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I have been dating 'HER' for over 3months now and everything is going fine. So last week I decided to invite her to my place, and she came. When we were together, her phone rang but she refused to pick her call, and I asked her why she didn't pick. She said nothing, and for me to check who had called her. I saw 'SterlingBank calling'; and I begged her to pick, may be the Bank wants to give US money. After that, another call was coming in, 'GTB calling', she ignored it. UBA followed and I picked it but the caller didn't talk and I cut the call.

A minute later, FirstBank calling, she put it on hold; when ZenithBank called, she shouted at ZenithBank. When FidelityBank was calling, she rejected the call. Later after an hour, one call entered her phone singing John Legend's song; just to check who called her, I saw 'CBN', and she picked it and answered the call well. Later when I asked her, she said that one of her Uncle working there used
the office landline to call her. I said Ok. Few minutes later, WorldBank called and she was so Happy to pick the call.
After she had finished receiving the call, I picked up my phone to flash her number... Guess what I saw....?!
MicroFinance bank. Really painful......

What a traumatic experience

The people of Saki, Oyo State are said to be leaving in fear over the recurring sound of earth tremor, with a recent report by Dr Adepelumi Adekunle Abraham of the Department of Geology, Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, Osun State, stating that the risk of quake in the area had risen to 91.1 per cent.
People living around Saki, especially Medinat, Veterinary, Salam Salam, Abimbola layout and Ogbooro areas, have been subjected to fears over the recurring sound of an earth tremor.
Abraham in his report titled, “PRELIMINARY ASSESSMENT OF EARTH TREMOR OCCURRENCE IN SHAKI AREA, SHAKI WEST LOCAL GOVERNMENT, OYO STATE, said that, “After the earth tremor of 2009 in South western Nigeria, was felt in several towns and villages in Oyo, Osun and Ogun States, a detailed short-term probabilistic earthquake prediction was carried out by our team, our findings indicated the probability of earthquake occurrence in the study area between the year 2009 and 2028 increased from 2.8% to 91.1%. The result also showed that the probability of three events occurring has the highest likelihood within the predicted years. Also, found that the Weibull probability density model predicts a damaging earthquake (M= 5) before year 2020.
The issue has been brought to the attention of the National Assembly by the member representing Saki-West/Saki-East and Atisbo local governments at the House of Representatives, Honourable Olajide Olatubosun.
Olatubosun in a letter dated June 9, 2016, which was addressed to the Speaker, House of Representatives, Honourable Yakubu Dogara and entitled: “Matter of urgent public importance (standing Order VIII rule 46) urgent call on the Federal Government to investigate the persistence earth tremor currently being experienced in Saki, the headquarters of Saki-West local government area of Oyo State,” called the attention of the House and Federal Government to the “persistent vibrations/tremor in Saki.”
According to him “anytime the earth vibration/tremor occurs, the building and other physical structures in the affected areas would shake violently and this, he said was responsible for a large army of internally displaced persons (IDP), as they had to vacate their homes, farmlands and their places of business.”

Really obese

A morbidly obese ten-year-old, who is reduced to wearing just a sarong as clothes do not fit him, has been put on a crash diet over fears he may die.

According to Daily Mail, Arya Permana, named the world's fattest child, weighs an eye-watering 192 kilograms and eats five meals a day consisting of rice, fish, beef, vegetable soup and Tempeh - a soy patty large enough to feed two adults.

Arya, from West Java Province in Indonesia, has dropped out of school as he can no longer walk and his mother Rokayah said he is 'perpetually hungry'. Arya's parents have decided to limit the amount the ten-year-old eats per day and he is now on a diet of just brown rice.

As the Trial of Saraki and Ekweremadu & co was proceeding, I heard the noise of a mob outside our fence. I checked out to see what’s going on. Alas! The guy in the pics above is being lynched by the mob.

I moved closer to find out his offense, I realized he used to go round to steal panties (especially of females) hung on the line. After being tortured for some hours, he confessed he has been in the business for a while, and he’s being sponsored by some people.

He said the leader pays him N500 per a panty. He claimed to come from Akinmoorin in Afijio LG. I appealed to the mob not to take law into their hands via Jungle Justice, rather they should let us hand him over to the believed “unfaithful” NPF corps. They agreed with me and we immediately invited the corps, then handed him over to them. He also confessed a “Babalawo” is their sponsor.

Over to you careless households! Undies are better dried in your personal bathroom, or your living room in the absence of personal toilet/bathroom. These ritualists won’t give up! As they eat faeces (deficates) here and there, look for human parts and other things for their money rituals.

The “yahoo boys” internet fraudsters are also there for you greedy and never satisfied/discontented girls and women, who’re gold diggers. It’s time to be very careful and watchful. Honestly money-making is not an easy task, ask me and I will tell you. Stop “tripping” for extravagances as well as lavish spenders. It’s good to pose at the front seat or owner’s corner of Range spot and other nice cars, but do you ever ask the source of the glitters? May God guide and protect us!

1- Shave with electrical clipper, Don't shave with razor (shaving stick). Shaving stick razor cuts off little of your facial skin while shaving thereby causing disruptions in the pores when the hair is about to grow back. It's best you shave your beards with electrical clipper

2- Apply aftershave for men (macho is the best, becos is not too harsh, has a soothing fragrance.

3 apply small quantity of neo-medrol to the affected area, when you notice a small appearing bumps neo-medrol works like magic it's eliminates bumps caused by bacteria and it has no side effects.

4 bath with DOVE soap it's so nourishing it has a soft, smooth moisturising content it helps in refreshing the skin, and helps to clear the facial pores with it 1/4 Oil contents you can use regularly..

5 apply VISIBLE DIFFERENCE CREAM. It helps to eliminate dark spots caused by constant shaving... it clears of the spots makes the shave facial part to look brighter without any sign of shaved beards.

6- always change ur pillow case, then if you are too lazy to do that, ignore your pillow totally cos resting on a dirty pillow while sleeping causes facial infections especially for men who shave regularly the bacteria in dirty pillows can give you a million bumps.

7- make sure you have your bath with disinfectants ( preferable ROBERT LIME ANTICEPTIC LIGUID) it's soothing with a freshing fragrance and not too harsh on the skin

8- if you have a personal shaving clipper, before you use it use your aftershave LIGUID like MACHO aftershave spray it on the shaving clipper blades to kill bacteria... they're too small for u to notice them it's very important you spray your aftershave on your clipper blades before using them.


If you follow this steps routinely then you have no reasons to complain about, bumps, ingrown hairs. It really works give it a try.

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