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It's really embarrassing for it to be public, is not like he got a massive dick lol

Yeah he did, no reactions yet about that, so he actually did

Nigerian singer, Temitope Adekunle, popularly known by his stage name Small Doctor, has denied beating up a motorcyclist.

“I Did Not Beat Up Anyone” – Small Doctor Denies Beating Up Keke Driver
GV!

An Instagram user, @The_Nifemi had written;

“Lmao…I just witnessed Small Doctor and his crew beat up a Keke Marwa driver opposite Mobil, Akilo Rd., Ogba.

It was too interesting to make a video.”

Speaking with Sunday Scoop through his manager, Senator, the “Penalty” crooner, in the interview said;

“Nothing like that happened. It was just a minor disagreement with someone on the road and we resolved the issue amicably.

People just like to blow things out of proportion and create unnecessary controversy. I would never descend so low as to fight with someone on the street.

I implore my fans to forget those lies.”

End time cake

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Thank God his thing dey intact

His possible for his d**k to be intact, because he was just 3 years when he got burnt, he probably could have been on a heavy pampers before his grandfather threw him out through the window so it could be very difficult for the fire to burn him down there

His possible for his d**k to be intact, because he was just 3 years when he got burnt, he probably could have been on a heavy pampers before his grandfather threw him out through the windom so it could be very difficult for the fire to burn him down there

His possible for his d**k to be intact, because he was just 3 years when he got burnt, he probably could have been on a heavy pampers before his grandfather threw him out through the windom so it could be very difficult for the fire to burn him down there

Actor Sir Roger Moore, best known for playing James Bond, has died aged 89, his family has announced.
He played the famous spy in seven Bond films including Live and Let Die and A View to a Kill.
Sir Roger’s family confirmed the news on Twitter, saying he had died after “a short but brave battle with cancer”.
The statement, from his children, read: “Thank you Pops for being you, and being so very special to so many people.”
“With the heaviest of hearts, we must share the awful news that our father, Sir Roger Moore, passed away today. We are all devastated,” they said in a Twitter post.
The actor took the character of James Bond in a more humorous direction than his predecessor Sean Connery.
The veteran star, who died in Switzerland, will have a private funeral in Monaco in accordance with his wishes, his children said.
“The love with which he was surrounded in his final days was so great it cannot be quantified in words alone,” read the statement from Deborah, Geoffrey and Christian.

“Our thoughts must now turn to supporting Kristina [Tholstrup, his wife] at this difficult time.”
The statement added: “We know our own love and admiration will be magnified many times over, across the world, by people who knew him for his films, his television shows and his passionate work for UNICEF which he considered to be his greatest achievement.
Along with his famous Bond role, Moore was also known for TV series The Persuaders and The Saint.

The writer is an asshole
USA are they most greedy pple on Earth
They are part of problem we are having today
If I get the writer, I will wipe his ass and his account United States is the No.1 country with the highest number of scam
There govt is digging into Africa to reap our money while we dig into there Bank to reap them They are bunch of fellows!
Selfish pink pple They will continue to be reap till they pay for Colonization Because Colonization is a scam So they started the scam tin! And they will pay with there lives
Have you read about the invasion of the pink people into our land?
After reading, your thoughts and ideology about the pink people will change!
How do you think that scam that involved millions works? Because they are Gold Diggers too, trying to marry a good looking guy with millions of dollars contracts
I don't idolize pink people because they re greedy!
What were they looking at Libya
They plot to remove Gadaffi, now Libya is suffering, who plot to remove Jonathan?? The answer is United States of greedy people, now me and you is suffering it!
So my brother!
Our slavery with the pink people will stop when we stop to idolize the pink people
Can you trace the race of the African American??
They are slaves sold to serve in United States
Could you remember Michelle statement during the outdone Election in the United States!
She said "I woke up every morning in the house built by slaves" she's referring to the "White House"
Michelle Obama
Africans are seen as slaves in America! That's why we have real racist all over there.
They classified us as low life!
They helped Nigeria won during the Biafra war because they discovered that Mighty Talented Giants are coming out from the East part of the country
They know that the Igbos are wise enough to dethrone them!
Lemme stop here!
Bcs I got much anger for that stupid set of pple!
Looking for whom to steal from via Colonization.

The writer is an asshole
USA are they most greedy pple on Earth
They are part of problem we are having today
If I get the writer, I will wipe his ass and his account United States is the No.1 country with the highest number of scam
There govt is digging into Africa to reap our money while we dig into there Bank to reap them They are bunch of fellows!
Selfish pink pple They will continue to be reap till they pay for Colonization Because Colonization is a scam So they started the scam tin! And they will pay with there lives
Have you read about the invasion of the pink people into our land?
After reading, your thoughts and ideology about the pink people will change!
How do you think that scam that involved millions works? Because they are Gold Diggers too, trying to marry a good looking guy with millions of dollars contracts
I don't idolize pink people because they re greedy!
What were they looking at Libya
They plot to remove Gadaffi, now Libya is suffering, who plot to remove Jonathan?? The answer is United States of greedy people, now me and you is suffering it!
So my brother!
Our slavery with the pink people will stop when we stop to idolize the pink people
Can you trace the race of the African American??
They are slaves sold to serve in United States
Could you remember Michelle statement during the outdone Election in the United States!
She said "I woke up every morning in the house built by slaves" she's referring to the "White House"
Michelle Obama
Africans are seen as slaves in America! That's why we have real racist all over there.
They classified us as low life!
They helped Nigeria won during the Biafra war because they discovered that Mighty Talented Giants are coming out from the East part of the country
They know that the Igbos are wise enough to dethrone them!
Lemme stop here!
Bcs I got much anger for that stupid set of pple!
Looking for whom to steal from via Colonization.

Giant African land snails (genus Achatina) are large terrestrial snails native to eastern Africa and considered invasive in several other nations. GALS aren't poisonous but it is possible for them to transmit disease, especially when their mucus is used in topical treatments or the snails are eaten raw.


Giant African Land Snails and Disease
Although not poisonous, giant African land snails are capable of transmitting some diseases to humans. These snails can become carriers of Angiostrongylus cantonensis, a parasitic worm, if a snail eats droppings from a rat that also carries the disease. Infection by rat lungworm, as it's more commonly called, can cause meningitis in humans. The worm could be transmitted from a snail to a human if the human ingested the snail. It's also possible for GALS to transmit salmonella and other bacteria to people, especially if the snails were living in the wild. Bacteria may be transmitted to a human by consuming or handling a GALS.

Using GALS Mucous for Medicinal Purposes
In some cultures the GALS' slime is valued for its supposed healing properties. The animals were spread in South America by culebreros, salesmen peddling live snails as well as healing and cosmetic concoctions made from snail mucus. Products including giant African land snail slime are used as facial treatments and skin creams. Outbreaks of meningitis have been linked to the use of these products in South America. According to Richard Gaskalla, head of plant industry for Florida's Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, one woman in Florida went to the hospital with complaints of a stomach ailment after ingesting juices from a live snail as part of a religious rite. The snails have been linked to a religious sects in southern Miami, where the species' invasion is severe.

Giant African Land Snails as Food
Gastropods are almost all muscle. Because they're full of protein and easy to cultivate, giant African land snails are often eaten like oversized escargot in certain parts of Africa, Asia and South America. They may be eaten raw or cooked. One preparation method is to slice off the snail's muscular foot and cook it like a steak. In Asia they're served as a form of sushi. Eating raw snails is much more likely to cause illness than consuming cooked snails.

GALS as an Invasive Species
Giant African land snails have been classified as an invasive species in the United States and several other countries, including Canada and many South American nations. GALS are listed in the Global Invasive Species Database's "100 World's Worst Invasive Alien Species." Because they reproduce at such a prolific rate, they're considered a threat to the natural ecosystem in many countries. One snail can lay as many as 300 eggs per month. They're also considered a threat because, as herbivores, they can damage crops and other natural resources. GALS are known to eat more than 500 different plant species. They may even eat at the outer surfaces of homes when food is scarce.

Giant African Land Snails as Pets
Although illegal in the U.S., GALs are legal to keep as pets in the United Kingdom and many other countries. Captive-bred snails are much less likely to carry diseases or parasites than wild snails. Also, evidence has not yet been found that rats in the United Kingdom carry the rat lungworm, making captive-bred snails from the UK much less likely to transfer disease to humans. They're a common pet with children because the snails don't mind being handled and are relatively easy to care for. Although it's legal to keep GALS as pets in the UK, it's illegal to release the eggs or animals into the wild.

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At the wake of the widely circulated rumour of President Muhammadu Buhari’s death, Governor Yahaya Bello of Kogi State, has urged Nigerians to allow the President who has gone on a medical leave, “to rest in peace”, in order  to regain strength to pilot the affairs of the nation, instead of spreading false alarm.
Recall, that Buhari has been away for weeks on a medical vacation, in an undisclosed hospital in London.
The Governor berated those wishing Buhari dead, describing them as, “the real enemies of Nigeria.”





Bello, who spoke on Sunday night, through his Director General on Media and Publicity, Kingsley Fanwo, said such evil wishes against the president, would do the nation no good.
He said the emergence of President Buhari at this, “critical period of the nation’s economy, should be seen as a big blessing, and that Nigerians should join hands in prayers for the President, to enable him lift the nation out of the woods.”
He added: “Every leader is installed by the Almighty Allah, to help humanity and advance the wishes of God over the people. The holy books urge us to pray for our leaders. The injunction is for our benefit, because when leaders act right, the people will reap the fruits.
“Wishing a person dead because of political, ethnic, or religious difference, is a sin, and I will urge all those who wished the President dead to seek for forgiveness from God.”

Nice and helpful

Very helpful thanks

Yes! It will eat from you body nutrients while is growing fuller, but if u take care of ur hair properly and eat a balance diet, it will only steal from your extra nutrients hereby it won't be noticeable cos the nutrients in your body fuels the hair follicles hereby making it to grow, so the hair steals from ur body nutrients that's y u will look slim... so if u want to have ur meal eat a large meal, ur hair will feed from extra meal and it won't affect ur body weight

Most dogs are not heartless, especially local dogs, taking a look at that dog it's obvious the dog is trying to save the baby, or bring it out to the public place so people can see the evil most woman indulge into.we all knw dogs doesn't carry things with there walking legs they only carry things with there mouth, and from the way the dog carried the baby it reveals much that the dog didn't harm the baby and won't dare it. That's how dog move there born babies with there mouth from one place to the other.....

This is funny; I guess the lovers had thought that rapture was happening; they had to run out…

A couple doing “bad thing” came running out without their clothes after a truck carrying 45 bags of wool lost control and plunged into the wood house where they were relaxing. The truck also hit a car parked close to the house.

The unfortunate incident took place on Saturday morning in Govan Mbeki Kasi, at Nelson Mandela Bay area of Zimbabwe.
Speaking with Daily Sun, a 28-year-old woman who witnessed the incident said: “I saw the truck leaving the road at about 6am. The driver jumped out while it was still moving and ran away.

“Then I heard a loud bang as the truck hit a steel gate before swerving and ploughing into two shacks. People were screaming and then I saw two n*ked people who looked shocked.”



One of the victims, 32-year-old Bulelani Makaza, said the truck spoiled his good s*x session.

“My girlfriend and I were having a nice time but suddenly we heard a bang and the shack walls fell on top of us. We kicked the zinc out of the way and screamed for help.”The man’s sister, Limise said: “I thought I was dreaming when the truck crashed into my brother’s Opel before smashing into his shack and then mine.

“I’m worried because we were supposed to go to Somerset East to visit our parents, but now the car is damaged. We don’t know who will rebuild our house.”

Girls and big casava dis days na wa ooo

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Nigerian lady based in Lagos is currently seeking a successful man with an extra ordinary size of manhood for a serious relationship.
The hook up session of relationship adviser, Joro Olumofin has showcased a love request of a Lagos-based lady named Emiley Efejekwu who is seeking for both financial and s*xual assurance.