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I'm not into personal looks, I'm into ambition, hardwork with something to show for it, house, a healthy bank account, good character

Divay22:
When i brought shawarma and made a mistake of taking it home.
She took a bite and the next thing i heard was "you just like to they use money buy rubbish " i stared at her for some seconds and asked her to give it back to me, she was like Give you wetin back..Just stop to dey buy anyhow things.


The next time i told her i was going to Shoprite, she gave me money and asked me to buy shawarma for her
Now i can't go towards warri, without "Try enter Shoprite na " coming from her...
Maybe na my papa build am.

lmao

mhisbliss:
When she asked me to pay her all the money she used in raising me into adulthood simply because i didn't give her the 10k my visiting aunt gave me

this is so funny

Mum is a very jovial person, i came home with a male classmate and friend one day and he greeted mum, and before i could say jack, she started asking him when he'll come and pay bride price, i begged her with one awkward look to be cool but na lie, she gave him a seat and they chatted away, its funny and embarrassing

Why Lalasticlala didn't push this to fp is still a mystery, it's only BBN we're seeing everywhere

Sorry for posting it here, i need comments, since black panther premiered i haven't watched it, I've searched for the DVD but all i see is the pirated version, can't find it on YouTube as well, can i get a link where i can download HD QUALITY from

Slayqueen,a viral word almost everyone is familiar with,this word should connote something positive since slaying actually means excelling in something or being better at something if it is a competition,unfortunately it means the opposite,slayqueen is a term used to describe ladies who live expensive lifestyles,show off the latest fashion outfits and flaunt money and luxury omostly on social media but in reality most of them struggle to stay on their feet financially,might be from the poorest of neighborhood and they often show off things they never owned, so the life they live is mostly made up just to create an impression.

How to identify a slayqueen

luxurious and expensive lifestyle
Slayqueens would go extra miles to prove to the world that they're really queening and living the life, this includes taking pictures in expensive houses,beside expensive cars,with iphones,champagne and anything that screams exquisite but in reality they don't own any of these things and cannot even afford it,they just do it for the impression especially on social media.

Always on social media
Facebook,instagram,twitter etc are very important to them because its their only mirror to the world,the most pocket friendly way to advertise their lifestyle which is a hoax btw,in person they're different so they use social media where they can control what they let you see, the way they pose pictures is wierd and laughable, pouted lips,curved legs,camel toe, tongue stucked out,snapchat filters all typical of a slayqueen, the likes the get often in thousands help boost their morale and the validation they indirectly seek.

Intellect
A great number of them are dumb and ignorant and a handful of them are actually smart but the probability of meeting a smart slayqueen is low,you'd be surprised when you have a conversation with them,most of them have nothing to offer when it comes to intellect

The kind of men they mingle with
Slayqueens have a thing for rich and older men,they hardly keep one man and the reason they do this is pretty obvious, to finance the life they want to live they need a piggy bank,that's where rich men come in,to always have their way they need older men,such men feel its a privilege to be sleeping with a slayqueen so they do everything to keep them which also includes giving in to outrageous demands either by slight persuasion,threats(married men),sex or blackmail,they keep numerous men incase one refuse to cooperate they can fall back on the other.

Language
They pay less attention to grammar and always end up using hashtags and shorthands when texting,reading a writeup from a slayqueen is like speaking gibberish.

Makeup and fashion sense
Makeup is a very vital part of a slayqueen,they look dazzling because of it,it gives them a different look entirely,you won't recognize a slayqueen without makeup on,ignore the pictures they post on social media,they actually look different in person thanks to make up and lots of effects and filters from photo editing,that's why they never leave the house without makeup even if they're just going somewhere nearby,the way they dress is not far from their personality,just like prostitutes they always dress in a sexually provocative manner,skimpy gowns and shorts,cleaving exposing dress,and some take it far by wearing see through dress and posting unclad pictures.

Never miss a party
They have the connections,they stay ontop of affairs and they always get invited to every fancy party for same reason,they also hope to get a new catch from such fancy parties.

Fake lifestyle
Everything about a slayqueen is fake except who she really is, a part she might never expose to the world,they look flawless on social media but becomes a different person when you meet them physically, they show off things they don't own including borrowed stuff,always leeching off others,totally unproductive and dependent but loves living large.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

1. Work hard for your money and be your own person, don't turn a guy to your ATM machine because you're in a relationship with him, he's not dating your wahala.

2. If you don't like a guy simply let him go, stop leading him on and friendzoning him, stay away from him as well

3. If you're not romantically involved with a guy, refrain from visiting him, being alone with him but if you must, it has to be in a public place, if you get raped its kind of your faullt.

4. Don't leave your drink unattended to, if you must, discard it and request for another when you return, in otherwords trust no one.

5. Don't spend his money if you won't be with him, its like washing your mouth with water you can't drink

6. Stop being loose and too friendly, you often end up sending the wrong signal and guys easily mistake little gestures as a greenlight

7. Don't be quick to open your leg because he's a smooth talker, sex doesn't keep guys and some get bored of you after a while, abstain if you can

8. Stop dating more than one guy at a time, I'm sure you're keeping your options open but think about the hearts you're using to play ping pong

9. Stop dressing in a sexually provocative manner if you don't want people to treat you like a slut, guys aint robots,they feel things just like you and I, that pervert who tried to touch you in a sensitive place did that because you tortured him emotionally with that exposed part of you.

10. Always try to know if there's a future with him, you can ascertain this from his character, how he treats you and how responsible and hardworking he is

11. Stop being a live_in girlfriend, moving in with him and performing wifely roles doesn't give him the impression that you're wife material, infact it reeks of desperacy, and you sort of offered yourself on a platter of gold, how generous of you.

That's all.

Oh my sweet goodness

Lalasticlala mynd44

generalbush:
lol. You are even the same person as the Op. I greet you and your Alternate. Bad enough I never figured out on time.

lol

If you have a problem with OP quote her, alternate or no alternate IDC please stop quoting me, now that you're figured out I'm same as the OP go and get your award for solving a mystery I don't know you and I want it to stay that way.

generalbush:
To do what with the post?

Why calling them? Someone composed trash and you are disturbing the mods!!

Bekiaful

what's eating you up, the thrash is better than your cockeyed comment which screams of hate, please quote someone else with your sadistic way of life I'm way beyond your league

so true and funny you didn't even add the one where they'll holler excitedly lalasticlala mynd44 FP please

Lalasticlala this deserves fp but you didn't push to fp because the proper keyword wasn't used, snake buhari and ourmumu don do

chukwukapromise:
Ur situation us really grievous that only God can help u!

what should have been the subject combination

chukwukapromise:
Well dat combo is a mixture of medical and engr subject!....So i think you should check out educational course!...Ur combos cant match any falculty except educational courses!

jesus, we did research online for subject combo and thats what we saw o, I'll just do change of institution to my state uni and pray

chukwukapromise:
BIOLOGY....biology shuld'nt be there!

so what do you think i should do with that subject combo

is this the proper subject combo for computer sc

biology
maths
physics

heard the biology shouldn't be there

why is this not on do yet, lalasticlala, mynd44 pls do your job, I pray he's found, Hale and hearty

Please when is waec for external candidates registration starting and when is it ending

231 computer sc, fulafia, awaiting results

kimbra:
Which school gave him admission so soon?.

read it slowly, hope he'd be given admission for compt sc, thats what i wrote

He scored 231, despite the fact that he didn't read much, no independent novel, didn't complete maths and got the time up screen, hope he'd be given admission for Computer sc

I' was arguing with my friends earlier, she said its not rape, since he's her husband and wives are obligated to always succumb whenever the husband request for sex

I've always had a phobia for dark places

Wuminity:
I hope you get the message by Afroduke,,,,,,

1. go to jamb.org.ng...
2. create a jamb account...
3. click late payment/regularisation... follow instructions on how to pay your 10k...
4. then go to a cyber and print out the indemity form..
5. submit the indemnity form to your school...
6. wait for 1month.. confirmation shld be sent to your email... Voila you're good to go...

Mean while you can pay through remitta or through your ATM if you have been using it for online transactions before. And if you are unable to do it on your PC, then you should visit a standard cafe so as to avoid mistakes or stories that touches the heart. Sorry for replying late.

thanks alot i appreciate

ANTONINEUTRON:
U Selected A.B.U

my kid bro

ANTONINEUTRON:
No

My Subject Combo Last Year Was: Math's,Physic's Nd Biology

But Am Going With: Math's, Physics Nd Chemistry

o ok

ANTONINEUTRON:
I got 215 in Jamb. I applied for Computer Science in A.B.U. Am frm Benue state. And i learnt dat almost 2,500 pipu applied for d department.

Please wat are my chances of being accepted

did you finally get the admission? And what was your subject combo

Stevengerd:
Am Telling You Frm My Own Aspect. Apart Frm Working In The Oil & Gas Sector As Geologist, Where Else Is He Going To Work? Ur Brother Needs To Be Exposed, Let Im Follow Is Heart. Tho Am A Medical Student, That Doesnt Stop Me Frm Aving An I.T Knowledge. Cause The Way Our Economy Diversifyin, Wat U Read In Skul Does'nt Matter Anymore. Bt Ur Skill & Knowledge Is Gonna Make Way For You.

exactly and he's naturally into website design already, instead of struggling to get admission with others its better he gets into school with ease now that he's still fresh upstairs, choosing a course and insisting on it is the reason why I'm not yet a graduate, had it been i choosed what I'm good at, I'd be in four hundred level now

firstking01:
And what makes you think he cannot score above 220…seems you are the one puting fear on him…since he's good at other subjects like english and maybe chemistry, let him try and score atleast 75-80%, then he can gamble maths and physics, lets say 50-55% on each of them and he's gone already ....or, he want impersonation?, na just 30k??

instead of gambling why not just write the subjects he can ace without reading for it

firstking01:
Geology is never a bad course as them and petroleum share almost the same boundaries....the crux is, getting a job as a geologist is hard but when you eventually get one you don hammee be that....and btw, why is he scared of maths and physics??, is it not jamb again?...tell him to go ahead and write it he 'll make it...jamb is one easy exam to pass.

lol because its objective? He's not good with physics at all, and he's supposed to get more than 220