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Oahray: lol... Someone's butthurt. Why do you make it your business to suggest how I let off steam.

Anyway, calling your thread silly is not nice, I know, but it's the only way to get you to realise it.
*clears throat, and speaks in Seun's voice*
I hereby apologise.

Oh... You are lucky I'm in a jolly mood right now, just give me a little time and I will switch places.

Wait o, don't run because your apology is about to be shoved up your anus

Beync: I don't really understanding what's going on here

Welcome dearest sis....

Itz a night thingy, come back later in the evening and I'm sure you'll get blown away

Oahray: Yes it's silly. The thoughtless generalisation behind it. Stab me if you wish, I'd still say it with my last breath.

You need to let off some steam, maybe take a deep breath and walk into the toilet with a bowl of water and a bar soap.

Kapish!!!

WackyJ1: Did you even get the point of my Post ?
Are those the reasons why you've quit every relationship you've been in?

Yes.... When all these starts coming into play, just forget because you are on the line to be kicked out of my life.

Are you feeling this towards your girlfriend?

Give her the boot I say

Oui, comprende! Lol...

And you think my thread is "silly"?

Talk about "silly" male specie.. Smh...

^^ Good thing you know.

Hmmm... Curtain closed

Okay you can open it after i have butchered him

But...you said....?

Okay *walks towards him*
Gimme the knife.

Lol... I know right?

It feels super-story-ish as well.

biolabee: sounds super story-ish

If it is true... MYOB

Kitchen? Ok. *steps into the kitchen* May I have the knife now, please?

When you are done butchering can I have the knife please?

I dunno what to do or say.

I've met her a couple of times with the same man. The man stays on my street.
I used to think they were just friends until one night i saw them making out in his car.

I felt so bad cos they seem like a really lovely family and JJ loves his mum so much and would be really hurt if he finds out.

Now, I feel guilty that I'm keeping this to myself but i cant tell him.

Am I doing the right thing by keeping this a secret or should I let him know? Please advice...

When the tot of him doesnt make me smile as it used to.

When he goes out and i dont miss him

When his smile no longer causes the butterflies in my stomach to flutter.

When his touch doesnt turn me on any more.

When I stop caring what he thinks.

When I start finding another dude attractive.....

Then its time to leave, I've punished him enough

Vickii Ro: Very funny miss
Gud morning

Wild imagination things... Itx like asking my dog to give birth to an elephant

Hey, how was your night?

Br3nd4: Morning Mina. .

Hey... You know I dreamt you called me but I was not close to my phone.

You later called back to say that you wanted to write me a cheque.

Men... Can you call back?

190:

Chillax

jmoore: If all guys are cheats then you will marry a cheat or remain single forever.

Ironically my friend...

[quote author=Mynd_44]It's not my fault the sarcasm was lot on you[/quote]issorai... But that is an accusation punishable by law... Please desist in using such sarcastic remarks...

Good morning to y'all....

So guys have taken over... Wow... What I did e-fasting is finally coming to pass. So when is the e-sin party starting?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Guys cheat huh? You can always be a lesbian[/quote]Now I know why you moved my thread... So you think I'm a Lesbian??

Naija and mentality issues, a girl can't ask for her girlfriend anymore abi and can't open up a thread just for the fun of it huh?

You really need Jesus...!!!

190: im in love with the OP

Ehm... 190... You heard what she said... So stop infactuating, go and do your homework. When you are ready, I might consider... Not a Pedo...

Br3nd4: Miss_fibre! Ure one cwazie chick

Not my fault Sis... You know it's rainy reason

[quote author=TEA esq™]Mtcheeeewww I wonder why they don't want abide by the title of this thread[/quote]I think we need to invite the Moderator in here... **Joking|**

Guys, you can see but can't touch

Br3nd4: plz thats not what we want here abeg. .

Tea the guys just came and took over the thread. .

Owk guys... Brenda said no male allowed in here, so take your manly gossips somewhere. Leave the girls some space to breath in... **Eyes those muscular arms and hairy chests once more while fanning self**

Br3nd4: Lmao. . . Diz gal no go kee me. .

Btw. i saw the thread where you're looking for me. . For the same bra?

Nah... But how come you did not locate the thread on time... Seems you don't have external informants like one Ishilove. That babe sure smells her name anywhere it is mentioned and she will surely locate this thread soon.

[quote author=TEA esq™]I can see that the male species are now allowed in here [/quote]Itz normal having them around na.... So hairy chest to rub oooo

Br3nd4: Jeez madame chill. .

Now, i just looked in ur proffy and ure new on NL. .
Howamya pest nau?

I snatch your husband?

You see where I keep my bra when I show your place?

Just passing and in search of one pest...........

BRENDA

lefulefu: op says who?
na naija girls dey cheat pass.i know one igbo babe wey get about six boyfriends

Jeez... That's an exaggeration jor

Druss: You sure you no dey do lesbian runs??

What's all this stuff about Lesbianism abeg