₦airaland Forum

Penguin2:
Hahahahahaha!

A whole Tinubu, and candidate of the ruling party, seeking alliance with mushroom parties.

How are the mighty fallen.

Meanwhile, while the top guns around Tinubu are realizing how bleak Tinubu’s chances are getting, his idiotic BATstards resident on Nairaland are still living in delusion of highest grandeur.

If care is not taken, Tinubu will come fourth behind Kwankwaso.

Ndi ala!

Say no more bro........

I've got mine.....


In other news.... Who else noticed that our lieing machine (Lai Mohammed) stopped using microphone ��� since Tinubu started licking the microphone.....

This one just want to trend
Because Atiku isn't new to corruption and it's not a new thing mentioning Atiku and corruption in one sentence

Honestly what kinda backwardness is this na...?
Matchet your cousin cos he's a witch
How did they confirm his witchcraft?

MsBliss:
He will always win his mother to his side and you know that.

i've always know that..... like it's a tradition that men must always stand by our mothers EVEN when it's "Her" (the mother) Vs "him" (the father)...
that's why I still reminded him of that

Should you go ahead to try and still win her to your side, know it won’t be an easy task. I’ve had over seven years of wooing her under my belt, seven years before you
came along. I’m pretty sure I’ll still be able to turn on the
charm. Tough break son

Jollyjoy:
must you misunderstood everything?judge not so as nt to be judge. Beside who knws? You might even be ten fold a more wicked fellow.

I wonder.......

adanduka:
Wicked father
If God operated this way, the only living things on earth would probably be plants.

AndreRose:
You misunderstood the post.

It's one of those syndromes

I wish it can just make front page... @ MODS

Hello son, your mother sent me a picture of a broken mug – my broken mug. Apparently, you have broken yet another mug. I’m thinking of disciplining you with the rod when I get home but no, I won’t derive satisfaction from that, it won’t be fun. Spare the rod and spoil the child is so old school.

So here is what I’m going to do. I’ll have to write down the items broken and the cost. This mug, the two glass cups, the two ash mugs.

Remember your mother’s bead necklace you pulled from her neck and scattered all over the floor at a wedding? Well I’m writing that down and adding the cost of humiliation she endured. My phone chargers and headsets? Adding those ones too. Your mother’s earrings you derive so much joy from pulling and tossing aside? Your bill just went up.

There are more I’ll remember soonest and more things you’re going to destroy in the future so my advice to you, be a lawyer or an accountant. Bring your A-game to the negotiation table because when you get a job and collect that your first paycheck, I’ll be the person at your door, presenting the bill.

It would be fun and entertaining to watch you stutter as you unfold the bill, watch it roll down to your feet, onto the front porch and stop at the driveway. That’s right, your bill is going to be long so your paycheck better be fat.

Your mother is going to be the judge and she is expected to be free, fair and impartial in her ruling and the awarding of damages. You are hereby advised via this post to stop with your cooing, laughing, smiling and making of those soft baby eyes you always give your mother. Your interactions with her shall now be videoed and monitored. That’s right, I’m on to you.

Should you go ahead to try and still win her to your side, know it won’t be an easy task. I’ve had over seven years of wooing her under my belt, seven years before you came along. I’m pretty sure I’ll still be able to turn on the charm. Tough break son, my smile trumps yours.

Please bear in mind that inflation shall be taken into account when the final bill is presented to you, that full bottle of bleach you poured all over the bathroom floor can’t still be 200 naira many years down the line. Once again, being a tough lawyer or accountant would come in handy for you.

Finally, go ahead son, let loose all over the house, play with your toys, smash my phone on the floor, pull down the game console by the wires, tear apart my paperback novels and keep pulling mommy’s weave off. I’ll just be in the corner, telling you I love you as I make yet another entry of your destruction into my dairy.

...................................................Sincerely with love from daddy

Esdb3:
Since you keep up with matches with your Radio, I will love to inform you that arsenal has killed Man-city in the 2nd leg by two goals to nuhin! And yes we will beat man-u and Chelsea by a wide margin too!!!

Welcome to dreamland bro...

gistyinka:
This young lad need to be very careful about his music career. In my own view he still need to be under umbrella of label record than him making decision for himself.

http://gistyinka.net/pot-head-issues-wizkid-arrested-kenya-hotel-smoking-weed-marijuana/

GBAM!!!
you have said it

purpple:
Am begini to beliv Kenyan pple don't like nigerians..wit their dehydrated lookin country..sorry jare wiskid

Without being baised; I think their police didn't compromise justice in the arrest being made to wizkid compared to our Nigerian counterparts

Imagine Kenya of all countries....
But if it was a Kenyan artiste doing same in Nigeria

Reports from Kenya have it that Starboy, WizKid was arrested in Kenya over the weekend for possession of marijuana. The report by Standard Media Kenya has it that

“Wizkid was caught smoking ‘weed’ inside the hotel in which smoking is prohibited. The hotel’s Front Officer asked him why he was smoking before the two got into a heated argument attracting security officers who ended up calling the police to arrest him.”
Before police officers cuffed him and drove him to Capital Hill police station where he was quizzed, the hotel had already charged him with Sh50, 000 smoking penalty, which he paid through his credit card. Coming to his rescue was his newly found Kenyan flame Victoria Kimani, who followed him to the police station shortly after he had been arrested.

Victoria had been with the singer at the hotel the previous day.

WizKid has not made any comments about the report, neither had Victoria Kimani who was alleged to have helped resolve the issue with the Police. He was said to have paid a SH50,000 fine to the hotel also.

- See more at: http://yabaleftonline.com/2014/10/wizkid-arrested-in-nairobi-hotel-for-smoking-weed/#sthash.vGvHlbUt.dpuf

harrysterol: mama mia ℓ̊ will suarez yur nose o

Are those words already in the dictionary
I think i'll adopt those phrase (taking a leaf from u )

justi4jesu: Hmmmm okay oh, so when is Aliyah's birthday becos me still dread dat babe

Aaliyah Dana Haughton was born on January 16, 1979 i try abi

phayvoursky: The living and the dead have nothing in common. Let him be.

Do ur family observe a remembrance party-like for ur late granny(s)?
(dont take it personal; its just a question)

justi4jesu: Why to a dead man nah..

Same reason nigeria observes public holidays on every June 12

Why not leave the innocent man to rest in peace
He has seen and been through a lot while alive

kenono: All the ladies be saying "I will buy it" we all know who buys it

Same guys using same cheap tecno chinco phones

ISpiksDaTroof: Poor battery life?! The Blackberry z10's battery life is upwards of 8-10 hrs surfing the web, playing videos, texting and playing music all through.

Bobo u can lie O
Blackberry Z10 wey the battery no dey reach 5 hours?
Na how much dem pay u to hype Z10 like dis
Go find chair siddon first

I percieve prayers at work... (let The enemies die by electric shock) no more by fire

[quote author=Big.game]Bros have you considered porting to another network? you still get to contact everybody with your Original number while you enjoy good service from other SPs, i suggest etisalat.

Btw MTN & the devil don't work together, They are One![/quote]

Nigeria is the First African Nation to book their ticket to the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil

FBS: How ideye take make this squad?

same way Aiyegbeni always makes the squad

Finally!!! Ideye is out....

sauer: Am i seeing foul[size=8pt] play on the Ethiopians by the referee?

No... Its EAGLES play on the ETHIOPIANS [size=8pt]

Shey Blackberry no dey stream live match ni?
I don try tire no one dey work na only highlights I dey see

usbcable: idye is gradually turning into a goat

I think Aiyegbeni is better instead of the goat...

mikeansy: Nigerian players should protest to ref to use his card

Ethiopians just dey kick emenike anyhow

They are mistaking him for the Ball..
Frustration is settin in