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Misshoree- oreoluwa

This man is old enough to be her father

Its non of my business tho

Why not have a positive mind.yu aint married and yu are afraid of divorce?who does that

Tinubu:
1- The perpetual late comer: This one has an obsession with being noticed. She always 'majestically' dogwalks( not catwalk) into the church right in the middle of the service, swinging her small but 'standard' bumbum, head held high, and proceeds straight to the front row. Her 'long walk to freedom' most times succeeds in destabilizing the pious and godly 'Brothers in the Lord', who now have a hard time concentrating on 'Manna from above'. She is usually young, pretty, and very much a busybody. *marieolae*

2- The Extremely Gorgeous Chorister: This one is dropdead pretty, has an angelic voice, and is the church's golden girl. At times, she also leads praise and worship sessions. Her 'ministration' is most likely to lead a man to hell than heaven. Watching her 'dance to the Lord' is like watching soft porn.. It can cause a guy an embarrassing erection right there in the House of The Lord. She doesn't dress or act slutty, but her dressing and carriage is just modest enough to conceal the essentials, and revealing enough to make an aroused dude drop his whole month's salary into the offering Box. Too many brethren are seeking her hand in marriage, and she has her choice of pick among the church's most eligible bachelors. So she is a bit proud, condescending, and mostly unavailable if a guy tries to 'corner' her after church service. *Jennimma*

3- The loud ones: These girls usually come to church just to hoot, shout 'ride on pastor!', speak in tongues, and roll on the floor, during the pastor's Ministration. In my view, these are the Pastor's sycophants. They really make the Pastor look anointed, with all their psychedelic activity. They are the the ones who rush out when the pastor says that all virgins should come to the alter. They are also the ones who always fall around, breaking chairs, and alarming everyone , all in the name of being 'under the yoke of the anointing'. Stay away from these kind of girls, before them comot your eye, or cause u grave physical injury, while under their 'annointing'. *onila*

4- The 'Mummy's Girl': This one is always accompanied to church by her stern-faced mum. She is usually not older than 16, but looking very delectable and fresh. (You know that 'innocent freshness' girls usually have at one point in their teenage years, before 'everything' starts going south). A dude dare not come within talking distance of this chick. Her mum is far more interested in protecting her daughter's presumed innocence, than whatever it is the pastor is carrying on about. These are the kind of girls a guy can do nothing about, but admire from a safe distance, unless you wish to extend your investigation beyond God's House. *mzpreshie*


5- The young, beautiful and newly married girl: This one always has a permanent smile plastered on her face. Why she no go smile? She has broken the yoke of spinsterhood in grand style, and most unmarried sisters are envious of her 'progress'. Most of the time, she is married to a much older rich dude who is a member of the Pastor's inner caucus (the Church Cabal). She usually wears expensive wrappers, distracting headties (gele), and hardly stays at one place all through, and even after the service. No be her fault sha... Why she no go show herself? Husband don really scarce for town. *Kachisbarbie*




NOTE: This work is mine... Not copied and pasted from anywhere ..... So please don't ask me about the source... I AM THE SOURCE

am number 1 and number 4.buht am above 16

Feranmicharles:
Here,on NL

Who's joining me

And by the way,what is YULETIDE

christmas


Let's merge together

Yu live with a guy,yu cook for him,yu wash his clothes,yu have sex with him,yu make him touch your parts.


Then yu now talk to him about marriage,what's so special in marriage that yu haven't given him

Wise up,my dear sister

If yu know yu aint ready to use condom and yu want pre-marital sex,expect anything as the consequence



They will now be like this pregnancy is unwanted,y have unwanted sex That lead to d unwanted pregnancy

When I was in jss3,I was crushing on my class captain and my own way of expressing love was reporting him on any blessed issue.I actually loved it whenevr we had issues bck then

Neldrizzy:
you'ld be among the 1st pple to receive Our wedding IV card, 5-6 yrs time!

so I pray.


Wait,make others come confirm theirs

Neldrizzy:
100% truth.. No lies !!!

he just confirmed it.

3coins and Gbemi00
Bholutife 18 and tmx21
Neldrizzy and claireshan
Naijaboiy and mariolae

Youngsage,I saw ur mail,but I cnt reply.I have a P with my mailbox

braine:
Yes.

ok,what?

braine:
So its really you! Yay!!! I should tell you how I feel now.

is that supposed to be for me

Bossforeva:
Just stumbled on this thread again and started reading comments.
Who knows, it might have been a prank that they do play, then one got ugly or maybe the father didn't grap what the other father said on phone, and immediately passed it to the son, and the next thing the son did, was to rush on Nairaland and post it.
the first Mod that saw it, didn't even waste time to put it on Frontpage. before you know it, everybody started crying. in the evening, someone resurrected.
i almost wanted to kill my laptop, when a supposed spi++ debunked the rumours
it wasn't funny that day tho, but tis kinda funny now.

I don't know his father...

chiefolododo:
hopelink and misshoree's father are friends

hope link,I know this is yu,when did our fathers become friends

chiefolododo:
HOPELINK1(S.A.W) was called a fool by misshoree, she was not banned but when hopelink avenged , he was banned . then as a concerned friend of hopelink i can say that misshoree and the so called moderator that banned him are not wise

ohoh,see his friend here,how will yu feel if I wake up one morning nd claimed yu a living dead.yu knew what he did b4 d fool thingy?

Why iz everyone beefing the Op.
I thought we have the right to our opinions
If to him,those pomolips are pink enough,leave him and let him ride on

Abegi,make una post pictures and not words

Y he com fat like that.

zyzxx:
ui can be funy sometimes, don't mind them,
maybe i wil c u around wen u come 2 ui.
how u?

ok.AM good

Iphone6,I must get that phone b4 I die

Boomark:
For wanting him dead by fiery thunder while hopelink apologizes to misshoree for the wrong information. Don't you think so or you want to join them?

what ll happen to him will be more than thunder

Boomark:
When a decaying faculty fools you it means yours is dead and buried.

Haven't you cried before while watching movies(fake action)?

You are wasting time insulting me. Whoever you will call upon will cane your butt.ucks for disturbing him cos of me.

By the way am not hopelink.

please stop insulting her and mind yur own business.Do yu know how it feels for someone to pronounce yu deadif u have nfn better to say,just keep shut and stop adding kerosene to fire.leave Lanicky alone ,she is right.

zyzxx:
I just read yr diary thru nw, I thought u are already a pharmacy student, I do visit pharmacy laboratory @ Ui...

nah,I filled in for pharmacy but I was given botany

Missmossy:
Hehehe

Whats happening there? Hw has your day been?

convocation

zyzxx:
i do come to pharmacy @ ui.

Hope u are ok nw?

don't get yu

Missmossy:
So where are you@

ile-ife

Missmossy:
Okay dear

How's everyone@home?

am not home

Missmossy:
I can understand dear

Don't think too much about it. Oya lets talk behind camera.

Are you on bbm?

my phone is still with the engineer,will let yu know as soon as I get it back