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Wetin end?

Mynd, you are good... I am so into this story that the action plays right before my eyes. Eh... I am taking the character of Shade. Don't kill her pleeeaaassee!!!

Wow... Loving this.

Foxybone, come and continue o

Foxybone is my best Nairaland writer... He paints my imagination with pictures and his words are really thrilling to read. Gosh!!!!!!!

[quote author=Mynd_44]He deserved it[/quote]Owk... This dude just did a job...

I need to go back to your story ASAP

Impressed....

You are lucky no one died yet. I would have skinned you alive with my teeth.

You need a tight hug cos you are doing a perfect job.

Tex... Nice coming to this place. Is that you on your profile?

Oooo Mynd.... Please and please do this one thing for me, don't allow me sit with my heart in my mouth. I will do anything ooo just to make you update.

**Thank God for wild imaginations**

Osyxcel: Patience ma'am, it's not that easy, even though it seems so.

Keep up the good work Oga Mind...

Easy dude, I was only joking.

Mynd, come and update na, I will dish out nice words to you when you perform above expectation.

This man does not dissapoint but with this snail like update... I don't think I will like to continue reading. I'm unfollowing ASAP

bammo: TOP 5'MAN WEY DEY REASON' CELEBRITIES OF THE WEEK
1.Texanomaly (most respectful)
2.lanceslot (most patriotic)
3.Flow1759 (still i flow)
4.4kizo (most controversial)
5.Miss Fibre (Tonto dikeh)[color=#006600][/color]

God save you if you enter my hand o because I will mend your brain in the right direction.

Ehm... Tontoh Dikeh sef, which normal characteristic does she have self because I'm confused... You no fit gimme anoda name na her ba...

I feel like smacking your bottom... Welcome back... Hope you are feeling stronger and refreshed?

texanomaly: Flow...sorry...I am going to hide out and just watch for a while. I am sorry about this mess on your thread.

Madam Tex... Stop to dey fear jor, wen pikin make mistake, na elder dey flog am but e no mean say the elder no go give am smoked fish later. Just be yourself, since you don learn your lesson eh.

Ehen Flowey... E be like say something been happen for house ko? If na so then I understand why you no wan update. But if na me make you vex for failing to apologize... Hahahahha.... OYO for you.

texanomaly: I do apologize. I did not mean to offend Nigerians. I do realize that not all Nigerians are yahoo-yahoo. I regret deeply the comment I made. I am grateful for all the help I have received and the friendships I have made. I ask forgiveness from those I have offended, and hope this will not be the end of our friendship. Tex

That's sweet of you. I don't really have anything against your comment but then, I have to be patriotic.

Talking bout maintaining contact with someone outside NL without divulging details is very possible. All you need do is hit the ''PM'' button or to make it easier, follow that member.

Nigerians are social and you can get away with serious jokes. Don't worry, normally I would just say...

''I just carry you shine''

opeano: miss fibre, make i guess ur tribe by d way u dey yab and jokinly abuse.... U b warri, calabar or Imo?

Continue guessing.

You no wan side anybody again?

4kizo: Madam, if i face u, i swear u lyk it

I wish I understand what you are typing but don't worry, adult education still goes on in Naija.

4kizo: she b english teacher nah, make she dy teach me

Na that one you go see na... Better forget that thing jorr

4kizo: Dat does not stop my babe 4rm loving me or my account 4rm smiling. Nt al d european's top men speaks neat english bt dat does not stop them making there money... I no dy even c u.

You make more sense liking comments than making them. Forgive me sha, I'm used to being sarcastic. If I offend you, no vex.

But 4kizo, when are you going to master simple communicable English?

opeano: now, missfibre spoke sense. Mwuahhh

**Wipes my lips**

Do you want to give me rabis? Abeg o... When last did you see you dentist because my stomach sure hurts from the foul odour and my skin cringes...

Na joke la... We need put this white peeps for them place if not she go pass this comment again. Though me no get anything against her for now sha until she apologize.

texanomaly: I am sorry It was in poor taste...what must I do to gain forgiveness?
We need to stop derailing though before the "powers that be" come down and give us the boot.

You know say I been don dey watch you tay tay as you carry your white mouth dey yab we Nigerians. Forget say we dey accomodating, once you step for our leg, na waist you go carry crawl for ground. That one aside sha, no be every Naija person wey you meet online be yahoo-yahoo.

Better respect us for finding time to dey teach you small small pidgin oo... I dey vex wella for you and I go show you pepper if you no apologize to all the Nigerians on board.

flow1759: Miss_Fibre that was harsh, pls apologize.

Nobody is above mistake. I just discovered that i have been spelling "fool" as "foul" all thanks to Niaraland moderating foul words. And none of una correct me. I don correct am sha.

That goes a long way to show that nobody is above mistake.

Apology my fair a.r.s.e.... Which apology... Did you see what Donigspain did?

Abeg free me jor...

I can't catch fun again ba....