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Food / Re: What Is Parsley Leave Called In Nigeria Local Dialects? by misskenny(f): 5:42pm On Apr 21, 2017
according to Google it's called "efinrin' in Yoruba language which is 'scent' leaf in English
NYSC / Re: Who Got This From Nysc Osun by misskenny(f): 10:36pm On Apr 03, 2017
I'm a batch B 2015/2016 corp member. I didn't check for details before logging in, I was concerned about Osun ex-Corper.
Funny enough, it brought out my details including My PPA, bank, bank account number etc. I'm just so worried about the BVN thing now. I hope the site is confirm. :'
NYSC / Re: Osun B15 Lets Meet Here by misskenny(f): 1:52pm On Nov 06, 2015
Stream II
Investment / Re: Mutual Funds by misskenny(f): 7:55am On Aug 14, 2015
carpenter:


In the 2 years you have been with them, they have paid dividend twice...FY13 was 10 naira per unit and FY14 was 11 naira per unit.

Not sure what the price of each unit was when you bought into them... I would like you think you may have received dividends in the range of 15-20% over the 2 year period (7.5k - 10k) and some price appreciation. My advice, get in touch with them (info@fbncapital.com) and request for realtime access to your account then you can take it from there.
thank u, i'll do just that. God bless u guys
Investment / Re: Mutual Funds by misskenny(f): 11:58pm On Aug 13, 2015
ernie4life:

What did you invest in?
i invested in d Heritage fund
Investment / Re: Mutual Funds by misskenny(f): 6:45pm On Aug 13, 2015
thx every1 for all d opinions i've read.

I'm a novice but i invested in d first mutual fund, 2years ago, 50,000 naira.
ernie4life, do u ve an idea how much interest or loss, i'll hve ve by now.

Does any1 has idea of wat i'll need go wt to get my balance back. thank u in anticipation.
Pls mention me
Culture / Re: Palace Chiefs Sighted On The Streets Of Ife As Ooni's Burial Rites Begins by misskenny(f): 5:12pm On Aug 12, 2015
KIRIJI:
MODS, please take down this thread and ban the OP for breaking rule 8
I agree wt u, i was reading d post on OBATALA, few days back on nairaland and this exact picture is one of them. @OP; smh

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Romance / Re: Differences between Marriage Sex and Fornication/Adultery Sex by misskenny(f): 10:33am On Jul 28, 2015
In marriage sex you feel relax psychologically but in other sex u feel disturbed n unrelaxed coz u'll be thinking of who might come in, and u dont want to be caught in the act.

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Family / Re: Something Really Urgent To Ponder On..... by misskenny(f): 11:09am On Jul 27, 2015
moral lesson
give tip after bargaining if u cal afford buh price to your satisfaction if you are also managing like me.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My Name Is Ibim Cookey,am 16 Years Old,plz Rate My Pencil Works by misskenny(f): 11:22am On May 21, 2015
thumps up, u are doing grt.

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Floors PDP, Wins 21 Out Of 24 House Of Assembly Seats by misskenny(f): 6:47pm On Apr 12, 2015
mulattoclaro:
don't mind the mumu. I wonder why people think they know one's own state better than them. Oriohimwon, Ovia and egor are oil producing areas in Edo State. Edo is the 5 richest state in Nigeria.
u guys shld take it easy na, d guy doesnt kn how it goes or d way regions are being shared, he taught it formed by oil producing states. Abeg make una teach am. #enlighten

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Politics / Re: Election Crisis At Ilejemeje Ekiti State by misskenny(f): 10:23pm On Apr 11, 2015
iyke926:
I was almost killed today.

Fuc-k INEC.


Fuc-k INEC.

The fuc-king policewoman not even man got no gun nor baton. They angry youths were saying some shi-ts like the ballot papers is all fake. We should stay the fu-ck outta the polling unit but me no gree think say na small thing as them bring bags of cutlass, me leave everything with me and ducked. Aiyyo, i ran more than usain bolt...some folks got some cuts, others injured.



I want to say thank you Jah and fuc-k INEC once again.

The elections would have been betta if all the POs and security were given guns and vests.

Not going to enroll in any election shi-t again till they include guns and vests as electoral materials. Once again fuc-k INEC
pls start by telling us d state u r in, ur local govt and ur polling unit. Sorry ooo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: All Working Class Lets Meet Here And Help Other Unemployed by misskenny(f): 10:00pm On Apr 10, 2015
I just finished as a bilingual secretary, i have my A2 n B1 certificate in french course. I would like to work in a place where i can speak and relate with those that speak french. Pls pm me. Thank you
Politics / Re: Jega Live On NTA: INEC Stage Is Set For The Announcement Of Presidential Result by misskenny(f): 4:15pm On Mar 30, 2015
Wow, Election is another thg dat brings nigerians 2geda, my neighbour will nt let me rest, wants to check d internet everytime to see who's leading. No light 4 here ooo, listening 4rm radio

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Politics / Re: Election Scam! I Sold My Vote On Credit To A Strange Customer by misskenny(f): 1:49pm On Mar 30, 2015
Very funny, so u sold ur conscience for money.
U need 2 be flogged.
Politics / Re: 2015 Elections - Share Your Experience @ Your Polling Unit Here by misskenny(f): 3:53pm On Mar 28, 2015
Some women are rushing to collect malt, don't kn who sponsored it, and a drunkard man is standing behind me, he supposed to stand where d men are, and he's causing another prob nw. So annoying! Reporting 4rm Orile, Iganmu Lagos
Literature / Re: Black Maria by misskenny(f): 2:11am On Mar 12, 2015
Thumb's up, u r doing a great job, sir.
I hope 2 improve too.
Literature / Re: Black Maria by misskenny(f): 1:46am On Mar 12, 2015
Abbamizy:
Larry wat have you done.. Misskenny pls stop crying didnt know the movie would be this emotional......
Get me d white handkerchief, pls
Literature / Re: Black Maria by misskenny(f): 10:36am On Mar 09, 2015
Abbamizy:
misskenny do u mind going there with me... Bought two tickets already
Of course, yes!
Romance / Re: My Unusual Weekend Trip by misskenny(f): 11:50pm On Jan 29, 2015
Cont...
The nxt morning
Boss: am sorry abt yestdy, u kn u r lyk a sis 2 me, and it only takes God's Grace 2 overcome all this, u heard me speakn wt my wife, she'll neva agree 2 come, dont kn wat wrong wt her (bt she's a student n has a baby too). Bt am very sorry.
Me: no prob.
Later on dat day, planning 2 leave...
Boss' friend: I lyk ur kind of person, i hope there r pple jst lyk u in ur sch n as friends. I'll come n visit u on Wed.
Me: i dont kn oo
boss'frnd: all u need 2 do is Emm meet Err, leave me 2 do d rest
me: i dont think dat i cn do dat bt u cn come n hang around.
(and he went on n on)
...we came bck 2 town on a sunday i.e d nxt day.
On monday, he calld 2 say dat he was in town n wuld lyk 2 come, i affirmed 2 it. Bt i got myself prepared 2 go 2 d library wt my friends. I was outside d hostel wen he calld dat he was around.
This tym around he came wt a friend of his n my boss(whom was lukn unsure of himself).
He asked if i've gotten anyone, i told him no, dat am jst going 2 d library wt my friends, i introduced them. But i told them to hang around 2 see 4 themselves. They left dissappointed, and he neva came bck nor call.
THE END:-)
Romance / Re: My Unusual Weekend Trip by misskenny(f): 11:16pm On Jan 29, 2015
Me: sir, r we going 2 stay in d same room
boss: are u afraid am going 2 do smthg 2 u.
Me: nt really, u kn u r married, anyway i'll sleep on d couch.
Boss: are u nt going 2 take ur bath dis evening(throws me d towel)
Me: ah nooo! Am nt in my house, i'll nt b comfortable wt towel around, if am in my hotel I can shower n slp naked if i lyk.
Boss: so u'll nt slp on d bed, (pulling his shirt, came to where i was) dont worry am nt going 2 disturb u, go n slp
me: (went to lie on d bed) i dont mind slpn on d floor or outside oo
boss: u kn am bored, i told my wife 2 come 4 d weekend bt she refuse, u kn...
Me: sir, i shldnt have come wt u, bt if u disturb me, am going to report u to let say Johnbull(d one dat introduced me 2 him), and I u'll neva see me again in ur office, n am serious abt it.
(silence)
Boss: since u said if i disturb u d whole world will hear abt it, no prob, slp, i'll nt disturb u again.
(i went back 2 slp wt one eye open ooo)
(though d wife calld him at d middle of d nit, they spoke but wt anger, dat one no b my biz)
Romance / Re: My Unusual Weekend Trip by misskenny(f): 10:40pm On Jan 29, 2015
chidekings:
I no blame u for part two,na nollywood wet go split a 2hr movie,into almost part 7
lol.
Romance / Re: My Unusual Weekend Trip by misskenny(f): 10:39pm On Jan 29, 2015
Nneka123:
all these story tellers....
i've never posted my story, jst felt lyk doing dis wen i couldnt get my sleep, bt it true anyway!

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Romance / My Unusual Weekend Trip by misskenny(f): 3:04am On Jan 29, 2015
Hw do i start?
Last weekend I was resting in my hostel room, wen my former boss called me. He said he wanted 2 go to Ikorodu to see a friend of his, and dat i shld go wt him, I was so happy coz i was bored. I dressed up, told a friend of mine, n left for his place. Wen i got there, at his place, he said he wanted 2 see his care-taker in Ikeja, this was around 3pm, we got to d place collectd wat we wanted, ate at d nearest eatery. And d journey began, i knew it was late, 4:30 there abt, i told him to let's go bck, n go d next day coz of traffic, he insisted dat d traffic wouldn't be much. As i wished to go out, i didnt argue much.
But d traffic startd frm Ketu/mile12 till we got 2 Igbogbo at 9pm-9:30 or so. We met d friend whom he discussed business/deal wt. After which we went to eat, by now it ws already late, he was yet to complete his deal till d nxt morning.
We went back to d hotel, it was tym 2 sleep, alas! We were given d same room (while i was in d car, i've been thinking: both positive n negative).
This my story get part 2. I'll complete it today.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Like Food So Much?! by misskenny(f): 10:14am On Jan 18, 2015
RicKyRichards:

Maybe you're slowly transforming into a man. Just maybe. Cos women love food!
no be only man. I've seen men dat eat more than anythg n they like eba or fufu most especially. Lol

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Like Food So Much?! by misskenny(f): 10:09am On Jan 18, 2015
Newkidoo:

Ma namesake, same thing is happening to me!! I feel hungry sometimes but I don't seem to have interest in any food..
I haven't eaten any good food today!! I don't know wat is wrong and I do eat very well b4..

sm1 in dis forum might tell us or lecture us on wat happening. I'd like 2 kn.
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Like Food So Much?! by misskenny(f): 8:05pm On Jan 17, 2015
Bt am loosing appetite dis days dont kn y.
Even if am hungry, I eat so little n am ok. :-/
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: One Of The Worse Job Offers I Have Ever Seen In My Life by misskenny(f): 10:49pm On Jan 16, 2015
preizton:
Which town are you living in?
surulere, lagos
Politics / Re: 6 Types Of Voters In Nigeria. What Type Are You? by misskenny(f): 9:16pm On Jan 16, 2015
Sophisticated, i'm still observing
Travel / Re: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by misskenny(f): 9:37am On Jan 16, 2015
Interesting, the boy dat sells orange n d woman selling 'agbalumo', those r d average nigerian. Got me thinking.

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NYSC / Re: 11 Ways To Make Money As A Corper by misskenny(f): 9:05am On Jan 16, 2015
Interesting one, i'll soon go 4 my service, i've been thinkin of wat 2 do, because i dont want 2 rely on my parent 4 anythg. The private home teacher n hospitality will do. Thumbs up!

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