₦airaland Forum

Blizzy300:
Why do you write like chatgpt with so much human touch?

Thank you for the options you provided, it gave me a good idea on what to do next

Well if they swap faces, I will still go for the 2

Because it's Chat GPT. The *** is a giveaway 😂😂😂

jubrilELsudan:
CHOOSE THE ONE THAT CAN FORK YOU VERY WELL

😂😂😂😂😂

Uchesis:
We need these rules in the Prem next season especially the one concerning corner kicks.

Let me see how one club will win the league again

Corner kicks are part of the game. You for say make dem kuku ban am. For throwing all of dem that use towel to clean ball will lose out. These rules will affect everyone.

Richtaiwo:
Impossible. He simply cannot.

The SE votes he rigged so aggressively in 2023 have now been fragmented and are under full coverage. Even Lagos, which he only managed to win by a narrow margin, is unlikely to be as generous this time around, as many residents have come to see through the grand deception and empty promises.

The recent election in Abuja was merely a microphone test, a small preview of what lies ahead. As for the religious rhetoric that helped him attract some votes from some Northern Christians, that script has already been used. Reheating the same stale propaganda will not produce the same results. People are no longer buying the ticket.

If Peter Obi has empty promises, Tinubu has what then?

The truth. One of such friends I've blanked for four months now has tried to reach out to me through a mutual friend "who isn't aware of our rift" 😂

Emeskhalifa:
Those who said it was staged, I guess the demolition was staged too.

You guys do not like Nigeria coz If you do, tell me why you guy get so exited when bad things happen in the country then when securities put in their efforts, you are quick to call it a stage.


If wishes were horses, I for just round up all those who keep looking down on our security forces, sew uniform for them hand them guns and send them to the battlefield so they will confirm if it is staged.

We only want more movies, that's all. After all with other kidnappings, the best we've heard is the "abductees were rescued". No arrests. No commando style shooting. No Hollywood videos..... because where the Fulani is concerned RANDOM IS PAID

They wanted to join the brisk booming bizness in Naijeriya

Sccarrr:
obviously not by wale Adenuga....more like your dada....please tell us the real story since you know what really happened 😮‍💨

We would appreciate the same footage hereon. Especially for those poor kids in the bush

Image123:
Lolz, because the protests are sponsored. The bulk of Nigerians are more sensible than burning down the country. We wise.

So the bandits aren't sponsored too anymore, abi?

Sheuns:
Can you people be at least humane for a moment?

I pray you are personally affected by this insecurity, then and only then will you know what it feels like.

I had a fair share of this issue just a few years ago and there’s nothing on earth that’ll make me support or even defend APC.

WizardOfNG I say a big amen to this fair prayer.

KonTagiousBull:
I think this guy should go for psychiatric check...

I agree. Seunmsg please

Conservarmy:
Nobody will resign, that 8 years will be completed. If you like kidnap everyone, Tinubu will complete that 8 years.

E go touch you

PulaPower:
Nah why we can never trust that Agulu fraud that scammed Ojukwu..

Like someone said you have a spiritual challenge

Tjra:
He will be assistant to Nnamdi Kanu in prison. I heard Mazi is the head cook now.

You are so funny obo 😂😂😂

CodeTemplar:
All of them trying to sound human and on the side of the downtrodden.

It was Adelabu's sister the other day. It's getting closer

TheStoriesOfMan:
Am I surprised? No, I'm not.

Years ago, I went to a restaurant with one babe I recently wooed. It was a Middle-eastern eatery. I ordered and she ordered. We waited.

Other nationals, probably middle eastern too, were served quickly but 30 minutes had passed, and those guys were served the same menu I ordered. I politely called the waiter to complain but he was responding rudely. I kept quiet. Called him again after ten minutes, re replied that if I don't seat and wait for my order, he'll bounce me out of the place.

Na there my head turn.

I banged my fist on the table and roared if if I don't see my order here, I'll cause mayhem so catastrophic that the governor will rush here. I called my goons and they arrived within five minutes.

It took intervention of the manager and others to pacify me. Out of annoyance, I spat on my menu and left.

In my own country? See scene!

See eh, na we dey cause all these things. We go see whitty dey call am "master" "master". That's how we sell ourselves so low and they tramp on us. If I hadn't stood my ground, those Arabs for use me do yeye.

You're lucky they didn't call the police. Nigerian Police for fall your hand.

Eriokanmi:
As a Lagosian, we don't want any protest here pls. Everyone should lead their protest to their various polling booths next year with their voter's card. Abuja would be the best place for this kind of protest not Lagos e joo. Protest here could be hijacked by hoodlums and before you know it, looting will start

So Lagos is a state of hoodlums then. I hope the hoodlums stand firm when the bandits arrive.

FSBoperator:
In short, they said nothing.

Call your English teacher

FSBoperator:
He posted details of Emeka's PVC as captured from an INEC computer .

So how does this in anyway constitute to invasion of privacy ?

For your information, anyone can approach their local govt INEC office to request for details of any candidate contesting an election .

INEC is compelled by law to give access to anyone seeking information as contained in INEC 's care be it PVC data and INEC forms submitted by a candidate standing for election.

No law was broken here and your fellow Obidients were twisting it that Lere had access to INEC servers which was a big fat lie...

E be like say you no sabi book o

FSBoperator:
Low budget BBOG campaign gimmick.

They will be freed and the terrorists arrested and neutralised .

Or negotiation and ransom paid.

FSBoperator:
The combo no make sense.

Sharia governor teaming up with the second largest Alcohol brewer.

Make it make sense !

Both of them are totally ideologically divergent.

Kwankwaso is a religious conservative socialist while Giringori , an ultra capitalist zionist..

Is Hero too expensive for you to buy?

Olukat:
He said the honest truth. He wants power with a fight. Believe it or not, if Obi had stayed back and fight through Labour Party challenges he would’ve built on past election gains. If you want to play politics get ready to fight fight like Pres. Trump and Wike.

Lies. LP only became stable when Obi left. He had to leave so APC and crew could stop harassing the party. All of a sudden judgments are going in LP favor and Abure is a goner

DomPerignon:
Ok.

Can you stop disturbing us with all your deluded posts?

Obi go win .

Are you ok now?

Yes we are OK.

sonssyo:
Wahala,but these mocking things no make sense to me, one person must lose just that arsenal fans were making too much noise

Is it a sin to make noise? Isn't that why you're a fan? Who make noise pass Chelsea and yet it's acceptable as support. Look the truth is this, as an analyst once said 85% of those who despise Arsenal don't even know why they do 🙄

Ejyksneh:
This is small compared to what happened during Jonathan's tenure.
It's all in a bid to pull and print Tinubu's tenure in a bad light, but damn, we won't allow it fly.
Tinubu till 2031

I pray this happens to you and your family

Hezzyluv:
Arsenal fans have taken over noise making from Chelsea fans ever since they won the league which is not supposed to be hence the banter.

That is a lie. This banter has been all these years

Willy2025:
See what Peter Obi is missing. This could have been a great platform for him to contest instead of an online party called NDC

Una don start again. Na so una call LP online party for inside bedroom till dem shock una.

Refinedbeing:
Why can’t the Peteru Obi himself stay and so we can find out.

I was waiting for the first person thunder go 🔥 to mention Obi.

mascot87:
That is still none of your business dude

Try to keep it out of the news then.

LibertyRep:
Oyo state where the in incident happened , the Governor had his APM gathering yesterday. None of you raised any eyebrow.

But Ogun should cancel the Ojude Oba and the entire South West should shut down..


For the avoidance of doubt, the government should be pressured to do all it has to do to end insecurity

I wonder what he's saying? Are the kidnapped kids that important? How many serious nations grind to a halt because of kidnapped kids? You are right jare...
we move.