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3+5+7+15=30

3+5+7+15 equals 30
am I right

wow I got 500mb,thanks op

LeJeun3:


Guess you got Urself a fake iPhone. Cos the iPhone doesn't use memory cards. Just internal memory.

Ok, thanks

LeJeun3:
iPhone? Memory Card??

yes it is not supported and i still can't use the internal memory either

My iphone cannot receive or download any file and memory card wont work in it, pls help me

Really

When you finish shouting heyyyyyyyyy, pay your bill

An english teacher was employed in a junior secondary school. He gave the students in Jss 1 class homework saying, "Write a story that ends with, ''And so, he got angry''." He didn't specify the amount of words to be written.
The next day, all the students submitted their work. The teacher marked till the last one which was akpos own. The teacher was smiling while marking because, all the students did well. Some were able to write about 400 words and over.

he opened akpos and it read, ''Our teacher gave us homework, but I didn't want to do it, I wrote only two lines, and so, he got angry''.

Garri and sugar
Garri and milk
Garri and sugar and groundnut
Garri and sugar and. peanut

What is wrong with this old man

bamog:
i will call d police!! Am a patriotic citizen

Ifa hear

zyzxx:
I don't like d loud chewer

It is really annoying

Oya, solve this riddle.
Q: What has a foot but no legs?
A: A snail
Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you
die. What is it?
A: Nothing
Q: What comes down but never goes up?
A: Rain
Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am
A:

Guests:
You mentioned me..

How

During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with: 1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings. 2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car. 3. I am most grateful to my boss for... approving the loan I used for the wedding. 4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf. 5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown. 6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it. 7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication ( hopefully next year). 8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today. 9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me. 10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage. 11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance. 12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds. 13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink 14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman 15. Well, I wish you all safe journey to your destination!

HAPPY SUNDAY GUYS

why do i have to pray for him where is his mom

TrishaP:
I like them tall but this one.....

is long

throw the freaking cream AWAY what is the name of the cream anyway

you areright i think i luv them

i dont like that soap a bit, after using it no matter how much water i use to rinse my body, it will still be soapy

wizkid and davido are now gays they were caught doing the you know

why will i ever use dat :-

the first image makes me wanna puke and weep 4 her the first image makes me wanna puke and weep 4 her