find himself in a bigger trouble.
I don't know what Nairaland is turning into dis days. .
U dis op if u are not ready for pregnancy and you don't know you way to the hospital for a D&C then u are not suppose to be having s*x.

Nairaland pipo I taya for una paro, persin com ask una 4 advice una just dey kick am up and down like say him b football. How many of una b Virgin 4 hia, abeg una no try at all, una no want make dis guy enjoy wetin una Don dey do tay tay.

Guy I Sure say u go Don do d tin already, since u post dis Mata for ground, but if u never make any move, make u comot shame 4 ya eye, move go meet d babe for wia she dey, carry ya hand put for her back, I sure say d babe Don dey wait make u come near am self, from dia tell am wetin go sweet am for her mind, like: "baby u look so sexy tonight, your perfume smells nice" u go dey touch her small small ooh, 4rom dia carry ur mouth go near her mouth com try kiss her, she go shakara 4 u small , na so we gals dey form sumtyms, if e b like say she wan commot her mouth no mind her na shakara, try make u kiss am again small small, if u see say she dey like d play, make u continue d kiss come touch d bobie small from dia u go know d rest.
Enjoy your self.

louismane:
i understand ur point buh a guy who has bin hurt also despite having made many sacrifices for d relationship will definetely not do same in d nxt relationship as well too domt u think?... anyways my point is... lets not make odas suffer fr wat som1 else has done to us..cos it wont b fair... dont give 50% and expect 100% back...cos in d end u get what u give bck...or evn less sef.. aint nobody gt time to beg nobodyfr attention or luv.

That's OK now.
I don't want to think of it and more

[quote author=louismane post=38726857][/quote]It's not by being stingy, I started with my fiancee wen he was not even working, still leaving with his parents, and I was working so I do take care of some of his bills, cook for him with my own money most times, we dated for 4yrs before he proposed to me. But as luck will have it we are not together, all dose 5 yrs are all in vain. So tell me do you think I will do all dat for 1 guy again? Besides I don't date a guy for his money,

My Crush







KOREDE BELLO



Is more popular.

My Dad is from dat same village.

[quote author=emusmith post=38716503]Sub-Topic: Things An "Average Looking" Girl Can Do That Will Make Her PREFERABLE In The Dating World


They are not so pretty so they employ all methods possible to keep themselves irresistible and wanted in the "dating world".

Note: These is not applicable to all of them but a few well-mannered ones who really wanna settle down.

Character, they say is what is left when beauty fades away; She holds on tenaciously to that seeing the BIG picture.

The painful truth is, by DEFAULT 60% of Beautiful girls are on the contrary of all she believes in. As I said, most of it are old-fashioned but it's working for her.

I'm not generalizing

What are some things that an average-looking girl can do to make her WANTED in the Dating World?
Calhanoglu in Bayer Leverkusen may not be a very good midfielder but he is splendid at free kicks, so Man.Utd are after him

THE TRUTH IS, MOST OF THESE POINTS ARE INHERENT IN SOME.

1. Being nice with guys, in general. She is a helper.

Have you ever seen a lady who guys truly like? She is not that pretty but to guys, THAT LADY HAS CHARACTER and that sets her apart. She is nice even when she doesn't wanna date you, her wisdom in putting you off is astonishingly amazing. You feel good after she implies a No. That's being Nice. She even sends you a message after that but withdraws on time. I've met a few of them. After saying NO to you, you friend zone yourself in tacit, lol! She's just a gem.



2. "Irrelevant" and "Old fashioned" things like cutting his toe nails, bursting his pimples, knotting his tye, massaging his tired laps etc, are frequently done by her.

Yea, she does it and does it with humility and love. Not only when he gives you cash or buy you a gift. No. She does it because she loves to keep her man that way. It has become a part of her. She is "handy".


3. "Letting her guard down" most times, by becoming a friend to his difficult sisters and brothers.

When a girl like her starts getting closer to him, she may find out how some of his family members are a bit hysterical and difficult towards her. She doesn't turn away so quickly. If she likes him, she stays back and keep a good attitude. Soon, they'll see the stuff she's made of and will mark her "Good". Is it necessary? The question should be, Is he worth it? If he is, she will keep an optimal attitude.


4. Calling his mum, mummy- in such a way...


Yea, this may be common but hers is quite different. Most women know who their daughter-in-law will eventually be, most times, they know by the way she even addresses her subconsciously. It's a bit a mystery. She just can tell when she calls her, "mummy" in such that way...


5. Being simple in dressing thus passing a message to him: "I'm not extravagant; I'll take good care of our money."

I'm listing here what most average-looking ladies do to spell their worth in Bolded Fonts. One way is her dressing. To me, you mustn't reveal cleavage or bum to show you're pretty even when you know you're not. When pretty ones do stuff like that, guys see them like peddlers how much more you? Well, when she dresses modern and decent, she stands out. Did I say, those long and awkward-looking "ear machetes" Or earrings are not necessary to look decent?


6. When cooking, not over buying and over spending, sometimes she uses her own cash- Still passing a very vital message over to him.

Old fashioned? Yes! I know many ladies who do this not because they are trying to win him but because they are just that way. When you, an average... do it, you're passing a timely message. Even in Uni then, there were ladies who were like Mamas. Guys and friends can trust them for food then. They are homely. Guys love that in ladies tho. An economical lady. The sweetness of a correct egusi soup IS NOT directly proportional to the amount of money used i making it but the skillfulness in the lady involved.


7. She spends time building herself intellectually. How most men love this!

Aya! Who doesn't love a girl who knows that she knows but still knows when to come in? She mustn't be a lawyer or a doctor to be a reader or learned. After all, many of those talk flippantly and still don't make sense. She acquires skills for the purpose of her Husby and children. That's preparation. Don't forget that many husbands have lost the route to their wives' pots and channeled it to one Mama Put or One Ekaete somewhere.


Have a nice day. [/quote

I was such a good gal to my fiancee, at d end, after all d cooking, and all d good gal stuff, we ended the relationship after 5yrs. To me no need.
If a man truly loves you he marry you d way u Are. No man is worth all dis sacrifices till after marriage.

papiforreal:
Sweetheart this is true life story. I never wanted to have sex with her before marriage. She brought the idea of going to the hotel. Heck, I can even claim rape against her because she was the one that removed my cloth and sat on my thing

She sat on ur thing is cracking my ribs, lolz

wailing:
Have we met before

Yea

wailing:
60k job

Half bread is better than none. Thank God for your new job.

[quote author=kissoflife post=38680958]More like u read from the letter, it was addressed to all congregations and not to Nairaland or public forums. And as u know, the letter will be posted on the notice board and most probably reread at a later time. So u posting here is totally unnecessary. Let's be mindful of whatever me post online. we were not given this assignment to post letters or conclusions reached by the governing body and that is why we have www.jw.org.

kissoflife:
The letter was addressed to all congregations and not to Nairaland. so what do u hope to achieve by pasting the information here? SMH @MissEfe

Many of our brothers did not get to attend meetings when this announcement was made at d Kingdom hall. So that is why I paste it.
Do you have any problems with that?

Generalkorex:
MissEfe
how can I become a JW member

Look for any Kingdom hall of Jehovah witnesses around you, attend their meeting on Sunday, there u will surely find a brother or sister who will study the Bible with you.
Good morning

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Closed

No updates? That's so poor

TRASH

He is trying to play safe so that all those girls will not get pregnant for him.
Or
He is a condom distributor.

Just ask him quietly, then you can find out from him what he is doing with those condoms, he is the right person to tell you, after that advice him and put him on the right track.
Happy first Sunday of the month

uselessgoat:
NA YA PAPA BE FOOL

I don't have time battering words with jobless fool like you, Displaying your foolishness everywhere. Please get a life.

uselessgoat:
ALL I SEE IS THEIR FLAT HEADS.

TWO IGBO PEOPLE FORKING EACH OTHER AND LYING TO GULLIBLE PEOPLE THAT THEY ARE RELATED.


IRRESPONSIBLE BIAFRA ELEMENTS

You are really a USELESSGOAT. Big fool

johnydon22:
Lol...its not about being smart ... Who could miss those when it happens. . .Seriously it's always too obvious not to notice. .

Experience always is the best teacher ...

You are right.

johnydon22:
Curling of the toe can occur whether she is cumming or not, its simply a reaction to the pleasures.

Ways to know a girl is cumming for sure is the spasm of the vaginal wall.

The tightening of the wall around the joy stick or finger or if during oral the spasm of the vaginal wall reflects to the outside as a form of clenching and relaxing, clenching and relaxing at a very quick pace.

Simply the spasm of the Vaginal wall accompanied by the tightening of the wall when this occurs it is impossible for the girl to fake what comes next which includes grabbing the edge of the bed, curling the toes, or grabbing your head pushing it deeper into the canaan land..lol.. and mostly beautified by the quaking and shivering of her whole body during the orgasmic period.

Mostly after this some girls might need a while to recover because the clitoral hood gets too sensitive and so needs to be given a little time to recover..

You are more correct than d op.
It seems u are talking from many experience.
YOU are Smart.

johnydon22:
Curling of the toe can occur whether she is cumming or not, its simply a reaction to the pleasures.

Ways to know a girl is cumming for sure is the spasm of the vaginal wall.

The tightening of the wall around the joy stick or finger or if during oral the spasm of the vaginal wall reflects to the outside as a form of clenching and relaxing, clenching and relaxing at a very quick pace.

Simply the spasm of the Vaginal wall accompanied by the tightening of the wall when this occurs it is impossible for the girl to fake what comes next which includes grabbing the edge of the bed, curling the toes, or grabbing your head pushing it deeper into the canaan land..lol.. and mostly beautified by the quaking and shivering of her whole body during the orgasmic period.

Mostly after this some girls might need a while to recover because the clitoral hood gets too sensitive and so needs to be given a little time to recover..

You are more correct than d op.
It seems u are talking from many experience.
YOU are Smart.