₦airaland Forum

chuksanambra:
Stop disgracing your ancestors here. Even if you were born stupid, at least learn from others and stop propagating your folly.

Tax default is a serious criminal offence. You can't know that cos you're an unenlightened noise maker with zero exposure.

chuksanambra:
Most of you are illiterates.

If you fail to disclose the source of the sum, you'll be asked to disclose tax paid on that money. If you fail to provide proof of tax compliance, you'll go to prison.

That's why illiterate Nigerians who think like you suffer in foreign prisons.

samysmoothfresh:
hmmm I see


lemme ask a silly question






















are you a tomboy or something close to being one?

samysmoothfresh:
mtcheew



Abeg all of you should gather and come and be going to enugu jareh


you people should nont even think of coming to benin even if its part of your route to enugu or anywhere


imagine, your brother and his friends

samysmoothfresh:
OK o...................dont say i didnt warn you



who will you be going with?,

samysmoothfresh:
I promise i'll make it super fun...........................trust me, just come



why would you want to go to jos (the coldest/coolest place in nigeria) anyway.................................LIke do you wanna have frozen inverted nipples?



I've heard stories the cold causes inverted nipples in ladies



besides, the first and last time i went there to visit an aunt (spent 3 days), i came back home with receeding hair lines popularly called AKPAN cos the cold ate my front hair way deep deep deep inside.............................its a miracle they even grew back



honestly, you should strike out jos or perhaps move it to number 3 or maybe even 6 so there will be space for benin [u]

samysmoothfresh:
TBH, You're right


it really sucks, from their ugly bleached up and multicoloured girls whose greatest dream and achievement is getting visas to italy, to their boring towns (more like villages cos every where in benin, even the main/capital city is the village of someone), down to their crazy abnormal climate where rain falls and sun shines at the same time for most part of the day



there are still a few fun places though you could visit plus you'd have the best and cutest tour guide by your side.........................theres never a dull moment with him

samysmoothfresh:
What makes you think so?

samysmoothfresh:
Why go to Enugu when you could come to Benin and have a swell time courtesy of yours trully, ME

lastempero:
Enjoy ur visit.

lastempero:
Yes of course aside the udi hill that's inside,the other two is in d same pathway and some how close to each other,if it's by cab 3k is Enuf.

lastempero:
Not that close, a journey of one hour or less.

lastempero:
U can lodge at blue island hotel at independent layout or any of the hotels in New Haven.though u can opt for a hotel at 9th mile corner if u don't mind been boring and staying outside enugu town.

lastempero:
Udi hill, Ngwo pine forest and Milken hill are in Udi local govt.

lastempero:
The waterfall is inside d forest not easily accessible, the other are accessible.

mrblessed:
You have proven to be grossly unteachable; doubling down on ignorance and unleashing subtle inflammatory remarks just to cover up a solecism. I must therefore announce my surrender. You right, I am wrong.

lastempero:
Apart from Nike lake the other ones are in the same local govt I guess. First go to Udi hill, then the awhum waterfalls I don't think u can go there now because the last time I checked it was closed unless by special arrangement but u gotta be careful too, it's a lonely path n deep inside d forest. The Ngwo pine crest is almost along the Milken hill road after which u will enter a bus down to new market,from their pick a cab to Nike resort if u are loaded.

samysmoothfresh:



Just ok?..............................you wont even push that i tell you?


na wa o

mrblessed:
It is not 'suggested pronouns' as you erroneously stated; you simply did not obey the rule. And I sense the error is a product of ignorance, rather than carelessness.

You suggested those pronouns, there's no rule stating i must use them to convey my message so you're the ignorant one here, my sentence is correct and you understood what i meant, what you're doing right here is what you're known for, obey what rules? Where's the rule?

samysmoothfresh:
auto correct

samysmoothfresh:
NVM...............i'm sure you wouldn't do it for me even though it's something you can do without fuss

Ok

mrblessed:
My clique and I= We. Me and my clique=Us. Madam, stop making wrong use of pronoun.